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    Critical Warning to all WOMEN, SEAWEED, AND ALL MALE NURSES.....

    Weiner dogs can be dangerous.....

    Woman mauled to death by seven 'very short-legged dogs' in attack near Oklahoma home



    May 15, 2018 11:50 AM
    Updated 9 hours 53 minutes ago

    Seven small dogs — all with legs shorter than an adult's hand — mauled an Oklahoma woman to death while she was outside of her home last week.

    Tracy Garcia
    , 52, of Ardmore, was attacked by her neighbor's dogs on Thursday and died from her injuries, KTEN reported.


    One of the seven dogs was shot after charging at a deputy who was responding to the attack, KXII reported. The other six dogs were taken to Westwood Veterinary Hospital, where they were euthanized at the owners request.


    Shelter co-director Tena Layton told The Daily Ardmoreite that six of the dogs were about one year old, and the seventh one — about three years old — was possibly the pack's mother.


    The younger dogs are believed to be a "standard dachshund and terrier mix," the shelter's euthanasia technician Amanda Dinwiddie told KXII, and the older one is possibly a border collie mix.


    "A predominant breed in these dogs is definitely standard dachshund," Dinwiddie told the TV station. "They have really noticeable characteristics like their knobby legs, knees, very short legged dogs and their coats."

    She said all of the dogs were less than 40 pounds each.


    None of the dogs had legs longer than an adult’s hand, The Daily Ardmoreite reported based off of photos kept by the shelter.


    It is unclear what led to the attack, The Associated Press reported, and the investigation is ongoing.


    The dogs were infested with fleas and ticks, according to media reports. There were no other visible health concerns.


    "We were cleaning ticks off ourselves all day," Dinwiddie told KXII. "They are very covered, you can tell they have been living out in the woods."


    The dogs were not tested for rabies, and there are no plans to run those tests.


    "If there was any possible issue of them biting someone else then it would've been (done)," Dinwiddle told KXII, "but the dogs are deceased as well as the victim so there's just no reason to go spend the thousands and thousands of dollars."


    No arrests have been made.


    "This is a bad situation, a very unfortunate situation," Bryant told KTEN. "Our thoughts and prayers go out to the family of the victims. This is just a bad deal all the way around."


    KTEN reported that the district attorney's office will review autopsy reports and other relevant information to determine if the dogs' owner will face charges.



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    triggered

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    Consumed

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    I'm confused. So some woman is attacked by dogs, but pictured is a manatee.

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    Is she dead or alive in this picture? So ugly it's hard to tell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigOrange View Post
    Is she dead or alive in this picture? So ugly it's hard to tell.
    idk cant tell if the nose is real and looks like Donk blurred out a penis on her neck area.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Consumed
    Krak has never been attacked by wiener dogs, but would love nothing more than to be mauled by a pack of engorged wieners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    Krak has never been attacked by wiener dogs, but would love nothing more than to be mauled by a pack of engorged wieners.
    the flea and tick infestation would simply be icing on the cake.....

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    mother fkkas pissin all over kraken lately.

    Kraken

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    the flea and tick infestation would simply be icing on the cake.....
    It'd be like ribbed condoms, for his pleasure.

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    You've got to be penetrating kidding me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thechaoz View Post
    You've got to be penetrating kidding me?
    Not at all. Textured condoms have been around for awhile, kid. Look it up.

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    That’s crazy

    pretty sure I could make a couple stops and kill a few in 10 seconds

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    I would have punted those dogs 45 yards down my street had that been me

    They would've had no chance

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