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    Carnitas + Old Parr + Yeyo

    2 bottles left, already puked some carnitas... can barely keep food down if I do blow

    blow already unleashed, just in time, heading to a friends party after leaving family get together

    im ready to finger some chick under the table... consented or not

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    tight life

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    Oh jesus

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    Still on the party, have not gotten kicked out yet...

    Invited a girl to snort with me into the restroom... made a silly move and was turned down... says im too drunk

    Gonna pound some more blow by myself to get even and kinda retard bloody eyed sober and try again... with a more efficient move

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    that was post 666 for him

    stuffing lines up his nose, drunk and potentially harassing women
    (the way it reads to me)

    he must be young

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    This guy is having a better x-mas eve than any other SBR poster.

    #Respect

    #RIP

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    Heading homeme folks!

    Made it! No big upsets! Got to 3rd base with the reluctant gal but in the end she was smitten-ed, I just had to bring my A game which was easy to do after my friend gave me 3 doses of pure lab MDMA from Europe (purchased w bitcoins). Got her phone # and will pursue a home run later this week.

    MDMA is magical in the sense that it relaxes you and makes you vibrate in a frequency most women understand and feel attracted too... basically dries up all anxiety caused by alchie and coke and makes you smooth as raven claws...

    Drinker is happy this xmas.

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    Just took 3 drops of clonapin and a valium my brother also gave me.... need to fall sleep before the sun comes out more

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    Real winner bragging about a drug habit

    Rehab Cuz

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    What a loser

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    Dawg exactly

    I feel bad for the kid

    Seek help and get on track

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    buy less drugs and pay the 220 you owe across the street

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    Seems like drugs are cheaper over there? If so he's just taking advantage of the perks, sharp

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    I thought jj disabled your thread posting abilities.

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    Get to mass today

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    My prediction :
    You mix the wrong Uppers and Downers before too long and it ends badly just like the multitude before you .
    Very , very bad mixture
    Hope you realize sooner rather than later before dead

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    why Mass Shuter, there are evil people present

    watch Midnight Mass on YouTube instead

    Stay home/Pray some/Drink some

    it`s fukking winter up here , brrr

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Losco View Post
    buy less drugs and pay the 220 you owe across the street
    did not know this

    I no longer reply in his threads

    I am going to assume that it is true,
    thnx

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Losco View Post
    buy less drugs and pay the 220 you owe across the street
    You dont even know what you are talking about idiot. I was blamed of something I didnt do. Ultimately I agreed to fixing something I didnt do because im a nice guy. The person I supposedly owe that too is a piece of shitt just like any other, no different.

    So after reading some bs he posted there last nite i decided everyone across the street can kiss my asss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    You dont even know what you are talking about idiot. I was blamed of something I didnt do. Ultimately I agreed to fixing something I didnt do because im a nice guy. The person I supposedly owe that too is a piece of shitt just like any other, no different.

    So after reading some bs he posted there last nite i decided everyone across the street can kiss my asss.
    you were just looking for a reason to try to justify in your mind why you shouldnt pay him. expected, a leapord cant change its spots

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Losco View Post
    you were just looking for a reason to try to justify in your mind why you shouldnt pay him. expected, a leapord cant change its spots
    You weren't even present at TGF when what happened, happened... you are talking outta your asss.

    You don't know me, you don't know Brick... you are a retardd that never posts anything of value... I am yet to read anything semi important you have to say. Let me know when you are relevant.

    And no, I have the $$$ right here... got unexpected xmas $... but why should I be nice and go out of my way to fix something for someone who is being malicious by going to my employer on xmas eve behind my back to complain I have not paid when the deadline was January first? WhY not ask for my email? Or even my phone number (which Yanks has across the street?)...

    Also, idiots saying I should have written an email to Brick are clueless, I dont have his email, he never cared to give it to me, the only way I had to communicate with him was through Joeybagadonuts who is his friend and who I have talked via email a couple of times. When I asked Brick for his email addy to send paypal or else he replied through Joey saying "just send BTC if you want, Im not sweating it"... im not gonna beg any assshole either...

    Banks closed in CR until the 27th I believe, so even if I wanted I have no way to buy BTC unless someone like HRWGeorge sells it to me, otherwise only way is a bank xfer using localbitcoins... too much hassle.... fukk em, all of the TGF posters with the exception of 4-5 posters and 1 mod can go and fukk themselves... is that simple.

    My jesus complex is not big enough to try and salvage some shitt I never did just to get a bunch of degen gambler losers like me? even after I am already banned over there? on that same note I was stiffed by someone over there this month as well, have emails to prove it... but is only $50, so Im not gonna make a big deal out of it and let it die...

    Assumptions in the forums are just that...
    Last edited by HurryUpAndDrink; 12-25-17 at 10:34 AM.

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    Thread ender

    Quote Originally Posted by Shute View Post
    Get to mass today

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Thread ender
    Do u ever stfu loser?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadymcgrady View Post
    Seems like drugs are cheaper over there? If so he's just taking advantage of the perks, sharp
    Weed about the same price, LSD too...

    Coke is $9 a gram which is laughable compared to the US....

    MDMA cheaper too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slipknot26 View Post
    My prediction :
    You mix the wrong Uppers and Downers before too long and it ends badly just like the multitude before you .
    Very , very bad mixture
    Hope you realize sooner rather than later before dead
    Yeah I know coke and clonapin is a big no-no... but I like taking risks and I hate not been able to sleep.

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    Guy justifies himself being a brok dikk stiff

    Seek help loser

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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    Guy justifies himself being a brok dikk stiff

    Seek help loser
    Go open one of your "look at me" touting threads jerkoff...

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    You have gone from slow pay to admitted stiff

    Pos

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    What a mess

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    The 2 biggest losers piling on, thats all they have these cokksuckers...

    Already said my piece, I owe that guy shitt, was being benevolent by assuming a debt that was never meant to be a debt...

    so fukk him and fukk whoever has any bs to say about me regarding that, ill give u my address, come and collect, ill cripple your skull with a baseball bat

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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    The 2 biggest losers piling on, thats all they have these cokksuckers...

    Already said my piece, I owe that guy shitt, was being benevolent by assuming a debt that was never meant to be a debt...

    so fukk him and fukk whoever has any bs to say about me regarding that, ill give u my address, come and collect, ill cripple your skull with a baseball bat
    I can’t stop laughing

    You sir are a pile o shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    I can’t stop laughing

    You sir are a pile o shit
    If I have you as an enemy and hater (and stoker)

    Means Im doing things right.

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    Wow this thread had so much Christmas potential based on the title.

    Merry Christmas Drinker.

    Stay safe pal.



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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Wow this thread had so much Christmas potential based on the title.

    Merry Christmas Drinker.

    Stay safe pal.


    Yeap, it was a fine xmas for me... had a sloppy blowjob on my buddy's patio by a hot Irish/Costa Rican mix girl

    Had lots of fun, until the trolls had to be unleashed here to ruin yet another thread I open.

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