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    SlaytheBook
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    Dear Mr. Sharp...

    We notice that your mlb handicapping skills are well respected on this site, and deservedly so. As a result, you have attracted a large group of followers which actively wager online with establishments we represent.

    We have a proposition for you - we will reward you with a 500 credit for every posted play which fades the St Louis Cardinals. That team is a lock to win considerably more than they lose (as any clown recognizes) but we believe that the trust of your herd runs so deep that they will blindly tail you time and time again even after repeated defeats. As an added incentive - we will pay an add'l 500 credits each time you wager on consecutive games against St Louis. Betting back-to-back-to-back (3 games) would reward you with 3k credits.

    No need to respond as we don't want a paper trail of these terms. We already have teams closely monitoring your thread and plays. Arrangements have been made for a credit to appear in one of your existing offshore accounts.

    We encourage you to post plays in your usual fashion, but please don't fail to recognize the overwhelming value that lies with team playing against the Cardinals this year.

    Sincerely,
    The Books

    oh, and never heard of ya pal

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    ithinkiamgood
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    SlaytheBook
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    Mr. Sharp,
    While we appreciate your taking advantage of our initiative, we have no choice now but to rescind our offer. You are not of use to us if you bury your herd of followers with repeated weaksauce plays. Our analysts are reporting that your recent picks have been downright garbage. Your insights are now getting second guessed - there is dissension in the ranks and the sheep are getting restless.

    Please stop fading the Cardinals until the faith of your flock has been restored.

    Sincerely,
    The Management

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    Big Bear
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    damn

    is this a direct attack on No Coins?

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