1. 02-05-19 05:52 AM #106
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    you guys are a fukkin mess

    Women have you on fukkin strings
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  2. 02-05-19 10:07 AM #107
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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    Good job brother, keep slaying that poontang while your brother HUAD takes a break!

    I think I will try something serious for a while, if it dont work out Ill meet you in Vegas and chase some tail together



    look on his face says it doesn't get any more serious than that....
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  3. 02-05-19 10:14 AM #108
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    Yes Hurry .....I'm sure a successful 22 year old soon to be attorney is dating you. Her parents must be so proud. Invite them over to your roach infested hut sometime lmao.


    Lay off the drugs kid.
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  4. 02-05-19 10:17 AM #109
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    Quote Originally Posted by jts1207 View Post
    Yes Hurry .....I'm sure a successful 22 year old soon to be attorney is dating you. Her parents must be so proud. Invite them over to your roach infested hut sometime lmao.


    Lay off the drugs kid.
    imagine how impressed they'd be if he brazenly rolled into their home, with a metal frame, and proceeded to :





    damn, to be single and young again, there simply is no better first impression you can make on a girlfriend's parents than that get up
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  5. 02-05-19 10:18 AM #110
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    You forgot to add yourself to the list JJ.

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  6. 02-05-19 10:58 AM #111
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    Hman I am most boring guy you will ever meet


    Women hate me
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  7. 02-05-19 11:03 AM #112
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    JJ has a valid point here....

    my wife wanted to kick him in his tiny nuts within minutes of meeting him at the bash.....
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  8. 02-05-19 12:02 PM #113
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    Lol

    Auto call me
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  9. 02-05-19 12:13 PM #114
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    is Auto a business man?
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  10. 02-06-19 05:02 PM #115
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    Sooo friggin glad I'm a nobody!!!
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  11. 02-06-19 06:20 PM #116
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    Quote Originally Posted by billyloco View Post
    Sooo friggin glad I'm a nobody!!!
    at one point, sbr was convinced that you were me... and that I was you

    I'd love to hear sbr's side of what it believed at that time and how it came to that belief..... I always forget to ask at the bashes I've attended.....
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  12. 02-06-19 06:28 PM #117
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlickFazzer View Post
    is Auto a business man?
    Yes
    He sells door to door
    Show him the video Donk
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  13. 02-06-19 06:42 PM #118
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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    Yes
    He sells door to door
    Show him the video Donk
    It has been a while....

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  14. 02-06-19 06:51 PM #119
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    https://www.sportsbookreview.com/for...ost-outed.html

    video no longer in the thread, so just imagine an asian woman saying in broken english "bih-leeee looow-coooo eesee auuutoooo-donk"
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  15. 02-06-19 07:54 PM #120
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  16. 02-06-19 10:01 PM #121
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    Automan a $2 fukkin lawyer

    Basically that’s what he charges per hour in Houston
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  17. 02-06-19 10:03 PM #122
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  18. 02-06-19 11:17 PM #123
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    The stress can get to anybody.

    Fukk it, I'm going to vegas
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  19. 02-07-19 06:23 AM #124
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    Jay always sneaks one in with tremendous vegas trips coverage
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  20. 02-07-19 06:53 AM #125
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    Ripped off again you frikkin Horseshoe Head
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  21. 02-07-19 12:06 PM #126
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Automan a $2 fukkin lawyer

    Basically that’s what he charges per hour in Houston
    Excellent.
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