Originally <a href='http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/showthread.php?p=23075985'>posted</a> on 11/26/2014:

You guys remember those erotic MMA fanfictions Cage Potato wrote an article about recently?
If you change nothing but a couple of the names, these still fit.



He laid still as JIBBBY hiked up his shirt and started to kiss his chest. ‘Hey JIBBBY how much have you smoked today?’ Nunya asked, confused.
‘None, you want me to stop?’ JIBBBY asked, leaning over on Nunya’s stomach and twisting his belt.
‘penetrate no, just making conversation,’ Nunya said as he pushed JIBBBY’s hand away and undid his own belt. Nunya kind of guessed that JIBBBY hadn’t been the academic type at school and JIBBBY wasn’t gonna give ‘the eggheads’ a run for their money, but he had to give it to him, the kid knew how to give a good blowjob.