1. 11-17-10 10:25 PM #36
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    this is soo funny

    im cracking up right now taylor

    good humor buddy
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  2. 11-17-10 10:26 PM #37
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    I dont find this shit funny I would have shot her ass dead if the police station wasn't next door.
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  3. 11-17-10 10:43 PM #38
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    Are you sure you didn't tie one on yesterday when you were watching the movie Casino and you thought your ex was Sharon Stone?

    Remember the episode of Taxi when Reverend Jim had to tell someone about his upbringing and it was that he put himself in the tv show Bonanza and describes Hoss and Little Joe as his brothers where they lived in Nevada on a big spread.
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  4. 11-17-10 10:47 PM #39
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    This whole thing is making me laugh.
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  5. 11-17-10 10:49 PM #40
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    I really wish I had this problem
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  6. 11-17-10 11:32 PM #41
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    didnt know brock was your girlfriend
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  7. 11-17-10 11:35 PM #42
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    sounds legit to me

    taylor , please tell us about your twelve inch rooster getting sucked by the three bitches that work for you, i love that story
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  8. 11-17-10 11:36 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by wtf View Post
    sounds legit to me

    taylor , please tell us about your twelve inch rooster getting sucked by the three bitches that work for you, i love that story
    I wish
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  9. 11-18-10 12:01 AM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrStale View Post
    They must have been tipped off when they checked the account and found 12 dollars in it.
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  10. 11-18-10 12:09 AM #45
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    Just when you think this guy couldnt sink any lower.........
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  11. 11-18-10 01:05 AM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by birdmanweezy View Post
    didnt know brock was your girlfriend

    classic

    was thinking the hooker mr. taylor picked up on the street probably jacked his checkbook during their "date" and took her shot.
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  12. 11-18-10 01:15 AM #47
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    Can you please verify your douchebagness by posting a screenshot of a $10,000 ticket or bar tab?
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  13. 11-18-10 01:45 AM #48
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    This story is good stuff. Thanks for the laughs. SBR is really entertaining lately.
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  14. 11-18-10 02:23 AM #49
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    This guy has potential, just one sentence and the thread is becoming instant classic!
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  15. 11-18-10 02:32 AM #50
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    Taylor does it get old lying and bullshitting in every post you make?
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  16. 11-18-10 02:44 AM #51
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    it was all about the money
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  17. 11-18-10 04:00 AM #52
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    How taylor doesnt grow tired of all the bs he talks is beyond me.....You gotta be like 14yo taylor
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  18. 11-18-10 05:39 AM #53
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    Unreal she thought she could get away with it
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  19. 11-18-10 05:55 AM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by tltaylor89 View Post
    I really dont get it her parents own a potato chip company.
    Maybe her parents don't give her enough pocket money.

    Or maybe she has money, so getting 85k was not the point, the point was to steal from you and only you, couse she doesn't seems to like you.
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  20. 11-18-10 05:56 AM #55
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    When she gets out of the can, put her in the trunk, go to the forest and leave tied up to the tree. She'll learn her lesson
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  21. 11-18-10 09:45 AM #56
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    Tommy that's exacly what I will do
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  22. 11-18-10 09:49 AM #57
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    this story is just bullshit.. EX-gf hahaha ya right
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  23. 11-18-10 09:51 AM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tree Rollins View Post
    No one tries to 'cash' a stolen check for 85K. It doesn't make sense on so many different levels.
    Yea, I had something familiar on my mind.
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  24. 11-18-10 09:53 AM #59
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    well if it is true it would be in the local paper. easiest way to prove ur story to be true is post a link to ur local paper or put the newspaper article in this thread tomorrow.
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  25. 11-18-10 10:48 AM #60
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    Why is people basing Taylor? This guy is great for SBR. He is so full of shit his eyes are brown. The one thing I like about Taylor is he don't ever half-ass a story..He come from the old school of story telling..."The bigger it sounds the more believable"


    Just some of the post I have read from Taylor that I find amusing and hard to believe.....


    1) Trading and owning a couple million dollars worth of google stock.

    2) Bets anywhere from 7500-40,000 on the games we are watching/betting.

    3) Had a stroke just a few months back that kept him from posting maybe 12 hrs..lol

    4) Now ex-gf steals check and trys to get $85K from it??


    I know I am leaving a shitton out, but I don't venture into PT often and these are just the one's I remmeber. Please feel free to add..there has to be more good ones.
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  26. 11-18-10 10:50 AM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by ndntarget View Post
    well if it is true it would be in the local paper. easiest way to prove ur story to be true is post a link to ur local paper or put the newspaper article in this thread tomorrow.
    You just gave Taylor a lot of work. Now he's got to fire up Photoshop and try to create a newspaper article.
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  27. 11-18-10 10:54 AM #62
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    Taylor its time to wake up honey your gonna be late for school
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  28. 11-18-10 12:33 PM #63
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    Guy traded 11 billion of APPLE stock one day and he worries about a $85,000 check.
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  29. 11-18-10 12:36 PM #64
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    and she shall be punished for pure stupidity. I think that alone is a class a misdemeanor
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  30. 11-18-10 01:08 PM #65
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Guy traded 11 billion of APPLE stock one day and he worries about a $85,000 check.


    I love Taylor. He is one of the main attractions at SBR.
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  31. 11-18-10 01:29 PM #66
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    Id like to see her thought process to come up with 85k as the number
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  32. 11-18-10 02:01 PM #67
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    I-don't-think-you-can-cash-for-that-much...

    You'd-have-to-deposit-and-there-would-be-like-a-30-day-hold,
    it's-usually-10-days-or-7-days-for-five-digit-checks,but-85,000-could-be-longer....
    And-taylor-would-have-got-a-phone-call-to-verify-he-wanted-to-give-some-b-that-much.
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  33. 11-18-10 02:02 PM #68
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    you forgot to add the interest on that $12. If she was smart she wouldve just made for $300
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  34. 11-18-10 02:15 PM #69
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    Cube they did call me they had to stall until I could get down there.
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  35. 11-18-10 02:27 PM #70
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    Is that her in your avatar Taylor? She looks like a handful
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