1. 03-10-21 03:32 PM #1
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    I Am no longer a Pro

    Right now i do not know if i can be a pro anymore. I want to be but certain things stop me.

    1- I want to be loved for who i am. Not who i was or who i am going to be. Or who i may have been when i was becoming someone else that was not yet fully developed into what i was thinking of becoming while i was not who i was being at the time i was whoever i was to become.

    2- I want to be carried around in a cart .

    3- I want to get some ice cream. Chocolate Chip Mint.Preferably in a nice environment with a sasquatch.
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  2. 03-10-21 03:33 PM #2
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    We like you Captain
    We just like you better when you are a SBR Pro is all
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  3. 03-10-21 03:36 PM #3
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  4. 03-10-21 03:37 PM #4
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    quick saloon there
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  5. 03-10-21 03:39 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    quick saloon there
    Didn't even give you time to say it Cincy
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  6. 03-10-21 04:01 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    We like you Captain
    We just like you better when you are a SBR Pro is all
    Thank you. But that is part of the problem . I don't want to be liked. I want to be loved . I want to be loved for who i am. Not who i was or who i am going to be. Or who i may have been when i was becoming someone else that was not yet fully developed into what i was thinking of becoming while i was not who i was being at the time i was whoever i was to become.
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  7. 03-10-21 04:01 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxx View Post
    Once a pro, always a pro
    Yea that is pretty much true lol
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  8. 03-10-21 04:02 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    quick saloon there
    Yea i should have put there anyway
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  9. 03-10-21 04:03 PM #9
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    stop whining an stfu
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  10. 03-10-21 04:06 PM #10
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    Sbr pro elite

    Wonder if they ever thought about a 3rd membership . Pros get what it is now for $100 . But if you do $200 you would get more. Call it SBR Pro Elite

    - 200 points for joining
    - 24 points a day
    -A discount in the SBR Store
    -A new car. Nothing like a BMW but maybe a Subaru.

    I would probably do it it as i am sure some others would.
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  11. 03-10-21 04:13 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
    stop whining an stfu
    Nope
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  12. 03-10-21 04:18 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by captrobey View Post
    Right now i do not know if i can be a pro anymore. I want to be but certain things stop me.

    1- I want to be loved for who i am. Not who i was or who i am going to be. Or who i may have been when i was becoming someone else that was not yet fully developed into what i was thinking of becoming while i was not who i was being at the time i was whoever i was to become.

    2- I want to be carried around in a cart .

    3- I want to get some ice cream. Chocolate Chip Mint.Preferably in a nice environment with a sasquatch.
    PM me. I’ll send you some ice cream pal. That’s all I got!
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  13. 03-10-21 05:19 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjsuax13 View Post
    PM me. I’ll send you some ice cream pal. That’s all I got!
    Cool i love Ice cream.
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  14. 03-10-21 07:15 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by captrobey View Post
    Wonder if they ever thought about a 3rd membership . Pros get what it is now for $100 . But if you do $200 you would get more. Call it SBR Pro Elite

    - 200 points for joining
    - 24 points a day
    -A discount in the SBR Store
    -A new car. Nothing like a BMW but maybe a Subaru.

    I would probably do it it as i am sure some others would.
    "A Subaru, what do I look like a lesbo?"
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  15. 03-10-21 09:13 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by mngambler View Post
    "A Subaru, what do I look like a lesbo?"
    You could never look anything but cool in this
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  16. 03-10-21 09:14 PM #16
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    Welcome to non-pro club. 1st rule about non-pro club is ?
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  17. 03-10-21 09:33 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by captrobey View Post
    Cool i love Ice cream.
    Not for eating, it’s to rub on that brown eye
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  18. 03-10-21 10:05 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyasports View Post
    Welcome to non-pro club. 1st rule about non-pro club is ?
    Never masturbate in anything but the English ,Russian ,and Mongolian language.
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  19. 03-10-21 10:05 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by KnuckleHeadz View Post
    Not for eating, it’s to rub on that brown eye
    But it's mint choc chip
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  20. 03-10-21 11:56 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by captrobey View Post
    Never masturbate in anything but the English ,Russian ,and Mongolian language.

    uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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  21. 03-11-21 08:59 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by captrobey View Post
    Wonder if they ever thought about a 3rd membership . Pros get what it is now for $100 . But if you do $200 you would get more. Call it SBR Pro Elite

    - 200 points for joining
    - 24 points a day
    -A discount in the SBR Store
    -A new car. Nothing like a BMW but maybe a Subaru.

