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    Pauly's (Armored Truck/DiamondDawg Plays)Tuesday!!

    $"PAULY's Armored Truck Plays" $



    Guaranteed to get to the bank every time
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    Lets Chalk theStock and Breed the Dawgs to unlawful gains fellow Militia..........



    Stay tuned and I will release the
    Fort Knox/DiamondDawgs play in adequate time for wagering Boys........

    The Armored Truck plays are guaranteed to have enough chalk in them to choke you


    The Diamond Dawgs plays are any pick that is Chalkless..........

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    Pauly's Diamond Dawgs record: 2 and 5 +1715 In my Dawgy bag

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    I haven't been payin' that close of attention obviously, but how does 4-3 equate to +1180 on favs? looks like the juice on the 3 losses would have eaten any profit from the 4 wins. Dont jump my shit either, just asking damnit!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    I haven't been payin' that close of attention obviously, but how does 4-3 equate to +1180 on favs? looks like the juice on the 3 losses would have eaten any profit from the 4 wins. Dont jump my shit either, just asking damnit!!!!
    Money management PRO Money management

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    I haven't been payin' that close of attention obviously, but how does 4-3 equate to +1180 on favs? looks like the juice on the 3 losses would have eaten any profit from the 4 wins. Dont jump my shit either, just asking damnit!!!!
    Ok PRO now that I'm cooled off a little I will explain it to you my Comedic friend
    The Yanks game was a bet to win 2000 on Sunday so this is why I'm ahead in my Armored Truck Plays Bank

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    cool! I just didn't see how much you had put on it man! I always play everything the same amount of units

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    Not me Pro, I pick and choose when I see a great advantage I then throttle the Mutha like a helpless animal!

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    Fort knox plays for Tuesday..........

    Yes Boys 2! I wasn't stuttering, I most likely will have two Armored plays today fellow militia,the other one I'm looking at is not sold yet but it is getting close to a bill of sale..........

    Here is my first one> packen witha Full Metal Jacket, With the chalk being a threat of extinction, I think they for got to pack it at the plant and if they didn't somebody's getten FIRED! as I type this message


    WashingtonNationals -106 x1 For 1000



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    Thnx man.
    What do you think about SF?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WiseGrumpy View Post
    Thnx man. What do you think about SF?
    Your Welcome
    The Giants look to be a pretty good wager at first glance but pitchers that are on somewhat of a win streak because of the inevitable meltdown day that will come soon, maybe tomorrow maybe not but if I was going to make a play on it I would take the RL to ditch the chalk then it won't sting so bad if they lose........Also they are flying clear across the country to get ready to play by tonight at 7:10 with a 3 hour time difference in which their biological clock is not used to and this is an advantage how much I don't know in Florida's favor..............................

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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    Your Welcome
    The Giants look to be a pretty good wager at first glance but pitchers that are on somewhat of a win streak because of the inevitable meltdown day that will come soon, maybe tomorrow maybe not but if I was going to make a play on it I would take the RL to ditch the chalk then it won't sting so bad if they lose........Also they are flying clear across the country to get ready to play by tonight at 7:10 with a 3 hour time difference in which their biological clock is not used to and this is an advantage how much I don't know in Florida's favor..............................
    Thank you so much for the answer.
    Three more bets I was Thinking about I would be happy to see what's your opinion.
    Yankees -1.5 I really don't see a reason they won't win easily again.
    Cards -1.5 With such good hitters and a VERY good pitcher tonight, this seems like a great bet.
    Rays -1.5 I don't think I should say much, it's looks like a

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    public all over wash & the line comin' down! I was thinkin' Braves here, you're hurtin' me Pauly

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    Go get 'em Pauly!

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    Ny> is always the right play unless there is a significant ERA difference of at-least 4-5 in oppositions favor for example when they played the Sox on Saturday the difference was 7 and I jumped on the Sox like a thug in NY City and I still sweated my ass off... Yanks are in a league of their own, bought and paid for I will add....

    Cards> although I took them yesterday against the Phillies I don't like them tomorrow because before yesterday the Phillies were 4-1 against them last season and Wainwright was 3-0 coming into the only game he pitched against them and he lost 10-7 so this is either a Phillie bet or stay away IMO

    Rays> IMO are pretty much a coin flip because both pitchers are pretty evenly matched at the moment.............

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    public all over wash & the line comin' down! I was thinkin' Braves here, you're hurtin' me Pauly
    Public doesn't mean shit in Baseball PRO unless $ overrides the NBA Consensus like it did on Sunday with the Mets now that is what a MLB fixed game looks like in person with no make-up to hide its ugly face.............. Sad but Oh so true..

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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    Ny> is always the right play unless there is a significant ERA difference of at-least 4-5 in oppositions favor for example when they played the Sox on Saturday the difference was 7 and I jumped on the Sox like a thug in NY City and I still sweated my ass off... Yanks are in a league of their own, bought and paid for I will add....

