1. 05-02-20 10:39 PM #1
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    I Smoked DMT and Tried to Reason With the Coronavirus

    I blasted off into hyper-dimensions to try and wrangle this COVID-19 character. I just wanted to talk, no judgements, no ridicule, no condescension, just me and the virus, mano y microbe. Let me tell you something, that Corona is hard to get a hold of. He/she is busy beyond words and I was unable to reach him despite my journey to the outer recesses of the universe . I am exhausted. I did this for mankind. I made the sacrifice while you're all sitting there on your faux-leather couches and watching football games from the Reagan administration.
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  2. 05-02-20 10:56 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    I blasted off into hyper-dimensions to try and wrangle this COVID-19 character. I just wanted to talk, no judgements, no ridicule, no condescension, just me and the virus, mano y microbe. Let me tell you something, that Corona is hard to get a hold of. He/she is busy beyond words and I was unable to reach him despite my journey to the outer recesses of the universe . I am exhausted. I did this for mankind. I made the sacrifice while you're all sitting there on your faux-leather couches and watching football games from the Reagan administration.
    Thanks for trying Munny. You did the best you could.
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  3. 05-02-20 10:56 PM #3
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    Deep thinking
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  4. 05-02-20 11:04 PM #4
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    What drug or drink besides DMT are you on Munny when starting this thread? That's what inquiring minds want to know?

    I'm jealous and sober.. ...

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  5. 05-02-20 11:07 PM #5
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    I don’t think you smoke DMT
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  6. 05-02-20 11:10 PM #6
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    I've only smoked DMT twice but they were both pretty crazy experiences (in a good way) and small, indescribable parts of it have stuck with me. Everyone should try it at least once IMO

    Thanks for trying to save the world Eddy
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  7. 05-02-20 11:11 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    I don’t think you smoke DMT
    Of course you do.
    Usually dip a joint into the liquid and boom....
    Instant out of body experience.
    You are soaring in the cosmos looking down on you muscular shell.
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  8. 05-02-20 11:27 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by 19th Hole View Post
    Of course you do.
    Usually dip a joint into the liquid and boom....
    Instant out of body experience.
    You are soaring in the cosmos looking down on you muscular shell.
    Hmmm didn’t know that. Always thought it was ingested/drank. Never tried it. I had one last awesome acid trip and then decided psychedelics weren’t ever going to get better than that and never tripped again.
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  9. 05-02-20 11:37 PM #9
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    I never took DMT or Acid or anything like that so I don't know, I never will either...

    What ever.. Trip away if that floats your boat!!!
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  10. 05-02-20 11:54 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Hmmm didn’t know that. Always thought it was ingested/drank. Never tried it. I had one last awesome acid trip and then decided psychedelics weren’t ever going to get better than that and never tripped again.
    You're thinking of ayahuasca.
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  11. 05-03-20 01:36 AM #11
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    I took a hit of ayahuasca instead
    even though dmt...naturally grows inside of my head
    my third eye saw a plandemic
    where reports rang and simulations ran
    but no virus existed

    felt like screaming from the pulpit
    could see thru all the bullshyt
    papi told me chill
    you not playing with a full deck

    possibly Im ill
    now watch me scream hadouken
    end dying in the street
    like de niro did in Heat

    keep your distance six feet!
    you mean above ground or beneath?
    just read me my miranda
    I overstand the propaganda
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  12. 05-03-20 05:46 AM #12
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    pass

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  13. 05-03-20 06:25 AM #13
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    Where did you get the dmt? I'm having trouble finding a legit seller. Did tons of acid though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
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    Say " Yes " to Christ.
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  16. 05-03-20 06:55 AM #16
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    Ed, did you see any lizard people on your quest?
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  17. 05-03-20 07:22 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    I have not done a drug in 6 years. My drug now is Jesus Christ he is my Lord and Savior.
    I’m a Christian too, but if you shove this fuckin’ message down people’s throats too much, it won’t help shit. Let people be. Unless you wanna be a Preacher then start a congregation. This is a sports forum time & place unless the topic is in the thread title.
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  18. 05-03-20 07:44 AM #18
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    When you’re a Christian your duty is to spread the word and that’s what Illini is doing.



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  19. 05-03-20 07:50 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    When you’re a Christian your duty is to spread the word and that’s what Illini is doing.



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    Fuk that Jay, it doesn’t work & it’s annoying elitist behavior. We’re not all born to spread the gospel like a pastor. He’s been doing it too much, & no one gives a fuk about his new found faith, facts.
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  20. 05-03-20 08:14 AM #20
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    Dmt is the only drug, specifically hallucinogen, that scares me. My buddies have an ongoing bet regarding who I do it first with, or alone.

    I just can't go there, and I love hallucinogens. I know it's short lasting but naaa - super scared to go to that part of my head.

    I'll likely do it after I do Ayahuasca, a longer version.
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  21. 05-03-20 08:36 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
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    Agreed. That doesn't mean I refused when I was younger.
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  22. 05-03-20 08:42 AM #22
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    What if you have corona with no symptoms and passed it on to that world?




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    Quote Originally Posted by Demonata View Post
    Where did you get the dmt? I'm having trouble finding a legit seller. Did tons of acid though.
    Inquiring minds need to know.
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  25. 05-03-20 11:32 AM #25
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    probably got it from joe rogan
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  27. 05-03-20 11:34 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by teecee View Post
    Inquiring minds need to know.
    It's actually extremely easy to make
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    When you’re a Christian your duty is to spread the word and that’s what Illini is doing.



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    23 new members today Jj
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  29. 05-03-20 11:46 AM #29
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    https://www.ajc.com/news/crime--law/...ASHQAkIkP4JcL/

    We’ve gotta get ahold of this guy ...
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  30. 05-03-20 12:09 PM #30
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    blasted..


    Like taco night, we leave them shells sittin' inside your stomach
    Story the same, you know the usual, we die for nothin'
    I dressed up for too many funerals, I'm tired of comin'
    Made it out that shit, but it left scars, I'm still survivin' from it
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  31. 05-03-20 12:52 PM #31
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    Great!!!

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    23 new members today Jj
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  32. 05-03-20 01:22 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demonata View Post
    Where did you get the dmt? I'm having trouble finding a legit seller. Did tons of acid though.
    I really don't know anyone who makes DMT for retail sale and I don't know that I would trust the purity of the substance if they did. In my case, I had a friend who went to some ayahuasca retreat in Colorado about 2 years ago, guided by a shaman. When he came back from the retreat he was really interested in trying DMT so went about searching how to procure it. He acquired the supplies and started making it himself based on internet tutorials.

    So that's how I started with the substance. It's a naturally occurring chemical produced in the pineal gland and released during dreams, I don't regard it as a "drug" like crack, meth, or heroin. The stuff kicks in quickly though, most people won't be able to do more than two hits on their first attempt.
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  33. 05-03-20 01:24 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    ...mano y microbe...
    Cool story bro, but not sure what JJ Gold masturbating has to do with it.
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  34. 05-03-20 01:35 PM #34
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  35. 05-04-20 09:04 AM #35
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    You meet the "guy" over to the left?
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