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    Mall walkers are a pain in the ass

    You know the ones, non-shoppers in there for the exercise, too cheap to spring for a gym membership. Their numbers increase tenfold during the winter and unbearably humid summer days. Good way for the cheapos to stay/get fit without battling the elements.

    I was clipped on the arm by one today. Exited a store and was greeted by the forceful hand of not just an ordinary walker but a POWER walker! She apologized for the body contact then continued on her merry way, moving almost as fast as your typical jogger, arms swinging to and fro like a marching soldier.


    Death to mall walkers

    The fukkers

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    most of the mall walkers here are close to death

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    the morbidly obese people that walk 1/4 mph in front of you are more annoying. They walk next to each other and you cannot get by. Thats the worst.

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    They are mainly senior citizens and usually do their thing in the AM at the mall. If you just avoid visiting the mall early in the day you can avoid most of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikail View Post
    They are mainly senior citizens and usually do their thing in the AM at the mall. If you just avoid visiting the mall early in the day you can avoid most of them.
    Yes usually seniors but where I am the winters are brutal - it brings much of the younger generation inside to do their walking.

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    sickler they are probably on a fitness forum right now complaining about all the shoppers like you taking away all their powerwalking space

    I guess the motivating scent of 99c cheese burgers and tacos helps them keep going at it

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    Why the **** would you even go to a mall?

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    You would be OK at our local mall. There have been several robberies in the last year, and that has kept a majority of the walkers away.

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    Hahah I haven't been to a mall an so long. Online shopping is great.

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    I don't go to the mall much anymore...well, ever. I do remember mall walkers thinking they have some kind of entitlement though. It would piss me off and I'd try to get in their way. Bunch of middle aged moms who are ticked off at the world and have nothing better to do.

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    seriously, who the fuk goes to a mall?

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    lol are you guy's serious??? people go to mall's just to exercise, only in america

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    yeah mall walkers are new to me

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    Lot of those fuks where I live too.

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    No malls here in this two-light town. Do my walking in the neighborhood, up and down hills. About to head out for that right now, out of vodka so will select route that takes me by little liquor store on way back to house, roughly two miles in 35-40 minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hubie69 View Post
    seriously, who the fuk goes to a mall?
    Well malls have pharmacies and grocery stores in them, gotta pick up the basics.

    I also like to try on clothing before buying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NrmlCurvSurfr View Post
    the morbidly obese people that walk 1/4 mph in front of you are more annoying. They walk next to each other and you cannot get by. Thats the worst.
    this is definately worse , especially when you get caught behind them going down an aisle..

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    Quote Originally Posted by saints7011 View Post
    this is definately worse , especially when you get caught behind them going down an aisle..
    Yes they are a pain too. I'm a naturally fast walker without attempting to power walk

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