1. 03-02-11 02:50 PM #1
    36mafia
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    Have you thought about killing yourself

    how would you do it

    need a way to fake my death and disappear to a third world country
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  2. 03-02-11 03:00 PM #2
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    Leave a suicide note and park your car on a high bridge with rapid water below
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  3. 03-02-11 03:04 PM #3
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    let's exchange our passport photos, you will get a new one with Ukrainian citizenship in it - i will probably deal somehow with your problems in the US. unless you're a criminal or so
    Ukraine is not the 3rd world country but sorta 2nd world for sure
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  4. 03-02-11 03:13 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by bozeman View Post
    let's exchange our passport photos, you will get a new one with Ukrainian citizenship in it - i will probably deal somehow with your problems in the US. unless you're a criminal or so
    Ukraine is not the 3rd world country but sorta 2nd world for sure
    Russian girls
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  5. 03-02-11 03:17 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by 36mafia View Post
    how would you do it need a way to fake my death and disappear to a third world country
    Get yourself to Australia. I'll help you out after I kick your arse for being so silly in the first place. xo
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  6. 03-02-11 03:26 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by bozeman View Post
    let's exchange our passport photos, you will get a new one with Ukrainian citizenship in it - i will probably deal somehow with your problems in the US. unless you're a criminal or so
    Ukraine is not the 3rd world country but sorta 2nd world for sure
    career criminal. been locked up 5 times booked 4

    the sky is the limit for me...
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  7. 03-02-11 03:27 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    Get yourself to Australia. I'll help you out after I kick your arse for being so silly in the first place. xo
    shari...

    i will hit a woman
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  8. 03-02-11 03:39 PM #8
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    i would drive my wheel chair out in front of a train i hate my life
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  9. 03-02-11 03:42 PM #9
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    Hell no
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  10. 03-02-11 03:47 PM #10
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    i hate the ppl that try to kill themselves and dont succeed which is attention whoring at its finest

    its not that hard, get a gun if u cant afford that then there is poison, relatively cheap and effective.
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  11. 03-02-11 03:47 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinaro7 View Post
    i would drive my wheel chair out in front of a train i hate my life
    is the pity you get for being in a wheel chair worth having no use of your legs
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  12. 03-02-11 04:03 PM #12
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    i bet if this was in players talk, might have gotten more views than pacos thread in an hour.

    this thread here doesnt reach its maximum potential

    i know theres like 88% here that have contemplated offing themselves at some point.
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  13. 03-02-11 04:15 PM #13
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    i started the thread in the saloon

    the emptiness of the saloon fits the thread pretty good
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  14. 03-02-11 04:15 PM #14
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    never thought about doing it but if i were going to i would steal some succycholine from a hospital start an iv and administer it to myself. no turning back when the meds hit your blood stream because you will literally not be able to take a breath...
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  15. 03-02-11 04:16 PM #15
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    If I lose my bankroll I may have no choice.
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  16. 03-02-11 05:23 PM #16
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    no i have not thought about this
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  17. 03-02-11 05:59 PM #17
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    I only think about it while at work.
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  18. 03-02-11 06:30 PM #18
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    you have to kill another dude. bust his face in with a sledge hammer knocking out all his teeth (pick up his teeth). Pull out all your teeth and leave them near the dead guy. burn the body. they will find the body and the teeth and say it is you.
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  19. 03-02-11 08:30 PM #19
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    no and no. awful thread.
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  20. 03-03-11 07:55 AM #20
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    come on we need some more creative stories here, frankly im a little dissappointed sbr
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  21. 03-03-11 08:02 AM #21
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    i thought about it before, but who hasnt
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  22. 03-03-11 08:05 AM #22
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    If you have really thought about it before you have big problems.
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  23. 03-03-11 12:54 PM #23
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    mexico , everyone from there coming here you will have plenty places to hide
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  24. 03-03-11 02:04 PM #24
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    I'd shoot up a big ol blast of heroin. Fall asleep...bada boom bada bing.
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  25. 03-03-11 02:59 PM #25
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    Yeah I have several times, but I'm too much of a pussy and always think deep in my head that It may be a better idea to stay alive until the next suicidal thought pops in my ****** up head.
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  26. 03-03-11 03:33 PM #26
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    the end is near
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  27. 03-04-11 03:31 AM #27
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    you have a house explode it and some neighbors to confirm you "were " in and after that you are free of identity.
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  28. 03-04-11 05:59 AM #28
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    Every time I lose a game in the final 2 seconds of the game on a miracle half court 3-pointer!!!! #$%@!!! LOL
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  29. 03-04-11 10:23 AM #29
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    life is too good to think about that thing..
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  30. 03-04-11 10:45 AM #30
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    Need to determine why you want to leave to best determine plan of action. so family can collect insurance, so you can collect insurance, get away from trouble
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  31. 03-04-11 02:14 PM #31
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    this thread blows
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  32. 03-04-11 06:07 PM #32
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    not an interesting suicide thread.
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