[jjgold]

LVHerbie expert player

[Auto Donk]

wow... you better have at least 2-3 hand pays under your belt.....

if not, I recommend you instantly go back to the one place where you always make good money:

[jjgold]

Automan!!

[Fire in da hole]

This guy is busted

Playing slots for $20 a day

Broke as fk

[LVHerbie]

Wouldn't touch that machine. Progressives like that should only be at dollar machines, not quarters

Something is definitely wrong with that machine.

Also, that's an old machine.

You are just use to seeing slow meters that don’t go anywhere (again do more scouting...) but that particular bank resets at 1500 and has fast meters. I’m surprised more casinos don’t follow that model since, when you add the shitty paytables, the previous players “pay” for the meter movement and the casino cleans up regardless of where it is at.

Also when they pull another proogressive from the floor the have to add the jackpot somewhere else. I didn’t do the math personally but a friend told that machine had like a 5000-1 chance to get that high (meaning it would still happen at some point...) but I still think them adding money from somewhere else was the more likely source.

[jjgold]

back winning

grinding $20 per day

[mpaschal34]

At pool all I will be wearing is a robe and nothing under, easy way to seduce women

Wearing a robe in 115 degree weather. Can’t wait to see this.

[Venom72]

If you're gonna play slots log onto Bovada and go big early on for about 20 pulls, after the first big win quit if it happens.. You'll be up money.. Just be careful not to get hooked and keep playing that's the trick.. Bovada slots aren't that tight when you don't play them daily and take breaks..

I play bovada slots and your 100% right on everything you said, the highest ill go is $5 spins but its a good middle because its not too much and you can get some nice wins from it

[bradthebloke]

JJ, you need 20 bucks so bad, ill send you twenty if you make a video where you drop your panties and take a shit right in the middle of the lobby

[Auto Donk]

JJ, study these vids, to see how I play slots:




find you a chesire cat machine and go to town on it.....


or hit a kitty glitter machine:

[Auto Donk]

Wearing a robe in 115 degree weather. Can’t wait to see this.

be sure to bring a high-powered pair of these is you expect to see his minisculo DPA schshort:

[Fire in da hole]

I can see Donk with his deep voice tell “penetrate yeah”

as he hits on the KITTY GLITTER slots....LMAO

[Auto Donk]

I can see Donk with his deep voice tell “penetrate yeah”

as he hits on the KITTY GLITTER slots....LMAO

you nailed it spot on with my usual shout of "penetrate yeah", and although not in the films above, I now jump up, throw the stool in front of the machine to the side, and do this to the machine as it prints money:





some blue hair burned herself when I broke into my "dance" and she dropped her marlboro red on her stretch pants, another had to have oxygen brought in to survive after her heart rate went through the roof.....

[Fire in da hole]

you nailed it spot on with my usual shout of "penetrate yeah", and although not in the films above, I now jump up, throw the stool in front of the machine to the side, and do this to the machine as it prints money:





some blue hair burned herself when I broke into my "dance" and she dropped her marlboro red on her stretch pants, another had to have oxygen brought in to survive after her heart rate went through the roof.....

I’ll have to watch you play slots and hit a few at the bash. I’m sure the faces of the old ladies on oxygen are priceless.

[lonegambler23]

broke dikk nation

[jjgold]

Won 20 again

It’s possible I’m onto something

[vividjohn45]

Won 20 again

It’s possible I’m onto something

Jj on, instead of a traditional gravestone, have a slots machine tombstone. "JJ Gold, he was onto something. He lived for the slots and the 10x payout"

[Auto Donk]

JJ and bernie sanders..... slots champions.....

[Auto Donk]

JJ, for you and your butt buddy waves to win at slots, you have to really concentrate on the machine.....

I usually play dolly parton slots and stare at her huge til I know the machine is ready to pay, then up it to max bet.....

for you and waves, I recommend this machine:

[Auto Donk]

ps., JJ, you need the appropriate attire to play slots.....

for you, I will order this shirt and bring it to the bash for you to wear while grinding away on the penny slots.....:

[jjgold]

Auto slots a grind

I can make more Uber

[Auto Donk]

you could make more as my fukkin' ranch foreman.....

plus, you'd probably get at least one or two side-boob glances of my sexy wife per week, if you were peering in the right f'n window, you f'n jerkoff....

[cashin81]

I thought hes looking on the floor for money at first.

Maybe next year..

[hubie69]

JJ we need an update, where you at with winning 20 bucks a day? My guess is....busted.

[FranchisePlayer]

Keep up the grind champ

[jjgold]

thanks guy

[pimike]

This died day 2?