1. 06-24-18 11:02 AM #1
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    Great news for everyone, i dont have cancer

    Long story short.. I thought I probably did for the last 5 months. In December I had a PSA number that was so absurdly elevated that my doctor told me to get to a specialist "imeadiatly". She made the appointment and spoke with me for about 5 hours about it on the night the labs came back. My doctor is a young asian woman and we were very close, like saying "I love you" to eachother close. I wanted to put it off for a few weeks due to some business commitments and she said "absolutely not". Instead of going to that appointment the next day I cancelled it and stopped taking her calls...After much daily harrassment from m my family members (who she contacted) I finally went in for a prostrate biopsy on Monday and the results came back yesterday..

    ALL clear and the PSA is normal..It turns out that if you have sex right before a PSA test it can be elevated- and me and the doctor had sex three times before my blood was taken that morning...You would think she would know that???

    Anyway- This is one of the happiest days of my life- I'm going back to see my regular doctor in the mornin to give her the good news, then we're off to EWR tommoro night, after a few days in New York it's onto Palma Spain. I'll be back a week befor thanksgiving- Due to time changes I really don't watch or bet on any American sports there since the games are on in the middle of the night

    I'm a beach and palm trees guy- See you in November!

    Oh and BTW- Cubs -1.5 Even Money
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  2. 06-24-18 11:19 AM #2
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    Need a BROOM?
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  3. 06-24-18 11:22 AM #3
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    we got games

    we do not need drama


    your a drama guy

    stop please
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  4. 06-24-18 11:27 AM #4
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    Goddamnit , there goes my Cubs bet
    I knew I should've waited right before the start
    Reds by 3+ runs , 7-4
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  5. 06-24-18 11:31 AM #5
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    So your doctor is incompetent and void of ethics. Cool story, bro.
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  6. 06-24-18 11:33 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slipknot26 View Post
    Goddamnit , there goes my Cubs bet
    I knew I should've waited right before the start
    Reds by 3+ runs , 7-4
    I was loving over with chatwood starting. Montgomery been in pretty good form tho, been good in day games, and has had success in this park.
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  7. 06-24-18 11:34 AM #7
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    This guy Hurry and Bonus need their own sub forum
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  8. 06-24-18 11:34 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    So your doctor is incompetent and void of ethics. Cool story, bro.
    This dude quickly becoming one of most full of shit story tellers round this joint, while also joining seaweed when it comes to picking um “winners”. I didn’t even bother wasting my time on that long ass post as we got games.
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  9. 06-24-18 11:35 AM #9
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  10. 06-24-18 11:35 AM #10
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    Yep Chatwood is absolutely trash vs Reds Period
    Guess they decided to pull up Montgomery to maybe not get swept . But you're correct , Reds rock him every time he pitches .
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  11. 06-24-18 11:36 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slipknot26 View Post
    Yep Chatwood is absolutely trash vs Reds Period
    Guess they decided to pull up Montgomery to maybe not get swept . But you're correct , Reds rock him every time he pitches .
    Chatwood can’t hit broad side of a barn, dude walking almost 1 per inning!! But If you ask this scrubbies fan he is “effectively wild” another funny story! Lol
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  12. 06-24-18 11:38 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    So your doctor is incompetent and void of ethics. Cool story, bro.
    Cool story, bro. Pictures or never happened.
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  13. 06-24-18 11:38 AM #13
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    One does not get a
    biopsy for high PSA w/o other factors. I think the story is borrowed from somewhere.
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  14. 06-24-18 11:39 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    So your doctor is incompetent and void of ethics. Cool story, bro.
    Soul mates

    10 minutes into our first appoinment I knew somethin was up, on the second appoinment she told me I was her favorite patient and I knew there was no stopping this..

    shes the best, really smart, really pretty and she looks up to me- I thinks she's great
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  15. 06-24-18 11:40 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Terrible View Post
    Soul mates

    10 minutes into our first appoinment I knew somethin was up, on the second appoinment she told me I was her favorite patient and I knew there was no stopping this..

    shes the best, really smart, really pretty and she looks up to me- I thinks she's great
    Sounds incredibly contradictory, not sure how we are to believe she is smart and looks up to you, not likely.
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  16. 06-24-18 11:41 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by no1here View Post
    One does not get a
    biopsy for high PSA w/o other factors. I think the story is borrowed from somewhere.

    ha ha ha

    Whata talking about? ALWAYS

    YOU WILL ALWAYS GET AN IMEADIATE BIOPSY FOR ANYTHING OVER 4

    Mine was 19..And the velocity from 2.3 to 19 in 2 years is Cancer 99.9% of the time


    YOUR SO FULL OF SHIT- I've been reading about this for 5 monrhs- I'm like a prostate cancer doctor now
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  17. 06-24-18 11:42 AM #17
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    Always good news when someone doesn't have that horrible C word.

