1. 01-10-21 04:41 PM #1
    hehfest
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    Castrated, Reattached, and Recovering!

    First time a female has castrated me like John Bobbitt. First for everything! I'm back and ready to pound the vitterd, the winkyyy, and any other liberal scum that walks the Earth after getting clipped for a few weeks!
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  2. 01-10-21 05:29 PM #2
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    you were gone?
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  3. 01-10-21 10:53 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    you were gone?
    LOL. Yeah. Shari banned me about 2 weeks.
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  4. 01-10-21 11:15 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by hehfest View Post
    LOL. Yeah. Shari banned me about 2 weeks.
    Huh? For what? Lol
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  5. 01-11-21 12:04 AM #5
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    This shit reminds me of this old Seattle pitcher that got drilled by a Manny Ramirez liner right to the nuts and he forgot to wear his cup that day. Still had the situational awareness to throw Thome out on a force play before he ran off the field and needed scrotum reconstruction surgery at a nearby hospital. Some hispanic pitcher can't remember his name but anyway that's what I thought of when I read this title. Lol. Oh and heh I managed to ditch all those damn stalkers. Took awhile but I got it done.
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  6. 01-11-21 07:58 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by hehfest View Post
    LOL. Yeah. Shari banned me about 2 weeks.
    She ban me too around the same time. She went full tilt with her banning that early morning she was on the heavy bloody rag I’m sure.
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  7. 01-11-21 08:13 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    She ban me too around the same time. She went full tilt with her banning that early morning she was on the heavy bloody rag I’m sure.
    That's pretty rude.

    I'm sure SBR mods just go out of their way banning people for no reason.
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  8. 01-11-21 08:31 AM #8
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    I was worried that heh was the guy that tazed himself to death at the Capitol.

    Great to see you back.
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  9. 01-11-21 08:55 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by hehfest View Post
    LOL. Yeah. Shari banned me about 2 weeks.
    Insult a woman? Got me banned, awhile ago.
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  10. 01-11-21 09:00 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by pablo222 View Post
    I was worried that heh was the guy that tazed himself to death at the Capitol.

    Great to see you back.
    With no ammo available, can't shoot themselves in the foot; tazed a nice alternative 4 alternative truth, fact & realty backers (Kelly Ann Style).
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  11. 01-11-21 09:53 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin3587 View Post
    That's pretty rude.

    I'm sure SBR mods just go out of their way banning people for no reason.
    I got banned for spelling out the F word on here with spaced out letters. Kindergarten type shit, eventually they will ban me for life because this how I talk & this is who I am. That day is inevitable that it will arrive.
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  12. 01-11-21 09:59 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    I got banned for spelling out the F word on here with spaced out letters. Kindergarten type shit, eventually they will ban me for life because this how I talk & this is who I am. That day is inevitable that it will arrive.
    I hear ya. But rules are rules man.
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  13. 01-11-21 10:09 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin3587 View Post
    I hear ya. But rules are rules man.
    Yeah I know I don’t belong here, might sound ignorant or childish, but don’t take away my freedom of type.
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  14. 01-11-21 04:22 PM #14
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    I’ve been spelling the F word wrong today, so I must be learning something.
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  15. 01-11-21 06:04 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by habitualwinning View Post
    This shit reminds me of this old Seattle pitcher that got drilled by a Manny Ramirez liner right to the nuts and he forgot to wear his cup that day. Still had the situational awareness to throw Thome out on a force play before he ran off the field and needed scrotum reconstruction surgery at a nearby hospital. Some hispanic pitcher can't remember his name but anyway that's what I thought of when I read this title. Lol. Oh and heh I managed to ditch all those damn stalkers. Took awhile but I got it done.

    You're a good sonnova ..........habit. Glad to see you're alright.
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  16. 01-11-21 06:05 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    I got banned for spelling out the F word on here with spaced out letters. Kindergarten type shit, eventually they will ban me for life because this how I talk & this is who I am. That day is inevitable that it will arrive.

    I have that swearing terrets syndrome or whatever its called. I just can't stop.
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