1. 02-24-11 09:33 PM #36
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    What time of the day does she do her first line of nose candy?
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  2. 02-25-11 05:37 AM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunde91 View Post
    It depends.

    If she's a fat ugly fuk and you could dump her for better in an instant and she knows it, she better have it 7/7 and worship you.

    If she's = or > you, and she has it clean and ready 6/7, you're being a prick.
    Guess I am being a prick then.

    Illini she's not into drugs. What's a good gateway drug?
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  3. 02-25-11 05:44 AM #38
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    Coug... you are an ass for thinking this way, but only to her.
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  4. 02-25-11 06:09 AM #39
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    what does she do for a living? If she works, then no. But if she sits on her ass all day, then I would say you have a right to be upset.

    sorry, didn't even bother to read the post
    What's part-time? If she's only working a few hours a week, then I would still be upset.
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  5. 02-25-11 06:19 AM #40
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    You need a thorough training session by the Taliban.
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  6. 02-25-11 06:20 AM #41
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    I agree, if she goes to school online and is done with it before the time you get home. she should have at least gotten the shit started for you. dont put up with that shit.
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  7. 02-25-11 08:05 AM #42
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    My wife likes the fact that I cook dinner once a week. This makes her think that we share domestic duties.
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  8. 02-25-11 08:46 AM #43
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    count your blessings. Instead of school, she could be spending too much time at an online forum seeking advice about you from a bunch of degenerates.
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  9. 02-25-11 08:51 AM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by hhsilver View Post
    count your blessings. Instead of school, she could be spending too much time at an online forum seeking advice about you from a bunch of degenerates.
    hahahaha
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  10. 02-25-11 09:02 AM #45
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    if she works part time she shou.d be cooking and cleaning
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  11. 02-25-11 09:36 AM #46
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    forget her Cougar

    Your better off single and banging 20 year olds
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  12. 02-25-11 11:14 AM #47
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    Maybe I am being too tough on her???

    20 year olds...have they gotten better in the sack? I can't be with a girl who just lays there.

    She has to have some talent.
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  13. 02-25-11 11:19 AM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace_of_Spades View Post
    Give your Mom a chance Bait. She has a life too.
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  14. 02-25-11 11:26 AM #49
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    6 of 7 is great. just wait til she is done with school and working full time. youll never come home to food unless you bring it. and maybe she is trying to hint she want s you to take her out that night.

    my suggestion is give her some legendary dick ( the kind she knows she is dealing with a real man and not some school age punk ) and tell her if she wants more to get in the kitchen every night or youre cutting her off
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  15. 02-25-11 11:27 AM #50
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    Coug maybe you have it made and dont even know it. I cant exactly call her good as I dont live with her, but 6 out of 7 days is not bad at all.
    I work 5 days a week and usually am the one making dinner 5 or more time a week. I also am usually cleaning. I live with my gf but she is in vet school, 5 days a week also plus studying 4-6 hours after she gets home daily. She is amazing. When school is not in, she keeps the house spotless and always cooking for me. Sometimes it gets tough when I am doing it all by myself but I can assure you when she graduates she will be making 3-4x what I am, and I make pretty good money. Think of it as a small investment of time/work/energy for a bigger payoff in the end. Hey, we all are gamblers right?
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  16. 02-25-11 11:32 AM #51
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    There are two fails in this thread...

    Trying to justify viewing your girlfriend as a maid or "your object". She sleeps with you...that probably makes you owing her as most men really fail in the bedroom...

    Asking opinions of posters who are 99% dysfunctional and/or fail miserably at relationships. Hookers do not count as relationships...
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  17. 02-25-11 11:35 AM #52
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    Asking people here for relationship advice will be about as successful as asking for betting advice.
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  18. 02-25-11 11:44 AM #53
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    Bro it's your mom chill.. Shes trying to get back on the right path with the School Of Phoenix and all u can do is worry about your belly being full?? Make one of your famous pulled pork sandwhiches and stop bitching at your mom!!
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  19. 02-25-11 11:58 AM #54
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    What does she do with her $ she makes at the restaurant? We talking 20 hours a week or like 10?
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  20. 02-25-11 12:24 PM #55
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    cant believe u guys all get chicks

    are these chicks hot?

    post some fukin pics u fuks
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  21. 02-25-11 12:31 PM #56
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    She helps you with your vids?

    Coug ease up.

    Marry her.

    or I will

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  22. 02-25-11 06:21 PM #57
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    Stevie back off or I will skull fuk you

    Jonah she works about 4 hours a day, 6 days a week

    Going out now, then gonna get laid or maybe get too drunk and start a fight
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  23. 02-25-11 06:23 PM #58
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    6 out of 7 is pretty good imo
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  24. 02-25-11 06:27 PM #59
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    Aren't you the dude who posts cooking videos?

    Make your own fukin dinner.
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  25. 02-25-11 06:56 PM #60
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    LOL
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  26. 02-25-11 06:58 PM #61
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    tell her you're sick of the ******* bullshit and throw her out.
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  27. 02-25-11 07:03 PM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    Stevie back off or I will skull fuk you

    Jonah she works about 4 hours a day, 6 days a week

    Going out now, then gonna get laid or maybe get too drunk and start a fight
    I hope you win. any problems call me I can back you up or **** her (again) whatever u need.
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  28. 02-25-11 07:06 PM #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    Stevie back off or I will skull fuk you

    Jonah she works about 4 hours a day, 6 days a week

    Going out now, then gonna get laid or maybe get too drunk and start a fight
    Uh oh, the missus better have the dishes done tonight if Cougar comes home hammered.
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  29. 02-25-11 07:24 PM #64
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    You should post more cooking videos.

    Chicks like guys with skills.
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  30. 02-25-11 11:02 PM #65
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    hahha isnt that what a lady suppose to do?
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  31. 02-25-11 11:17 PM #66
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    I wouldn't complain, imagine if she protested by skipping another day in the same week.
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  32. 02-25-11 11:19 PM #67
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post

    I hope you win. any problems call me I can back you up or **** her (again) whatever u need.
    Stevie did you anal my GF?
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  33. 02-25-11 11:20 PM #68
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    you are not an a$$ my friend...if you are working hard and being the provider dinner should at least be ready for you when you get home
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  34. 02-26-11 02:55 PM #69
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    Quote Originally Posted by cant call it View Post
    Coug maybe you have it made and dont even know it. I cant exactly call her good as I dont live with her, but 6 out of 7 days is not bad at all. I work 5 days a week and usually am the one making dinner 5 or more time a week. I also am usually cleaning. I live with my gf but she is in vet school, 5 days a week also plus studying 4-6 hours after she gets home daily. She is amazing. When school is not in, she keeps the house spotless and always cooking for me. Sometimes it gets tough when I am doing it all by myself but I can assure you when she graduates she will be making 3-4x what I am, and I make pretty good money. Think of it as a small investment of time/work/energy for a bigger payoff in the end. Hey, we all are gamblers right?
    3-4 times as you do, you are in trouble, when her contract expires
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  35. 02-26-11 03:05 PM #70
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    Quote Originally Posted by shaggy3000 View Post
    6 of 7 is great. just wait til she is done with school and working full time. youll never come home to food unless you bring it. and maybe she is trying to hint she want s you to take her out that night.

    my suggestion is give her some legendary dick ( the kind she knows she is dealing with a real man and not some school age punk ) and tell her if she wants more to get in the kitchen every night or youre cutting her off


    Shag is on to something, LEGENDARY dick will have her begging for more.
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