He is an older gentleman and has lost most of his teeth so likely it will feel soft and warm inside his mouth and you can proly pretend he is a woman (he will even wear a blonde or red wig -- but no other). He has been hard up for a while and will be flying through Newark tomorrow on a red-eye. May I please give him your number?
I apologize mods for doing this publicly but I was unable to PM JJ in private. I'm sure you understand.
Cheers!