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    Ex Girlfriend tried to write herself a $85000 check today.

    Glad they put that bitch in jail,she stole my checkbook thought it was misplaced somewhere until today when I got a call from the bank .They said a young lady was there trying to cash one of my checks for $85000 .She stayed at the bank until me and the police showed up.
    Last edited by tltaylor89; 11-17-10 at 09:35 PM.

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    85K huh LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    85K huh LOL
    Guess she didnt think I was gonna notice.Stupid ass goes to a neighborhood branch that dosen't have over $25000 in the drawer.
    Last edited by tltaylor89; 11-17-10 at 09:43 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tltaylor89 View Post
    Glad they put that bitch in jail,she stole my checkbook though it was misplaced somewhere until today when I got a call from the bank .They said a young lady was their trying to cash one of my checks for $85000 .She stayed at the bank until me and the police showed up.

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    They must have been tipped off when they checked the account and found 12 dollars in it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrStale View Post
    They must have been tipped off when they checked the account and found 12 dollars in it.
    Theres more than $12 in that one.

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    Guess she thought it was "Help Yourself Wednesday."

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    Story Telling Down

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    Quote Originally Posted by tltaylor89 View Post
    Guess she didnt think I was gonna notice.Stupid ass goes to a neighborhood branch that dosen't have over $25000 in the draw.
    Anyone else see the irony in this sentence?
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    Does she like ya to the yo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    Does she like ya to the yo?
    I have no idea she never did that shit around me.

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    that was an entertaining story even though it was fiction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lint Pockets View Post
    that was an entertaining story even though it was fiction.
    I wish it was fiction Lint Pockets.

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    Write a check and go bail her out...She wants and needs you and only you tonight...You may want to check the draw** in your chest of draw's to make sure all your stuff is still there...

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    Hot checks that size draw the feds, not local pigs

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    haha there's no way this is true. you should have tried a more reasonable amount.

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    Here is my advice to you. Find the nearest cliff in your area and jump off from it head first.

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    85K? I guess 50K wasn't enough.........

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    Even Taylor's fictional girlfriends are borderline retarded, suppose they would have to be to like him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtneer1212 View Post
    85K? I guess 50K wasn't enough.........
    I guess she wanted to round off the account.

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    Go easy guys.

    Taylor cashed out of the market for millions a few years ago. He rolls like this.

    Someone give him points for a pizza.

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    I really dont get it her parents own a potato chip company.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrStale View Post
    They must have been tipped off when they checked the account and found 12 dollars in it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MartinBlank View Post
    Go easy guys.

    Taylor cashed out of the market for millions a few years ago. He rolls like this.

    Someone give him points for a pizza.
    I have not ,and never will order a SBR pizza.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tltaylor89 View Post
    I really dont get it her parents own a potato chip company.
    She found a hamburger for sure like yourself to eat her chips with.

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    No one tries to 'cash' a stolen check for 85K. It doesn't make sense on so many different levels.

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    85k in a checking account? LOL you're clueless. Probably 8.50 you fukking dick jockey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    85k in a checking account? LOL you're clueless. Probably 8.50 you fukking dick jockey.
    You two are are too much.

    One was having a chat with a billionaire CEO in a bar last night and the other has a GF stealing 85k from her today. DAMN. I need what these guys are drinking! Sounds like a nice place to visit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    85k in a checking account? LOL you're clueless. Probably 8.50 you fukking dick jockey.
    You were sucking Home Depot balls last night buddy how did that go?

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    Quote Originally Posted by harlee71 View Post
    You two are are too much.

    One was having a chat with a billionaire CEO in a bar last night and the other has a GF stealing 85k from her today. DAMN. I need what these guys are drinking! Sounds like a nice place to visit!
    Sad part is, I really was. 85k cmon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post

    Sad part is, I really was. 85k cmon.
    You really thing thaat guy hastime to talk to you about a fuking 24 cent dividend.Check fraud happens everyday son.

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    too funny to see broke landers in a bad check thread

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