    Cards> although I took them yesterday against the Phillies I don't like them tomorrow because before yesterday the Phillies were 4-1 against them last season and Wainwright was 3-0 coming into the only game he pitched against them and he lost 10-7 so this is either a Phillie bet or stay away IMO

    Rays> IMO are pretty much a coin flip because both pitchers are pretty evenly matched at the moment.............
    Thnx man, I'll go with the Yanks again today

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shortstop View Post
    Go get 'em Pauly!


    I'll get em Shorty I'm do for a somebody SsssTtttoPppppp!!!! me hot streak.....

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    Armored Truck Play #2

    San Diego Padres -136 x.5 For500
    This one here boys is the equivalent of a Sherman Tank lying in wait to seek and destroy with vengeance





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    it's a revenge robbery and it's goin down tonight get em Pauly

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    Give me a "B", give me an "A", give me a "B" give me a "Y", What's that spell?What's that spell?WHAT'S THAT SPELL?
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    Roll the dice, come lucky #7 For the Dawg!!

    Pauly's Diamond Dawgs special


    Here's a Shit&giggler boys I cashed out these Dawgs on Saturday Like a thief in the night, Lets see if we can do it again
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    Quote Originally Posted by Postman78 View Post
    it's a $revenge robbery$ and it's goin down tonight get em Pauly
    You Know it Mr. Postman


    Caviar, money get back,keep your hands off my stack,Its alright Jack,,,,4 star day dream,I think I'll buy me a Football Team............................
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    Liked Padres, GL Pauly!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sawyer View Post
    Liked Padres, GL Pauly!
    To you as well Sawyer the Totals Specialist......................... I tip my hat.

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    Pauly, here's some more proof that I'm cursed on totals. Played Cubs/Pitt over 8. They have 16 hits, the most of any game going, one more than the Toronto game where they have 11 runs.

    5 runs in the 9th

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    Attention fellow militia RED ALERT!!!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    San Diego Padres -136 x.5 For500


    Armored and ready for battle
    Well boys because of the sudden Trick our enemy the Books are playing with their attack of our front line, I'm callin off 75% of the original units placed for battle!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    Pauly, here's some more proof that I'm cursed on totals. Played Cubs/Pitt over 8. They have 16 hits, the most of any game going, one more than the Toronto game where they have 11 runs. 5 runs in the 9th
    PRO totals are the Devil I learned this and moved on,,also the Pirates our my personal curse,,, every-time I have them involved in a play no matter what the play is.. They sodomize me in the worst imaginable way!!!

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    But if you like playing Totals PRO I suggest you talk to Sawyer because he is by far the best when it comes to having a significant edge, when Totals are involved................................ ..........................

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    I like playin' totals in college hoops, I found a guy that has a system that is gold, plus I can find an edge on my own too, and the lines are so soft, but this shit is unreal!

    I hate to tail Sawyer & he'd hate for me to tail him, It's a curse I tell ya, a curse!

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    Flawless Victory!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    Yes Boys 2! I wasn't stuttering, I most likely will have two Armored plays today fellow militia,the other one I'm looking at is not sold yet but it is getting close to a bill of sale..........
    Here is my first one> packen witha Full Metal Jacket, With the chalk being a threat of extinction, I think they for got to pack it at the plant and if they didn't somebody's getten
    FIRED! as I type this message

    WashingtonNationals -106 x1 For +1000 WINNA!

    Now lets celibrate by havin some finga licken chicken and smile for the family pitcha of Murdering the Books INC.....!

    Armored and ready for battle
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    Huh huh he hah he he hooh Shit! I didn't even get get any blood on my Clown suit




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    padres

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    I like playin' totals in college hoops, I found a guy that has a system that is gold, plus I can find an edge on my own too, and the lines are so soft, but this shit is unreal! I hate to tail Sawyer & he'd hate for me to tail him, It's a curse I tell ya, a curse!
    Honestly PRO I believe ya cause on Saturday somethin most definitely went mysteriously ah'foul on that Mets/Phillies Under for a Pitcher with an ERA of .069 having a nervous breakdown and giving up 6 runs in the 4th and 2 in the 5th might of been your telepathic energy focus you had on the game

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    I guaranfukintee it!!!

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    7 came twice in this magic trick boys!!!

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    Pauly's Diamond Dawgs special


    Here's a Shit&giggler boys I cashed out these Dawgs on Saturday Like a thief in the night, Lets see if we can do it again
    Kansas City RoyalsML+162 x.4 For +648 Winna RRL+245x.15 For +368Winna
    Who wants a HOTDAWG!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    I guaranfukintee it!!!
    The mind is more powerful than any energy force on earth both negative and positive and if one can learn to somewhat harness this energy for the positive,, great obstacles can be overcome but this takes tremendous belief and focus in oneself...........

    Now on the flip/negative side of this equation you don't have to focus what so ever on negative energy to haunt you because it actually attacks ones positive well being naturally and consistently............. Which is why we call it the DEVIL/EVIL/ETC..
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