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********* Story's of's the true incredibles of's KING AUTO DONK! Wow's-ing!
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Listen! In's history of world is one man who make do live for's all's the eternity. He make discover the's fountain of's youth in's year 6969 B.C.. What be's he's secret-ing? Is of the simples. This man of's tall greatness, known in's B.C. times as King Auto Donkulus-Boner-Extendus-To-The-Maximus, make true discover for's eternal life-ing.
The Auto Donk make do discover one day when's he make climb to's top of mountain in's 6969 B.C.. He make bring tablets of's stone with's inscriptions of 69 best sexual position commandments! And! He make brings wooden mug full of's the freshest and finest juices of poosy as his go-to beverage.
Then's! POW-POW-POW! Crack-ity, crack-ity! The gods make do strike down lightning bolt-ages and's electro-zap he's wooden mug of juices of poosy the finest. Wow's-ing! Is like free micro-waveing before's microwave technology's of's the existing!
Auto Donk make exclaim: "Wow's-ing! Gods! You's make the increase-ing on's the celsius of's the juices of poosy drink. Thank you's! If the's juices of cooter make get hotter, then's I's is an applaud-er!"
And's with that the King Auto Donk make drink the's wooden mug of juices of poosy with's great tenacity and audacity's!
Incredibles! Auto Donk make power charge up like a's video game! He make grow 3 inches in's the height and's 3 inches in's the penis extension-ing. And's he become a man of 25 years once again-ing!
And's thus began the's story of true incredibles of's how King Auto Donk make do's the eternal live-ing by's drink of's the fountain of's youth a mug full of juices of poosy the finest!
Here's I make do tell the story's of Auto Donk in's the history from's time of ancients to's the day of's present-ing.
In's next informationals I's tell the time Auto Donk in's the age of pirates. Auto Donk make sail the oceans as Lieutenant Commander DickWhistle Auto Donk, the chief captain of's the pirate ship USS Booty Hunt Plunder and Plow that make pillage the's high seas with's a team crew of 69 so hot big-titted lesbians!
I's will make describe the battle of Lieutenant Commander DickWhistle Auto Donk versus the pirate ship of's Nurse Kraken and his team of Man-on-Man Action pirates. The's Auto Donk make easy defeat on's the team Nurse Kraken of's limp-wristed pole-bouncers!
Victory's!!!!
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