1. 01-11-17 09:40 AM #1
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    IRONY at its finest.... Video: "Flats Fishing"

    fishing the "flats" with a big bouncin' titty babe on a rough bay boat ride.....

    nothing "flat" about this babe's giant bouncin' rack:




    didn't get past the first 35 seconds of bouncin' in the video, but i'm pretty sure she caught fish by simply slamming her into the water, sending shockwaves that killed the fish instantly (similar to how local rednecks with "dynamite" a quarter lake's worth of bass with one stick of dynamite).....
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  2. 01-12-17 05:12 AM #2
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    damn..... did someone supply the whole f'n "usually horned up" forum with a healthy dose of salt peter?

    those are some big f'n , and still not even one degen with a random "nice " or "i'd hit it" response......

    I thought I was the only one on SBR gettin' old..... (61 according to kenicki).....

    oh well.... back to bed......
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  3. 01-12-17 09:16 AM #3
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    Holy shit that gal could singlehandedly end World Hunger; does Sally Struthers know bout her?
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  4. 01-12-17 09:27 AM #4
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    I couldn't figure out if this video was about fishing or .

    Both were cool though.
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    again, i only made it through 30 seconds of natural tit bouncing and i was "finished"..... always kill the vid once i finish.....

    and i'm always one and done, ie, once i spill seed to a video once, I never use that specific vid again.....

    so i still don't know if they ever even fished, or if he decided to just bang the shit out of her on the front of the boat (which is obviously what I would have done)....

    fuk fishin' when there's like that on board......
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  6. 01-12-17 11:14 AM #6
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    nothing like natural sea salt on a pair of big jugs..Ocean Spray
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    no doubt....

    on another note, i've never seen that type of fish before, so yellow......

    it looks like it must be a chameleon type fish, one that changes colors to blend in with it's background to avoid predators.....

    guess that's why it almost matches that huge bikini top trying to hold those knee shooters in......
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  8. 01-12-17 11:40 AM #8
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    They need to go out on a windier day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuantumLeap View Post
    They need to go out on a windier day.
    that comment made me watch past the part where her were bouncin.....

    had no idea there were manatees involved.... that one calf, despite being almost fully grown, was obviously planning on nursing on that babes giant ......

    kind of like when my new wife's flat chested friend let my wife hold her new baby in my girl's arms for the first time..... kid about went bonkers on those all natural dd's..... thought he'd hit the mother lode.....

    being the insecure jealous type that I am, i bitch-slapped the little tyke when he started tweekin' her nipples through her thin t-shirt.....
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