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    trobin31
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    Be Careful This Year; Women Are Thirsty AF

    Many guys will lose betting on a piece this year, so many lost a year of childbearing or sowing their oats....

    I am very bullish on STDs, Baby food and abortions

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    BeatTheJerk
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    Quote Originally Posted by trobin31 View Post
    Many guys will lose betting on a piece this year, so many lost a year of childbearing or sowing their oats....

    I am very bullish on STDs, Baby food and abortions
    I’m snipped & will never marry again no matter who the f u c k it is, real talk.

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    trobin31
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    I’m snipped & will never marry again no matter who the f u c k it is, real talk.
    This is the way

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    BeatTheJerk
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    Quote Originally Posted by trobin31 View Post
    This is the way

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    gauchojake
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    just blast in the mouth and verify no turkey basters are present
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    BigJay
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    If I could go back 20 years and tell my 28 year old self only two things it would be:

    Never get married
    All about BTC

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigJay View Post
    If I could go back 20 years and tell my 28 year old self only two things it would be:

    Never get married
    All about BTC
    Would be swimming in pussy & money. You forgot vasectomy though …

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    trobin31
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    It’s unbelievable how big their eyes get now when they think they are gonna get banged...these women have cobwebs...be careful.

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    hehfest
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    Quote Originally Posted by trobin31 View Post
    It’s unbelievable how big their eyes get now when they think they are gonna get banged...these women have cobwebs...be careful.
    They also have genital warts, hiv, aids, hsv, hpv, syphillus, gonorhea, etc. But, I digress, fill the slultholes NOW!

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