1. 04-09-21 04:07 PM #1
    Eddy Munny
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    I'm the Greatest Capper in SBR History. Heavy is the Head That Wears the Crown.

    So many brokedikks, so little time. How can I possibly appease them all? They come crawling out of every nook and cranny on those rare occasions where I drop the ball, but vanish into the mists of time when I'm cranking out winners.

    They don't deserve me. Plain and simple. After I post tonight's winner, I'll duly bump my tout thread so I can enlist more buyers. SBR doesn't normally allow their forum to double as a billboard for entrepreneurial endeavors, but I broke the mold, and I Skype with Shari, so the rules don't apply to me.

    That's the world we live in, folks. The rules just slide right off me like Shute's tears on a wetsuit.

    A lot of these snowflakes grew up being handed participation trophies and then wonder why the bookie is breathing down their necks when their cute little parlay card goes up in smoke. Well that's because the bookie doesn't carry around a bag of participation trophies, he carries around a crowbar to bring snowflakes like JohnnyV to their knees.

    So while these brokedikk buffoons are laid up in their bunk beads with ice packs, arm slings, and bandages, looking like they just emerged from an ancient Egyptian sarcophagus, I'm out here running circles around mofos, watching the odometer on my bankroll tick upward at warp speed.

    Even Goatbreath gets all bent out of shape we he sees me struttin' around because he knows that I know that he knows that I've got an avalanche of dubyas marinating in the crock-pot and he wants what I'm cookin'.

    Now on to the next order of business.. Bulls +2

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    The Chicago Bulls will score more points than the Atlanta Hawks.
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  2. 04-09-21 04:13 PM #2
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    what's your best sport?
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  3. 04-09-21 04:18 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Orbison View Post
    what's your best sport?
    Whoa, whoa, whoa... Who you calling "sport?"

    I'm not a sport, or a shooter, or a kiddo, or tiger, or chap, or bud...

    It's "Mr. Munny" to you. I'll also accept Sir-Wins-a-Lot.
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  4. 04-09-21 04:20 PM #4
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    Gonna put all my freeplay points on this one if I remember. Don't screw me bro.
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  5. 04-09-21 04:21 PM #5
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    I swore this was something to do with Vitty.



    He is the best ever. Just ask him.
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  6. 04-09-21 04:24 PM #6
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    Lol
    Getem muny
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  7. 04-09-21 04:25 PM #7
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    Unless I missed a bunch of losing bets, Eddy posts consistent winners.
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  8. 04-09-21 05:06 PM #8
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    Where's Johnny Rotten? How bout a little thank you?

    You're always pleading, begging me to save you from poverty and cracked knees, so far I deliver an 80% win rate the week with another winner pending and then you ghost?

    You dirty, rotten little scoundrel... From now on you're gonna have to purchase my package.
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  9. 04-09-21 05:22 PM #9
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    Heavy is the Head!!!

    Long Live the King!!

    Dilly Dilly!!!

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  10. 04-09-21 05:26 PM #10
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    Ok eddy I took bulls ml since u seen confident here

    dont fkkk me here
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  11. 04-09-21 05:28 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnyvegas13 View Post
    Ok eddy I took bulls ml since u seen confident here

    dont fkkk me here
    If you read my comprehensive analysis you'll know why I picked the Chicago Bulls.
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  12. 04-09-21 05:29 PM #12
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    At least your confident.
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  13. 04-09-21 05:40 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by RangeFinder View Post
    At least your confident.
    It's a front. I'm actually over in the corner huddled behind a wall of potted plants I've built to protect myself from the impending consequences. I can't seem to shake the fear that I truly am a square masquerading as some other geometrical configuration. I fukkin panicked and started a thread without thinking.

    I honestly can't even name another starter on the Chicago Bulls besides Derrick Rose...

    Help me!

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  14. 04-09-21 06:38 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Heavy is the Head!!!

    Long Live the King!!

    Dilly Dilly!!!

    here, here, dilly dilly
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  15. 04-09-21 06:40 PM #15
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    Eddie track you plays and we see how good you are
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  16. 04-09-21 06:47 PM #16
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  17. 04-09-21 06:56 PM #17
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    This is a good play Mr. Money, up to +2.5 now. Zebras on your side tonight
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  18. 04-09-21 07:04 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    If you read my comprehensive analysis you'll know why I picked the Chicago Bulls.
    I skimmed through it and saw bulls at the bottom
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  19. 04-09-21 07:05 PM #19
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    True I've been keeping track you're hitting at over 60%.

    Average is 45%.

    Morino 17% at the bottom.
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  20. 04-09-21 07:08 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unrivaled View Post
    True I've been keeping track you're hitting at over 60%.

    Average is 45%.

    Morino 17% at the bottom.
    Anything over 60% is really good if that’s true
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  21. 04-09-21 07:34 PM #21
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    Good start eddy
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  22. 04-09-21 07:36 PM #22
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    Munny is hitting winners with the same rate that thomorino hits losers. Very impressive in multiple sports.
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  23. 04-09-21 07:40 PM #23
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    Don’t mush this
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  24. 04-09-21 07:52 PM #24
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    Zach Lavine having a career gm
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  25. 04-09-21 08:26 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Eddie track you plays and we see how good you are
    Hell naw, I don't need a homework assignment...

    And for what? So I can impress a bunch of degens who blew their stimulus on a PS5 and a dab rig?

    I started posting daily picks this week completely on a whim and I'm 4-1 with this one pending.

    I am feeding the hungry masses under no obligation to continue. My generosity has its limits.
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  26. 04-09-21 08:40 PM #26
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    Clown
    Nothing else
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  27. 04-09-21 08:47 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shute View Post
    Clown
    Nothing else
    ^^ Oh look, it's one of the degens who blew his stimulus on a PS5 and a dab rig.

    Then he promptly sashayed over to the neighborhood glory hole and blew something else.
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  28. 04-09-21 09:00 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shute View Post
    Clown
    Nothing else
    Really? He is posting picks and you don't have to pay your tout for picks and this is what you can come with to someone you don't even know?

    Go hide back to your mom's basement.
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  29. 04-09-21 09:10 PM #29
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    I Hate the NBA
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  30. 04-09-21 09:14 PM #30
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    The Johnny Rotten jinx.

    I can't have you tailing my plays anymore, fella. The karmic kickback is insurmountable.
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  31. 04-09-21 09:18 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    ^^ Oh look, it's one of the degens who blew his stimulus on a PS5 and a dab rig.

    Then he promptly sashayed over to the neighborhood glory hole and blew something else.
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  32. 04-09-21 09:24 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    The Johnny Rotten jinx.

    I can't have you tailing my plays anymore, fella. The karmic kickback is insurmountable.
    Nice try eddy
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  33. 04-09-21 09:28 PM #33
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    In hindsight, first half was the way to go with the Bulls on a B2B, they went dry in the 4th quarter.

    But I mean 4-2 is respectable... NBA is a tough nut to crack. I can't turn water into wine, people.

    Guys like Poop-Shute and Johnny Rotten would give up mom's home cooked meals for a week if they could go 4-2.
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  34. 04-09-21 09:28 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by thomorino View Post
    Portland +7

    Clippers -5

    Miami -8
    Quote Originally Posted by thomorino View Post
    Memphis -2

    Bulls +2
    You are doing great, Munny, but Corky took down Johnny and Gonzaga and he'll take you down, too. No matter how strong you are in picking, nobody, and I mean NOBODY is stronger than the power of Corky.

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  35. 04-09-21 09:29 PM #35
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    I'm not sure if "heavy is the head" but it is sure is big!
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