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    Henkka
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    Been losing lately? No worries, fade me for the rest of the season and get rich!

    I am the worst gambler this universe has ever seen. Fade my every play and you'll be swimming in money in no time. You're all very welcome.

    My picks 6/22

    Cards RL
    Oakland ML
    Tribe - Twins OVER
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    Let's see how you do.

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    interesting thread...

    why don't you just fade your initial leans? and then claim them as your own plays?

    b/c the opposite of bad is good.

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    Henkka
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    interesting thread...

    why don't you just fade your initial leans? and then claim them as your own plays?

    b/c the opposite of bad is good.
    Because if i think for example that the cardinals are gonna beat the rangers today and then play the rangers, the Cardinals will win. All the plays in my mind are good as long as they stay there but if i actually bet them, they turn to losses, so it doesn't work for me. It's all about the hatred that the universe has against me. But i'm happy to use my curse to help others make money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Henkka View Post
    Because if i think for example that the cardinals are gonna beat the rangers today and then play the rangers, the Cardinals will win. All the plays in my mind are good as long as they stay there but if i actually bet them, they turn to losses, so it doesn't work for me. It's all about the hatred that the universe has against me. But i'm happy to use my curse to help others make money.
    you're never going to win at sports betting if that's how you think. The books have successfully corrupted your mind and have you constantly second guessing and thinking you can only pick losers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pattymayo View Post
    you're never going to win at sports betting if that's how you think. The books have successfully corrupted your mind and have you constantly second guessing and thinking you can only pick losers.
    That's right, i am never going to win at sports betting, that's the reason i'm suggesting people to fade my plays. But the bookies hold no power over me at all, the almighty universe does.
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    1/3 yesterday. Confident i'm going 0/4 today. Lets fade the **** out of these.

    My plays 6/23

    Detroit RL
    Milwaukee
    Cincinnati
    Seattle
    Last edited by Henkka; 06-23-13 at 10:02 AM. Reason: Edit

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    Ouch. 3-1 yesterday. Record now 4-3.

    6/24 Plays (Guaranteed 0-3)

    Rays
    Padres - Phillies OVER
    Giants

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    ^giants won't lose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMLBKing View Post
    ^giants won't lose.
    Are you a time traveller? How do you know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Henkka View Post
    I am the worst gambler this universe has ever seen. Fade my every play and you'll be swimming in money in no time. You're all very welcome.

    My picks 6/22

    Cards RL
    Oakland ML
    Tribe - Twins OVER
    You're probably not as bad as you think.

    Do you consistently bet the same amount every game? Do you bet more on games you feel really good about? Do you play play big favorites at -200+ moneylines?

    If you are doing any of these then your losses will hurt your bankroll a lot more than your wins will help it. I'd recommend betting a set amount every play, track your record over the long all you'll most likely be surprised how mediocre you actually are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Henkka View Post
    Are you a time traveller? How do you know?
    I know the dodgers cant hit bumgarner. I know the giants can hit Ryu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMLBKing View Post
    I know the dodgers cant hit bumgarner. I know the giants can hit Ryu.
    No one ever likes the asian guy, i get it.

    Quote Originally Posted by tg09 View Post
    You're probably not as bad as you think.

    Do you consistently bet the same amount every game? Do you bet more on games you feel really good about? Do you play play big favorites at -200+ moneylines?

    If you are doing any of these then your losses will hurt your bankroll a lot more than your wins will help it. I'd recommend betting a set amount every play, track your record over the long all you'll most likely be surprised how mediocre you actually are.
    Well, how nice of you. Thanks for the advice.

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    I actually took Giants on an alternate RL-1.5 for a paltry sum, I'm sure your better than you think.

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    So 2-1 yesterday. Record now 6-4.

    6/25 Plays:

    Rangers
    Dodgers
    Red Sox RL
    Rays RL
    Nationals - D'backs UNDER

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    3-2 yesterday. Record now 9-6.

    6/26 Plays:

    Cardinals RL
    Red Sox RL
    Nationals
    Padres - Phillies OVER
    Cubs - Brewers UNDER

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    6/28 Plays

    Angels RL
    Pirates RL
    Braves
    Giants
    Marlins - Padres UNDER

    Guaranteed 0/5. Fade away.

    Record: 12-8

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    Adding: Rockies - Giants UNDER

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    6/29 Plays

    Orioles RL
    Cubs
    Padres
    Dodgers - Phillies OVER

    Record 16-10

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    3-1 Yesterday. Record now 19-11.

    6/30 Plays

    Pirates RL
    Angels RL
    Braves
    Cardinals
    Rangers - Reds UNDER

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    3-2 yesterday. Record now 22-13

    7/1 Plays

    Rays RL
    Reds RL
    D'backs
    Marlins - Padres OVER

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    2-2 yesterday. Record now 24-15.

    7/2 Plays

    Athletics RL
    Rangers RL
    Orioles
    Diamondbacks
    Astros
    Angels - Cardinals OVER
    Rockies - Dodgers UNDER

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    hitting 60% in 40 picks. Thats a long hot streak for somebody who is the world's worst gambler. BOL to you mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dejong77 View Post
    hitting 60% in 40 picks. Thats a long hot streak for somebody who is the world's worst gambler. BOL to you mate.
    Yeah, i have no clue whats happening. Have i transferred into a parallel universe? Is it a dream? Something is definitely wrong here.

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    So 1-6 yesterday, i am back on planet earth. And i can smell a losing streak coming. Record now 25-21.

    7/3 Plays

    Pirates RL
    Braves RL
    Tigers
    Orioles
    Seattle
    Angels - Cardinals OVER
    Reds - Giants UNDER

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