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    jjgold
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    Anyone Guaranteed To Score Tonight?

    Let me know

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    mjsuax13
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    I am. My wife is going to let me hammer it.

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    Mr KLC
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    Hammered it a couple of hours ago. Being temporarily unemployed has it's benefits.

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    KVB
    It's not what they bring...
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    DiggityDaggityDo
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjsuax13 View Post
    I am. My wife is going to let me hammer it.
    Ay, can I get in on this?

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    jjgold
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    Nice 👍

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    cincinnatikid513
    contra spem spero
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    hoping to score 1 goal at least, brazil b and paraguay shutting me out so far

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    flyingillini
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    Me , 100%, the Vietnamese girls are down!
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    manny24
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    Coach was looking for drugs guys relax

    none of you are getting laid stop fanturbating
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    DiggityDaggityDo
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    Oh wow.. what you looking for, JJ?

    COCAIN??

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    mjsuax13
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    JJ, what kind of drugs do you like? You seem like you’d be a real weird fuk all coked up.

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    mjsuax13
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Ay, can I get in on this?
    She’s a huge pain in the ass. Enjoy your freedom.

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    manny24
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    would of loved to see how CarpeDime operated at a party back in the day like boogie nights

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    jjgold
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    Manny let’s see nudes of your lovely wife

    She will not mind at all

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    Wife and I got down like it was the summer of 69 last night
    im good

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    Mr KLC
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    gauchojake
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    Your aunt

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    funnyb25
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjsuax13 View Post
    JJ, what kind of drugs do you like? You seem like you’d be a real weird fuk all coked up.
    Dude is a real weird fuk sober as a goat

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    pologq
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    jealous of the guys with real women tonight

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    funnyb25
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    Quote Originally Posted by pologq View Post
    jealous of the guys with real women tonight
    Blow up dolls fine. They don't talk back at least.

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    Mr KLC
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    jjgold
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    Post videos if you have them
    Mirrors

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    Wrongside
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    Indians sure aint.

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    mjsuax13
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Dude is a real weird fuk sober as a goat
    True.

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    Mike Huntertz
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    jjgold makes feel like I can be a better man!
    No cribbage for me tonight I'm studying to be a horse moderator!

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    sourtwist
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    done deal as usual
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    BeatTheJerk
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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    Me , 100%, the Vietnamese girls are down!
    That would be committing adultery sir ?

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    clockwise1965
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    I like gambling more.

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    jjgold
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    sex is overrated it is why I do not have it

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    Sam Odom
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    went to sleep too early last night

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    BeatTheJerk
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    sex is overrated it is why I do not have it
    You don’t have nearly a big enough extension to enjoy it that’s your problem.

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    mjsuax13
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    I beat my meat and called it a night.

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    manny24
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    Twister's ole lady is a dime

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    JayLA
    On to the next one...
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    Quote Originally Posted by clockwise1965 View Post
    I like gambling more.
    you know what? If we're comparing scoring (as in fkning) to cappin and winnin the bet? i gotta agree. Don't get me wrong, I love and will always love some nice fkn, but been there done that....

    winning a well thought-out, super-pounded bet before halftime is unlike anything else.

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    I'm married so the answer to this is NO!

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