1. 01-01-18 03:09 PM #1
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    Video: Happy new year's wishes from donkland; sbr's time to rise and shine!

    Happy New Year's, Men! (and Woman or two or three):

    rise up like The Donk at a final table in Vegas.... make 2018 your f'n year!!!!

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  2. 01-01-18 03:14 PM #2
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    Happy New Year Donk
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  3. 01-01-18 03:14 PM #3
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    What the heck is that noise you are bobbing your head to?

    Didn’t realize hill-jacks listened to ghetto rap
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  4. 01-01-18 03:16 PM #4
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    This guy loves the life
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  5. 01-01-18 03:16 PM #5
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    some houston old school rappers.... they don't cater to an alternative lifestyle, so not surprised youre in the dark.....

    have a happy new year's, Colonel Shute!



    enjoy the vid.... expand your horizons in 2018.....

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  6. 01-01-18 03:17 PM #6
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    Donker looking kind of like Kevin McHale today

    Happy New Years, Donker!

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  7. 01-01-18 03:21 PM #7
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    haven't gotten much sleep due to nye "duties", and deciding it would be a good idea to go from the Four Seasons to the ranch to hunt some deer....

    hungover, tired, balls hurt, and now I got a deer to butcher tomorrow.....

    run ragged
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  8. 01-01-18 03:29 PM #8
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    Rap music from a 59-year-old guy
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  9. 01-01-18 03:30 PM #9
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    AutoDoink, you look like a 90 year old Tommy Lee Jones.
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  10. 01-01-18 03:39 PM #10
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    Happy New Year Donker!
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  11. 01-01-18 03:45 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMobile View Post
    AutoDoink, you look like a 90 year old Tommy Lee Jones.
    I feel even older....

    could barely load up a 195 lb 9-pointer into the back of a jeep on my own.....

    need a Christmas break to recover from the Holidays.....
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  12. 01-01-18 03:47 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Rap music from a 59-year-old guy
    Guys having fun
    Don’t be a dikkk
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  13. 01-01-18 04:57 PM #13
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    saved this buck all year for JJ Gold, heard one of the neighbors may have killed him yesterday..... another reason for my lookin' like I've aged another ten years since september.....

    dammit JJ, he was a boone & crockett buck......

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  14. 01-01-18 05:56 PM #14
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    I tell the truth , I have said it many times this guy could not last in New Jersey we would run him out.

    Cowboys don’t sit too well here with the Italians because they have big mouths and they like to talk out of place.

    I went up to mohegansun basically to teach the guy manners but he didn’t show


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  15. 01-01-18 06:02 PM #15
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    JJ is afraid of Donker. That's why he won't meet up with him. Donker might snap at any moment and rip JJ's head off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I tell the truth , I have said it many times this guy could not last in New Jersey we would run him out.

    Cowboys don’t sit too well here with the Italians because they have big mouths and they like to talk out of place.

    I went up to mohegansun basically to teach the guy manners but he didn’t show
    Look at the chin on Donker. You fckin ities would run away.
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  17. 01-01-18 06:09 PM #17
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    Lol
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  18. 01-01-18 06:15 PM #18
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    Hny ad
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  19. 01-01-18 06:18 PM #19
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    Happy new year Autodoink. Lets make SBR great again.
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  20. 01-01-18 06:33 PM #20
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    Happy New years donk
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  21. 01-01-18 06:39 PM #21
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    Cant believe you missed out on that buck, Donker.

    Sometimes you can lure them in this way, but I am sure you already know this, doe.


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    omg that is SO sweet

    I'm crying
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    Steve, nice avatar!
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  24. 01-01-18 08:24 PM #24
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    Happy new year
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  25. 01-01-18 09:35 PM #25
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    Good start to the New Year. Anyone coming out to Vegas in the next few weeks?......Lemme know.
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  26. 01-01-18 09:36 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry N. Lloyd View Post
    Good start to the New Year. Anyone coming out to Vegas in the next few weeks?......Lemme know.
    You live there? Right?
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  27. 01-01-18 09:42 PM #27
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    Donk good guy.....Happy New Year....SBR
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  28. 01-01-18 09:59 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I tell the truth , I have said it many times this guy could not last in New Jersey we would run him out.

    Cowboys don’t sit too well here with the Italians because they have big mouths and they like to talk out of place.

    I went up to mohegansun basically to teach the guy manners but he didn’t show
    i told you early in the day i'd be in the mohegun sun poker room beginning at 7 pm.....

    let's roll back the clock and see how that turned out:



    an hour and a half later, still in the poker room:



    then, two hours later, I scour the casino lookin' for him, and get distracted by all the pussy at this place:





    so, what did goldilocks actually do????

    after seeing I'd be there that night, he rolled over to a near-empty casino mid-day, and feigned that he was "lookin for me", when he knew I wouldn't be there for another several hours.....

    pure coward move.....

    but, what do you expect from a snaggly toothed, cowardly possum.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by bonzaii View Post
    JJ is afraid of Donker. That's why he won't meet up with him. Donker might snap at any moment and rip JJ's head off.
    might?????

    I'd have that boy at the taxidermy shop within an hour of meeting him.....

    i'd even spring for a full body mount:

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  31. 01-01-18 10:24 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry N. Lloyd View Post
    Good start to the New Year. Anyone coming out to Vegas in the next few weeks?......Lemme know.
    Seasonally.....
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  32. 01-02-18 05:19 AM #32
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    Play rap around here and get shot

    It is all DISCO PAL
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    Happy New year Donk

    When you gonna post vid of you in your Donkervoort beast??????











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  34. 01-02-18 07:41 AM #34
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    The true test of manhood is to be taken out of your element and tested.

    How would JJ do in Donk’s environment and how would Donk do in JJ’s environment?

    Who would win this?
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  35. 01-02-18 07:49 AM #35
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    happy new year donk!...excellent video as usual!...and I was about to say the same thing as JMobile...you do look like Tommy Lee Jones......Fire looks like Philip Rivers!...My high school basketball coach used to say I looked like Jim Valvano...we should have a celebrity look-a-like contest on SBR!...
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