1. 05-26-07 02:45 PM #1
    buztah
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    Home equity loan

    Met with my banker this morning. Got 75k home equity loan. Could have gotten 200k but don't want to act like a problem gambler junkie. Got it all on the dodgers. If this hits I stay in Canada. If it misses, it's Dubai for me. Well maybe....

    Feeling lots of hate toward me. This is what capitalism is all about boys, taking a risk. Learn to love it boys. learn to love it. Gamble with passion. Got lots! Need this one, boys. Need this one.
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  2. 05-26-07 02:47 PM #2
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    Now I know you're full of shit.

    Go Cubs...
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  3. 05-26-07 02:52 PM #3
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    I actually like the Dodgers in this game. Looking to go 2-0 today with a Dodgers win.
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  4. 05-26-07 02:59 PM #4
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    Ok Buztah let's get this one. I myself have about 350K riding on the Dodgers, and another 100K on a parlay with the under.

    I think Hendrickson is going to hold it down today (not to mention, the Dodgers fall into a great system of mine that is 553-4 over the past 5 years, although only 0-2 so far this season, which has to do with playing on teams giving up 3.8 runs per game or less, facing a team hitting under .240 in it's last ten games with a bullpen ranked in the bottom third of the league. There are some other parameters, but I have to keep them a secret for now). Let's get 'em.
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  5. 05-26-07 03:14 PM #5
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    Now I know he's not serious, but it's pretty amazing how he keeps picking losers. I hope the Cubs win, I want to see how he explains his $150K bet.
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  6. 05-26-07 03:39 PM #6
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    Looks like Big Game Z is gonna run the table for you at this rate buztah.
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  7. 05-26-07 04:00 PM #7
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    Just to all the viewers out there, that come in here and read this.

    I recommend never to get this carried away. Don't let gambling control you. Have a set gambling bankroll, and if it runs dry. Stop until you can refund it without putting your personal finances in danger.
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  8. 05-26-07 04:21 PM #8
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    Substitute gambling for politics in my signature line. Best of luck.

    later
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  9. 05-26-07 05:09 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by buztah View Post
    I just took the rock group Rush hostage. I had their business manager wire my ransom demand of $1,000,000 into my 5dimes account, all of which is going on the Red Sox -133 tonight. If I win, I get to stay in Canada and Rush continues to make mediocre music. If i lose I'm off to Bangkok. Wish me luck!
    Whoa, dude. You're hard core!!
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  10. 05-26-07 05:30 PM #10
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    Butzah is definitely full of crap, but it's actually a little entertaining...
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  11. 05-26-07 06:06 PM #11
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    Come on Butzah... You gotta let it ride on tonight on something. You gotta get your units back.
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  12. 05-26-07 08:23 PM #12
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    Drinkin and gamblin mix well

    Boys! Hey Boys! I'm the stupidest and luckiest degenrate PHUCK ever. I've been on a bender since that pads game and was so phucked I menat to select LA and accidetly hit Chic. So I'm watchin the game, sceraming and pullin my phucken hair out and all I along I HAD THE CHICAGO PHUCKING CUBS!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!! Phucken AYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

    I';m debt free now boys! Just don't knw how I'm gonna go back to just bet a nickel or dime a game. Quite a rusg to put 75k on a game, boys! Quiet a rush! All's well taht ends well. YEAH!!!!!! I'm gonna go get some much needed shut eye.

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  13. 05-26-07 08:30 PM #13
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    Sound like Hank Webber with all that "boys" talk.

    What luck to hit the wrong team and it being the winning one.
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  14. 05-26-07 08:40 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by buztah View Post
    Boys! Hey Boys! I'm the stupidest and luckiest degenrate PHUCK ever. I've been on a bender since that pads game and was so phucked I menat to select LA and accidetly hit Chic. So I'm watchin the game, sceraming and pullin my phucken hair out and all I along I HAD THE CHICAGO PHUCKING CUBS!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!! Phucken AYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

    I';m debt free now boys! Just don't knw how I'm gonna go back to just bet a nickel or dime a game. Quite a rusg to put 75k on a game, boys! Quiet a rush! All's well taht ends well. YEAH!!!!!! I'm gonna go get some much needed shut eye.

    Wow. That's unbelievable. Absolutely unbelievable.
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  15. 05-26-07 08:46 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by onlòóker View Post
    Sound like Hank Webber with all that "boys" talk.
    There's no meat to this schtick though. It's ok, back to business.
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  16. 05-26-07 11:57 PM #16
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    No one actually believes him, right?
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  17. 05-27-07 08:20 AM #17
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    I'd like to know what online sportsbook would take a $75K bet on a baseball game. I am thinking of putting my life savings on a game today so I can retire early....
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  18. 05-27-07 11:58 AM #18
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    For the record I don't believe him AT ALL... Although I have made the mistake several times of betting the other team but not when 75K is at risk... To boot he would have had to put it down more then once for 75K... I just don't buy it....
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  19. 05-27-07 02:01 PM #19
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    i am just curious what his next post will be.
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  20. 05-27-07 02:12 PM #20
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    that's what happens when you watch two for the money too many times.
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