    I would probably do it it as i am sure some others would.
    Dedicated phone line connecting you with sbr verified hookers Nationwide
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  22. 03-11-21 09:53 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by captrobey View Post
    Wonder if they ever thought about a 3rd membership . Pros get what it is now for $100 . But if you do $200 you would get more. Call it SBR Pro Elite

    - 200 points for joining
    - 24 points a day
    -A discount in the SBR Store
    -A new car. Nothing like a BMW but maybe a Subaru.

    I would probably do it it as i am sure some others would.
    i like this idea. the car is not going to happen of course but the top 3 are not a bad idea. would make it more beneficial.
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  23. 03-11-21 11:05 AM #23
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    Welcome to the ranks semen 3rd class robey.
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  24. 03-11-21 12:43 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by semibluff View Post
    Welcome to the ranks semen 3rd class robey.
    Thank you i like being a lesser being less to worry about.
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  25. 03-11-21 12:44 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyasports View Post
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    Are you saying it is too late you did it in French didn't you. Watching Danny Devito porn.
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  26. 03-11-21 12:45 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
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  27. 03-11-21 12:51 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by pologq View Post
    i like this idea. the car is not going to happen of course but the top 3 are not a bad idea. would make it more beneficial.
    Ok then maybe a used car. But yea honestly i would do it for the other things . I think that is easily worth $200 . I have a nice check coming in tomorrow paying for some of the drug plans i ran back from last October so i will probably reup tomorrow or over the weekend . I still put some on the Peeplow nightmare i got myself into every pay too . And start replenishing my house fund more. Caesars really destroyed me before.
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  28. 03-12-21 09:40 AM #28
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    Just do what Harry did, set up a gofundme and sukk a dozen dikks and you should be pro by tomorrow
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  29. 03-12-21 10:48 AM #29
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    Can someone please recap what the benefits of being a SBR Pro are? I’m not being sarcastic. I actually don’t know.
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  30. 03-12-21 10:51 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by captrobey View Post
    Right now i do not know if i can be a pro anymore. I want to be but certain things stop me.

    1- I want to be loved for who i am. Not who i was or who i am going to be. Or who i may have been when i was becoming someone else that was not yet fully developed into what i was thinking of becoming while i was not who i was being at the time i was whoever i was to become.

    2- I want to be carried around in a cart .

    3- I want to get some ice cream. Chocolate Chip Mint.Preferably in a nice environment with a sasquatch.
    You are in need of some professional help. You are crazy. Get help.
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  31. 03-12-21 12:16 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheLock View Post
    Can someone please recap what the benefits of being a SBR Pro are? I’m not being sarcastic. I actually don’t know.
    Basically 12 points a day, trivia and poker.

    You can redeem 2600 points for $100 in btc so the membership pays for itself twice over in 1 year.

    It is -ev to not be a pro.
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  32. 03-12-21 12:19 PM #32
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    .....and being able to brag to girls that you are an SBR Pro and get pussy all the time is priceless!
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  33. 03-12-21 03:57 PM #33
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    it’s ok cap being “pro” just means ur gullible
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  34. 03-12-21 04:20 PM #34
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    Just did make a wish even covered the fees so like $107
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  35. 03-12-21 04:21 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Just do what Harry did, set up a gofundme and sukk a dozen dikks and you should be pro by tomorrow
    I refuse to suck more then 10
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