[DrunkHorseplayer]

If the mods truly felt that way, you'd be banned in a minute and you know it.

[Eddy Munny]

If the mods truly felt that way, you'd be banned in a minute and you know it.

Felt what way?

You need to be more forthcoming with your emotions if anyone is to help you sort them out. You're so used to drowning your sorrows in cheap liquor and grenadine that you're like a fish out of water when you try to level with other human beings.

Tell us where it hurts, Horse Banger. Tell us why it hurts. Tell us who had the audacity to hurt you in the way they did.

Did you know SBR pros have access to discounts on therapy with licensed professionals? Did you even know that?

What are you wearing right now?

[DrunkHorseplayer]

You know what I'm talking about you dumbass, it's rum and coke only and I need no therapy. I'm wearing Washington Redskins gear; now go join the boyfriend that's in your avatar.

[Eddy Munny]

You know what I'm talking about you dumbass, it's rum and coke only and I need no therapy. I'm wearing Washington Redskins gear; now go join the boyfriend that's in your avatar.

I can't know what you're talking about unless you talk about it.

What's going on in your life? Why so glum? Why are you dressed like a child? Come clean.

You're tired, aren't you... you're sick and tired of boozin' and bangin' horses. That ain't no way to live.

Wanna talk about it?

[actiondan]

Still around.
Lot of family health problems.

This place used to be so great at one point.

sorry bud. all the best to you and your family

[DrunkHorseplayer]

I can't know what you're talking about unless you talk about it.

What's going on in your life? Why so glum? Why are you dressed like a child? Come clean.

You're tired, aren't you... you're sick and tired of boozin' and bangin' horses. That ain't no way to live.

Wanna talk about it?

Your mama's big but she isn't a horse; now get to school boy.

[Eddy Munny]

Your mama's big but she isn't a horse; now get to school boy.

But you're the one dressed like a schoolboy by your own admission.

What's a grown ass gump like you doing in a Sam Howell jersey? You have heels and fishnets to match?

[DrunkHorseplayer]

I don't wear jerseys bitch, just t-shirts; and I've got normal hair, unlike your boyfriend/avatar.

[Eddy Munny]

I don't wear jerseys bitch, just t-shirts; and I've got normal hair, unlike your boyfriend/avatar.

You have male pattern baldness exacerbated by the top of your head constantly rubbing on the underbelly of local livestock.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

I rubbed your mama's underbelly, she likes my hair.

[Eddy Munny]

I rubbed your mama's underbelly, she likes my hair.

Does your mother still lay out your clothes every morning?

I'm guessing so if you're still wearing Redskins pajamas and tees.

Do you wear the helmet too?

[DrunkHorseplayer]

Your mama takes my Redskin gear off.

[Eddy Munny]

Your mama takes my Redskin gear off.

You mean the nurse removes your helmet to spoon feed you your applesauce.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

Your mama's never been a nurse; trust me, I know.

[Eddy Munny]

Your mama's never been a nurse; trust me, I know.

That's correct, she hasn't.

Are they treating you well in hospice care? Do they let you watch cartoons or have your remote control privileges been revoked?

[DrunkHorseplayer]

I have VIP privileges in your mama's bedroom.

[Eddy Munny]

I have VIP privileges in your mama's bedroom.

No, you have residence in a nursing facility, remember?

You said "trust me, I would know" insinuating all you see are nurses all day.

I believe you showed us your hand. You have intellectual disabilities that require treatment. I wish you well.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

Meaning I know your mama inside out, especially inside; got it bitch? Now get to school.

[Eddy Munny]

Meaning I know your mama inside out, especially inside; got it bitch? Now get to school.

You told us without telling us that you spend a lot of team in health care facilities and you're quite familiar with the nursing community. I'm sorry we had to find out in the fashion we did. That must be painful for you. Maybe you can have the mods delete that post like they did so many of your others.

[19th Hole]

I like Eddy.
Eddy makes me laff.
Laffing is fun and healthy.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

You told us without telling us that you spend a lot of team in health care facilities and you're quite familiar with the nursing community. I'm sorry we had to find out in the fashion we did. That must be painful for you. Maybe you can have the mods delete that post like they did so many of your others.

,
You're a liar and a shithead, keep begging mods to delete like a pussy.

[Eddy Munny]

,
You're a liar and a shithead, keep begging mods to delete like a pussy.

What did I lie about? You've had a handful of posts deleted. You've had sanctions placed on your account and are under post review until said sanctions are lifted. Maybe you can reach out to a message board attorney or public defender on the matter if your budget is tight.

It is my understanding that the arch moderator believes you fall under the "neurodivergent" umbrella which is just a fancy way of calling you a retard.

Is this something you wanna talk about? If not, way can abort this topic and focus on something you're more comfortable with.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

If your picks were as good as your dreams, you'd never lose. Get to bed, alternative school is open on Saturday.

[Eddy Munny]

If your picks were as good as your dreams, you'd never lose. Get to bed, alternative school is open on Saturday.

I think I'm beginning to understand the arch moderator's position.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

You understand your crack pipe and that's about it.

[Eddy Munny]

You understand your crack pipe and that's about it.

Where'd you learn to talk like that? All this crack pipe talk is quite unbecoming of a 14 year SBR vet like yourself.

[stevenash]

You two really need to stop the second-grade sandbox jawing.
It's not only juvenile it's really not a good look.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

Where'd you learn to talk like that? All this crack pipe talk is quite unbecoming of a 14 year SBR vet like yourself.

Inappropriate.
Take the weekend off, come back tomorrow night,

[captrobey]

Eddy is one of the few who knows how my heart feels. He Loves Sasquatch and is like a Brother to me. Or a sister. It depends what he identifies as that day. I look forward to the day we run through a field of daisies together.

[Eddy Munny]

Eddy is one of the few who knows how my heart feels. He Loves Sasquatch and is like a Brother to me. Or a sister. It depends what he identifies as that day. I look forward to the day we run through a field of daisies together.

Drunk Horse Banger tried to touch me in my pants.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

I touched your mother, you little bitch.

[19th Hole]

April showers
Bring May flowers.