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DonkLand Roadshow: Golden Nugget, Lake Charles, Louisianna
gonna be a true Quick Hitter..... roll in sat afternoon, leave Sunday evening.....
anyone gonna be around, let me know......
poker and slots will be the name of the game.... gotta continue the heater............
hopefully some chill time in the pool sunday afternoon after givin' a machine a five digit smackdown.....
Was there last month and hit them for 2 Dimes playing Black Jack in less then 2hrs. Nice hit and run!
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Sammy your big time !!
Automan I will pass
see the quick hit.....
BE the quick hit......
JJ...
you missed out last weekend.....
you better get your ass over to Louisianna..... I'll cut you in on a share of this:
I know your broke ass could use half of a $3,254.26 jackpot......
Nice hit!
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Donker, your shirt didn't do shit. Did at 1st, hit for $24 on the 2nd spin, after that, nada.
Donker you smoke menthols?Originally Posted by Auto Donk
I always thought you were more of a Marlboro Reds type of guy.
that must have been some heater burner's empty pack....
i don't smoke at all.....
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Donker!
Comes into the casino like fkn Deebo, got the slot manager tucking his chain
with an 18K gold crank, according to H-Town swinger babe lore....
and speakin' of charms, I hand out one of these 18 karat gold bad boys to the baddest bitch at each DonkLand after-hours party:
a little something to remember "Mr. 18K" by when they wake up with some boring schmo years, or even only a few weeks, or days, later......
a former miss texas' little sister (hotter than the ms. texas) once told me "if I could bottle how incredible I feel while having sex with you, and sell it by the ounce in little bottles, I'd be a multi-millionaire in a week"......
THE SHIT IS GOOD...........
sincerely,
AD aka "Mr. 18K"
Fuk
You should be in porn
porn generally lacks the mental game and emotion I bring to the experience.....
tho, given the number of cuckolds that filmed me in action with their hot ass wives, i'm pretty certain diggity or biter, and a few others on sbr, have seen me in action if they frequent those sites that cater to couples uploading their own private movies.......
no way some of those freaks didn't put it out there......
which is why I'll never run for public office outside of, perhaps, some small, obscure wyoming town......
Damn, I should hop on the bus from Houston. It's much easier than making that drive after a long day doing kids stuff.
wife and I did that once..... not bad, those day trips..... you can get lit and not have to worry about any driving whatsoever.....
plus, it limits giving back what you win.... which is usually the case if your trapped there for three days......
I went to this casino few times while working in Houston. It was 2 1/2 hr drive from Houston. One time I went to this casino after work on Friday, and I ended up staying until Monday, not to mention I lost the money on that weekend. When you make $8k biweekly from IT consulting, you never value the money. That was a single life. Now, I fully quit casino, yes, it was 6 years since I had last visited casino.
Good one AD !! Bleed those machines DRY !!
I've given up a few mortgages in Lake Charles for sure, married with kids...
Yep, I can drink all I want and not worry about getting back home safe. The last time I drove there I was so worn out on the way back I stopped like 3 or 4 times just to make it back. A 2.5 hour drive was like 4.5 hours. The bus does limit you because you only have a few hours. Win or go home.
despite several succussful trips, on avg we have probably had more losers than winners.... one time we didn't even have three bucks between us to pay the f'n valet as we were leaving L'Auberge..... felt like shit
but today, a new dawn is rising, and WE WILL MAKE THE NUGGET OUR BITCH!!!!!
Kick ass Donk. I'm at an all day track meet, where it's supposed to be clouds and thunderstorms but of course it's sunny and hot as hell. This heat is wearing my ass out.
about to leave DL for the casino...wind is blowing as hard as bobbywaves in a dingy Columbus Park, Trenton NJ gloryhole.....
that's pretty damn hard.... gusts to 45.....
drawing sometime tonight at L'Auberge for $150k mercedes.... I pop that I will cruise it over to Ocala late tonight and personally hunt down JJ Gold, and drag him back to Texas.....
got a few machines i plan to give a shortstop whirl at the nugget, then will settle in for some 2-5 nlhe til we head over to L'auberge to pick up my new wheels.....
on the way to the room..............
and finally, made it to the room......
see you bitches later.... time to go rapin' ...... the casino and anything else that tickles my fancy.....
Wtf??
Hey make a video of your wife nude in shower
She will never know
Good view there of water
Donkey playing penny slots, priceless.
Thanks for the shout out broke dikk.
Last edited by bobbywaves; 04-30-17 at 11:24 AM.
You'll never catch Bobby Waves playing penny slots but loaded with a stack of money in his pocket going from poker table to poker table and taking all the squares money
penny slots pay better at these casinsos, and most, than the hi roller rooms....
as these vids show.... wife lost 1500 playing hi roller room at L'auberge, after having wom 800 at buffalo gold penny slots.....
watch and learn, fukhead waves..... you penny hoarding sbr poker scavenger.....
up $1k in poker; up $2300 in slots.....
vid to follow
Last edited by Auto Donk; 04-30-17 at 01:14 PM.
hit the same quick hit machine that paid $3,245 a few trips back for another $360 profit last night......
talk shit, waves, you pathetic fuk..... "hi roller" to you means the saturday night $5.00 buy in trny, you pathetic prick......
overall, cleared $3,200-3300 profit last night, wife down $800.....
This guys on some run
How does he always win? Slots are supposed to be -ev
Does he have a specific technique?
Why can't his wife win as well?
JJ.....
you used to call me on your cell phone.....
stevie, she was up til she decided to go to the hi roller room, lost $1,300 in a half hour.... penny slots at L'auberge always give up more if played right than do the hi roller machines.....
and hell yes I have a system.... short stop the reels, double or triple up your $60.00 in the machine, get up and hit another bank.....
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