1. #1
    jjgold
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    TORNADO WARNING For Newark

    It could be the big one

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    you have to me a quota today coach?

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    go get in an inside closet, JJ...

    Good Luck!!

    Doc

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    Take the laptop and lay in the tub, you will be safe there. Or so I hear.

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    Thanks Doc,,you hammer me a lot but when it is serious you come through!!!!

    Daddy go fuk yourself your trying to get me killed

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    "God" be with you, JJ..

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    Go under a tree

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    DOC and Sundae stand up guys tonight

    Rest of you bad news

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    Get to the cellar. Hope your cams are down there too. Make a video.

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    JJ, video opportunity here..drive towards it and get footage. And yell in the camera:

    "SHIT'S ROLLIN NOW, BOYS. SHIT'S FUKIN ROLLIN NOW!"

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    Could be a blessing in disguise if a tornado wiped out Newark

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    jjgold
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    Nothing happened

    Just got real black and lightening

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    Real bad here too. Skies are now scary yellowish peach.

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    it just came through here a couple hours ago.

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    We had about 70 drops of rain

    I was scared for nothing

    Weatherman have no clue

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Nothing happened

    Just got real black and lightening
    It's Newark

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    Very very hot and humid here again

    Dangerous hair

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Very very hot and humid here again

    Dangerous hair
    When the tornado hits at least you'll be aerodynamic with your chrome dome.

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    true marketman

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    crazy shit

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    what time JJ is it supposed to hit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RITZ View Post
    what time JJ is it supposed to hit?

    Last July

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    I guess he survived it.

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    Sip on some of that Brandy JJ....ride it out...it'll take more than a tornado to take you out dude

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    JJ, get in the basement and feed the girl you have chained up. Let her dabble a little bit with the plate as well.

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    It is supposed to rain all day tomorrow. Maybe flooding.

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    I hope you glued that $2000 rat hair rug down tight!

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