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    Quote Originally Posted by compaqDikk View Post


    you look like a real dick here. remove it before i upload to chaturbate and pornhub where millions will crucify you
    we are due for a new one of these

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    Distinguished.

    Vibrant.

    Electrifying.

    These are just a few of the words I would use to describe the 2018 version of JJ.

    Others would be bald and gay.

    Merry Christmas, JJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by compaqDikk View Post


    you look like a real dick here. remove it before i upload to chaturbate and pornhub where millions will crucify you
    who are you talking to? i'm sure you're super important on sbr, but shocka just lost more money than you're worth

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    Thank You Giant


    The chat roulette one was classic .. someone find


    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Distinguished.

    Vibrant.

    Electrifying.

    These are just a few of the words I would use to describe the 2018 version of JJ.

    Others would be bald and gay.

    Merry Christmas, JJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7deuceoff$uit View Post
    Lmao! I've watched the Californication series twice and never once made the JJ/Runkle connection. Only difference was Runkle at least had $ and slayed some good puss from time to time, but he also was duped by a Caitlin Jenner, much like JJ is from time to time I suspect.

    worst fake head scene ever.... dude would have to be 14" long to be getting good head from that distance.....

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    Back off comparing me to Runks

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    Runkle and Spunkle.... twins separated at birth.... both chronic masturbators.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    all your missing is the fanny pack or man purse
    Fanny packs are actually "in" and cool again.

    Especially when worn backwards.

    Like this.



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    I like the look Mario. 2018 you will be scoring tons of trim.

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    Boston Gambler I am the king of pussy here

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Boston Gambler I am the king of pussy here
    Take out the word “of” and I agree.

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    Good look JJ

    Now all you need is a rug with a bun on top

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    BG I am mafia retract your post

    No rugs because too costly

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    BG I am mafia retract your post

    No rugs because too costly
    mafia steals their rugs, goddammit....

    or get them from this guy:




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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    BG I am mafia retract your post

    No rugs because too costly
    “ Hands up, don’t shoot”. I don’t want no trouble with the Anguilo family.

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    gold, mafia.....

    sure, jj, with that prance in your step, you might be up for a spot in the velvet mafia.....

    what it will look like when JJ is about to be "made" by higher up wiseguys in the velvet mafia, as they read him the mob code:


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    Automan beatdown coming

    Give
    Me
    Your winter schedule

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Automan beatdown coming

    Give
    Me
    Your winter schedule
    call me, PossumBoy....

    1-800-ASS-WHUP

    JUST BE SURE to not kick me; I'd hate to see one of those twigs yoiu call legs snap in two when you make contact with a real man.....

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    Ass whipping lol

    Call
    Me

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    Do they make roids for your lungs? Some posing and yelling shouldn't have you out of breath after 2 minutes.

    Got to say that is a trendy look though. A premature congrats on all the poon you're gonna get in 2018.

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    I always was out of breath from yelling
    Lungs are fine

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    his weed smokin' costa rican connection has him building up lung stamina......


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    Auto get a job

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    do you have a job, Possumboy?

    I keep getting turned down....

    I think it's my attire.....

    I like to be upfront, and let potential employers know what I'm all about and what I'm there for, but it seems to not be working....

    any fashion tips for job interview you can provide will be appreciated, and feel free to critique what I've been wearing to all my interviews:








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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Trendy and ahead of the curve like usual
    Angry at end too many roids but it shows in body

    Queer eye for the queer guy.just terrible double j

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    Lol your decor doesn’t fit you

    Def inherited grandma’s house


    but I like the clothing look

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    Lol your decor doesn’t fit you

    Def inherited grandma’s house


    but I like the clothing look

    he is so sexy..... I may breed the little bald twink.....


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    Some hate

    No biggie

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    like both mike tyson and morris day said at different times......

    "I'm gonna make you love me!!!!"

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    Some guys hate I can draw pussy

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Some guys hate I can draw pussy
    we saw your drawing......




    have you ever actually seen a pussy?

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    Dead ringer to play Scrooge. You pointed nose prick.

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    Cuse!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    Dead ringer to play Scrooge. You pointed nose prick.




    only in the on stage productions of "Scrooge" in San Fran's Castro District or perhaps Greenwich Village

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    Cuser!!!!!

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