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    Video: $85 Bottle Champagne Quick Demo Champagne




    Champagne is a sparkling wine produced from grapes grown in the Champagne region of France following rules that demand, among other things, secondary fermentation of the wine in the bottle to create
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    Coach we need to get you some real champagne glasses pal.

    Since the carbon dioxide collects at the top of the glass, bubbly poured into a long narrow glass provides more of a nose-tingle, than when served in a wide glass.

    So the exact same champagne will taste different in different glasses.
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    ​this is insane

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    So your back in NJ?

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    Back in NJ

    Ran out of Vegas

    Ran out of Ocala

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    Must use the same interior decorator as FunnyB

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    Philly!!!

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    jj pours like every girl under 30 i've ever seen

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    every girl is somehow clueless, "well how do you pour it?"

    any way that doesnt beat the shit out of the carbonation...

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    Would of been impressed with some louie xiii

    If u dont know what that is i can snap a pic for you when im home coach
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    Quote Originally Posted by biggie12 View Post
    Would of been impressed with some louie xiii

    If u dont know what that is i can snap a pic for you when im home coach
    i'm be here slugging booze like a man

    i've never seen a male drink fruitcake french champagne

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    Prime stuff comes from France only jj.

    Get a clue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by reigle9 View Post
    i'm be here slugging booze like a man

    i've never seen a male drink fruitcake french champagne
    I dont drink too often but i cant tell you this everyone has their own preferences id rather drink crown royale 39$ bottle straight up then my $1500 bottle of louie cognac

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    word

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    Quote Originally Posted by biggie12 View Post
    Would of been impressed with some louie xiii

    If u dont know what that is i can snap a pic for you when im home coach
    Biggie is a successful white cat, who likes rap, and stays very liquid as far as the access to big wads of cash goes.

    A very rare specimen indeed.

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    Guys I am an experienced champagne drinker

    I like the finer things in life

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    jj, drop a shot of a gross liquor in it and chug...market it to retarded college kids and dumb people, become rich

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Biggie is a successful white cat, who likes rap, and stays very liquid as far as the access to big wads of cash goes.

    A very rare specimen indeed.
    Im a reverse oreo rr plus i listen to all genres of music



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    I rather have the Apple flavor but they didn't have it

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I rather have the Apple flavor but they didn't have it
    u sound like a 16 year old girl going to prom.

    CHEERS JJ GET YOUR WEIGHT UP



    i want an audio response for this one
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

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    lol did i get you worked up?? dont go put a hit out on me tough guy!

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    I get worked up very easy frustrated and lonely with no pussy in site

    Lose everyday

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    Who's house is that, you're not poaching are you?

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    Italian champagne basically mountain dew Coach

    like asking someone from Paris if they are French

    laugh at you in disgust as they reply, "J'aime rien, je suis parisien."

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    Coach, look at you with that high dollar champagne

    big time now

    teach me the ways

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    Quote Originally Posted by biggie12 View Post
    Would of been impressed with some louie xiii

    If u dont know what that is i can snap a pic for you when im home coach
    paying 60% of that 3k (I assume we're talking an "average" vintage Remy Grande here) just because of the rarity, much better bottles out there at 1/3 the price...Remy just means you have money to burn which I guess, congrats lol cause I don't have that money to burn on it :-)

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    Lol $85 champagne drinking out of a milk glass

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Guys I am an experienced champagne drinker

    I like the finer things in life
    Hmm. I had you pegged as an experienced popcorn eater.

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    Semi Bluff??

    Why the shot??
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    <iframe width="100%" height="160" src="https://clyp.it/vaq1i11j/widget" frameborder="0"></iframe>
    goddamn travesty jj doesnt have his own tv show

    you should try to get a job at cnn

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Semi Bluff??

    Why the shot??
    It was meant to be funny rather than any sort of personal attack. Popcorn and champagne, (even "Italian champagne"), aren't normal companions.

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    It never stops coming out.

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