1. 01-03-11 12:12 AM #71
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    wow

    lol dude try proportional response next time, i mean just cause she wont make you a sandwich doesn't mean you jump straight to hitting her with your car.
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  2. 01-03-11 12:18 AM #72
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    What an interesting story.
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  3. 01-03-11 04:11 AM #73
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Not funny at all

    You could of killed her and you would of been jail the rest of your life
    Maybe rehab Son??
    Sharp post.
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  4. 01-03-11 05:04 AM #74
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    just get a few good tongue work outs
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  5. 01-03-11 07:55 PM #75
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    Quote Originally Posted by eidolon View Post
    just get a few good tongue work outs
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  6. 01-04-11 03:34 PM #76
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    I'm fukked that shit is in the paper and they got the make and model of my car somehow. Not even sure if this is possible from just a side mirror that came off during the hit. Think she might have talked to the police about the description before I got to the hospital.
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  7. 01-04-11 04:56 PM #77
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ninersnut View Post
    I'm fukked that shit is in the paper and they got the make and model of my car somehow. Not even sure if this is possible from just a side mirror that came off during the hit. Think she might have talked to the police about the description before I got to the hospital.
    This story has to be a joke.

    If not...Your an idiot for drinking and driving.

    Then after clipping her your only care is that your not getting laid. Doesn't seem like you even thought about the fact that you could have killed her or someone else.

    Then she lies to the police which made things worse and I knew that as soon as I read that.

    Then you say the "f-ing pigs are searching for a car with damage". Those cops are a-holes for searching for the driver that almost killed your girlfriend (which just happens to be you).

    A mirror could be traced to a make of car, model and a model range. As long as that mirror isn't shared with another model in the line up. Even with that the color, if a special code can narrow it down to a year.

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  8. 01-04-11 04:57 PM #78
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    havent we all done this one in our lives?
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  9. 01-04-11 05:08 PM #79
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    Quote Originally Posted by beckluna View Post
    havent we all done this one in our lives?
    Drove drunk, almost killed someone, complain about not getting laid, have someone lie changing it from and accident to a hit and run?

    Nope can't say that I have.

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  10. 01-04-11 08:24 PM #80
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ninersnut View Post
    at some of these comments. She is fine, looks like she just got clipped by the side mirror. Some swelling still on her elbow, hip, and lower back. Since it just snowed she was sorta in the road and I didn't see her. Probably b/c I was trying to call her to ask where the fukk she was and was distracted by my phone. Anyway we worked out a deal and now I have to give her 8 points a day for a year. FML
    this thread is epic fail. Lies upon lie, upon lie.

    here is how the story really goes...

    Went out with the guys...
    i'm such a loser the bros stood me up
    finally at the end of the night I needed a ride.
    now my degenerate friends that i just ran into me hitting me with there car and they laughed at me..and i'm in pain
    I think I will go post a story of bullshit on SBR and see if I can get 4 pages
    Damn I wish I had a g/f
    damn I wish I could laid 2nite
    :rders porn on the dish and rubs one out::

    The end.
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  11. 01-04-11 09:01 PM #81
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    True or not. Funny story
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  12. 01-04-11 09:17 PM #82
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    Its a matter of time before you kill her. The best thing you can do is get a ton of life insurance in your name and then finish her off
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  13. 01-04-11 09:19 PM #83
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    Quote Originally Posted by INVEGA MAN View Post
    Its a matter of time before you kill her. The best thing you can do is get a ton of life insurance in your name and then finish her off
    Can you actually put a girlfriend on life insurance policy?
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  14. 01-04-11 09:24 PM #84
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    Quote Originally Posted by Manaconda View Post
    top it off and steal her pain meds

    OMG, you are a prick. But, this is really funny. Still laughing
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  15. 01-04-11 09:26 PM #85
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    God this entire thread is hilarious. Sounds like night at the improv.
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  16. 01-04-11 09:39 PM #86
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    Right I love people on their high horses on this forum. You know how much shit I read on here? I love the people who think I made this up. I really want to impress you guys please believe my story I'm not Taylor for Christs sake. Either way car going into the body shop tomorrow to get the side mirror replaced as well as some scratches on the door. I would post the link to the newspaper article but I fear one of you dickheads will call the police station and send them towards this link. Since they know my gf's name they can easily narrow it down to me since I live with her and was talking to the police at the hospital.

    Either way epic fail on my part. On a good note I did just win the poker tourny. Karma? I guess not.
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  17. 01-04-11 09:40 PM #87
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    you gotta watch out for the people who put out!
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  18. 01-05-11 01:08 AM #88
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ninersnut View Post
    Right I love people on their high horses on this forum. You know how much shit I read on here? I love the people who think I made this up. I really want to impress you guys please believe my story I'm not Taylor for Christs sake. Either way car going into the body shop tomorrow to get the side mirror replaced as well as some scratches on the door. I would post the link to the newspaper article but I fear one of you dickheads will call the police station and send them towards this link. Since they know my gf's name they can easily narrow it down to me since I live with her and was talking to the police at the hospital. Either way epic fail on my part. On a good note I did just win the poker tourny. Karma? I guess not.
    You don't think they are going to be checking body shops?

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  19. 01-05-11 01:19 AM #89
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  20. 01-05-11 06:05 AM #90
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    That's nothing i know a guy that hit-and-run some woman at night near some store. He goes scared back home, his father was waiting on the doorsteps and told him that his own mother is hospitalized because she was hit and the driver fled near the very same store few minutes ago. Hopefully she was ok just some minor bruises.
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  21. 01-05-11 06:18 AM #91
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    And then you proceed to win poker.

    You are hitting on all cylinders kid. That's $200 you owe your gf because if you were in jail you would have never played
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  22. 01-05-11 06:22 AM #92
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    So how long before you can look back and say, 'remember when i hit you with my car?'
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  23. 01-05-11 08:01 AM #93
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    You are taking the car to the body shop to replace a mirror? It ain't rocket science son.
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  24. 01-05-11 09:26 AM #94
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    Need to replace the whole mirror as well as have it rewired. Then I need to have the cover painted plus I got a nice little ding on the metal stripping by the window and on the door panel. They want 1k to fix that shit. I said next. Sucks I can't have insurance pay for this. What a shitty way to start the year.
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  25. 01-05-11 03:09 PM #95
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smogs View Post
    So how long before you can look back and say, 'remember when i hit you with my car?'
    Maybe thats how he can start the conversation when he gets his one phone call.

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  26. 01-05-11 09:54 PM #96
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    I'm almost through year 1 of the 2 year contestability period on my wifes life policy
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  27. 10-27-20 02:49 AM #97
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    Lots of unanswered questions...

    Anyone looking forward to New Year's Eve??

    Wonder if Ninersnut ever got his car fixed.

    Wonder if the girlfrend ever "woke" up.
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  28. 10-27-20 06:41 AM #98
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    We need more posters like that, they all left for reddit, Twitter and ig bc of jj's terrible choice and taste in promoting traffic posters. What a dumbfukk gold was over the years in poster selection
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  29. 10-27-20 07:09 AM #99
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    I’m going to Newman’s for the millinium party
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  30. 10-27-20 05:03 PM #100
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    Whatever happened to Dr Stale????????
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