    Happy to hear el terrible.
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  18. 06-24-18 11:43 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    Sounds incredibly contradictory, not sure how we are to believe she is smart and looks up to you, not likely.
    She has an IQ of 155...I'm 120

    A lot of women are lookin for daddy...She loves me, I make her laugh and she finds me very interesting- her husband bores the shit out of her
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  19. 06-24-18 11:45 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Terrible View Post
    She has an IQ of 155...I'm 120

    A lot of women are lookin for daddy...She loves me, I make her laugh and she finds me very interesting- her husband bores the shit out of her
    Oh she married and interested in you. You failed to mention she was a lowlife, geuss that makes more sense.
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  20. 06-24-18 11:46 AM #20
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    Alright , if true , congrats . If BS , not cool from someone who's had it before .
    But you're trying your damndest to be liked . Give it up , nobody gives a fukk about Internet BFF's
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  21. 06-24-18 11:46 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hman View Post
    Always good news when someone doesn't have that horrible C word.

    Happy to hear el terrible.
    Swear to god..I thought I had like 3-5 years left..Maybe less. Just lookin at my dog made me sad because I didn't think i'd be around to take care of him..
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  22. 06-24-18 11:48 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slipknot26 View Post
    Alright , if true , congrats . If BS , not cool from someone who's had it before .
    But you're trying your damndest to be liked . Give it up , nobody gives a fukk about Internet BFF's
    Not i'm not..I'm leaving for 6 months..Whata I care who likes me here? You're all males, and all gamblers..Besides Trump voters possibly the dumbest demographic in America
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  23. 06-24-18 11:49 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    Oh she married and interested in you. You failed to mention she was a lowlife, geuss that makes more sense.
    Her made her go camping on thier honeymoon?

    The heart wants what the heart wants... It was beyond our control...

    Don't judge
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Terrible View Post
    Not i'm not..I'm leaving for 6 months..Whata I care who likes me here? You're all males, and all gamblers..Besides Trump voters possibly the dumbest demographic in America
    Maybe the collective iq will rise a little when you leave.
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  25. 06-24-18 11:51 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Terrible View Post
    Her made her go camping on thier honeymoon?

    The heart wants what the heart wants... It was beyond our control...

    Don't judge
    To stay married if unhappy enough to mess around with someone else = lowlife.,pretty simple, if you not happy with the person you grow some balls and say so then leave if doesn’t change.
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  26. 06-24-18 11:54 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyTheGoat View Post
    Cool story, bro. Pictures or never happened.
    Pictures of my Prostrate!?

    I have paperwork? My names is all over it
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  27. 06-24-18 11:54 AM #27
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    The guy a storyteller

    Too obvious
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  28. 06-24-18 11:55 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    To stay married if unhappy enough to mess around with someone else = lowlife.,pretty simple, if you not happy with the person you grow some balls and say so then leave if doesn’t change.
    They don't have kids...And were just close friends- She's 28..I'm not gonna marry her?

    I'm no threat to thier marriege
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  29. 06-24-18 11:58 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Terrible View Post
    They don't have kids...And were just close friends- She's 28..I'm not gonna marry her?

    I'm no threat to thier marriege
    Their marriage already doomed. Hopefully clown ass husband finds out and goes postal on someone.
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  30. 06-24-18 11:58 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyTheGoat View Post
    Cool story, bro. Pictures or never happened.


    Congrats on the good new El Terrible, many posters here will tell of the horrors of cancer.

    It must have been scary, next time don't shut the world out, their support will be invaluable.
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  31. 06-24-18 12:01 PM #31
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    i always thought jj gold was biggest bullpooper at sbr, i was terribly wrong
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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    i always thought jj gold was biggest bullpooper at sbr, i was "El terriblE" wrong
    Fixed it for you
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  33. 06-24-18 12:08 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post


    Congrats on the good new El Terrible, many posters here will tell of the horrors of cancer.

    It must have been scary, next time don't shut the world out, their support will be invaluable.
    Thanks..My point of this post is that you'll see a different guy when I come back from Spain in November..I'm much happier..

    No more flippin tables and trashing everbody
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  34. 06-24-18 12:09 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    Their marriage already doomed. Hopefully clown ass husband finds out and goes postal on someone.
    Hes asian... with a 4 inch dik

    Also a doctor

    Whats he gonna do?
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  35. 06-24-18 12:17 PM #35
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    Never ruin a good story guys, who cares exactly how true it is. I bet you guys are a blast to party with arguing with everyone over the most minute detail in a cleary slightly embelleshed story. Just fukking let it be, he doesnt have cancer!

    Congrats on not having cancer
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