[BigBusiness]

So I was at the store yesterday and saw a super fine white chick browsing some items in a aisle by herself wearing some tight ass pants. I pulled out my phone, put my head down and walked towards her and bumped into her on purpose. I apologized and smiled saying I'm on pokemon go. She laughed and said that game is everywhere. I kept the conversation going and ended up getting her number.

Chicks all around have heard of this game. It's a fad and not gonna last forever.

Girls think it's creepy going up to them straight out of the blue. This pokemon go is GOLD! girls know exactly how it works. This just gets you in the door and doesn't make you seem weird at all.


Try it out!

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

So I was at the store yesterday and saw a super fine white chick browsing some items in a aisle by herself wearing some tight ass pants. I pulled out my phone, put my head down and walked towards her and bumped into her on purpose. I apologized and smiled saying I'm on pokemon go. She laughed and said that game is everywhere. I kept the conversation going and ended up getting her number.

Chicks all around have heard of this game. It's a fad and not gonna last forever.

Girls think it's creepy going up to them straight out of the blue. This pokemon go is GOLD! girls know exactly how it works. This just gets you in the door and doesn't make you seem weird at all.


Try it out!

Incorrect. The best way to pick up women is smoking cigarettes. It's like Pokemon go but its worked for 300 years.

[Ralphie Halves]

Maybe if I could program it to where you can only find Jigglypuff in my pants pocket. Apart from that, I doubt it.

[jjgold]

smoking cigs gives you that bad boy image

Women do not like nice guys

[Ratpack]

so what are you black maybe she just likes black dudes or she gave you a fake to get you to leave her alone

[Slanina]

Yes, it's called NTDOY. Bought it at 24.60.

[daneblazer]

Found one!

[Smoke]

OP goes home, calls number later that night, some dude answers phone lol. Wrong number.

[actiondan]

Just pull out your cokk, chicks love that

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

smoking cigs gives you that bad boy image

Women do not like nice guys

[grease lightnin]

Big business is 13 yrs old. Lol

[jjgold]

Hard to get chicks with 2.5 rooster, bald, crooked teeth and fukkin broke

[SauteedLemmings]

I cap games but I also like to cap other events:

Odds this is a true story and a fine white chick gave this dude her number +1900

Odds he got a number but his idea of a fine white chick is 300 lbs and dumb as the skittles she bought +150

Odds this guy loves to make up stories about fine white chicks to try to piss off white guys -125

[firekillex]

Incorrect. The best way to pick up women is smoking cigarettes. It's like Pokemon go but its worked for 300 years.

Very true, smoked for 2 years in college always hot girls outside , either ask for a lighter off a girl who's alone or with a friend if you're with a buddy. Or girls just come up asking for cigarettes give Em one start chatting and get the number .... Pokemon go can suck my asshole hair it'll be gone in a few months

[BigBusiness]

I cap games but I also like to cap other events:

Odds this is a true story and a fine white chick gave this dude her number +1900

Odds he got a number but his idea of a fine white chick is 300 lbs and dumb as the skittles she bought +150

Odds this guy loves to make up stories about fine white chicks to try to piss off white guys -125

Join date 7-14-16

go off yourself kid

[Itsamazing777]

Women also don't like the smell and taste of smoke when kissing you

It goes both ways

[grease lightnin]

Women also don't like the smell and taste of smoke when kissing you

It goes both ways

I am not a smoker, however I do know this: if a chick smokes cigarettes, she will put the D in her mouth.

[firekillex]

Women also don't like the smell and taste of smoke when kissing you

It goes both ways

Thats why you need the mint gum after , plus when she asks for one you'll be ready to give her one for a kiss

[daneblazer]

Sounds like a good plan to pick up the nerdy girls

[WalkingLuckCharm]

You sure are big business rofl

[adila1401]

Found some mad Pokémons in Portland and Montana last couple of days

[jjgold]

Nobody gets laid here

Let's face the facts

[Russian Rocket]

I cap games but I also like to cap other events:

Odds this is a true story and a fine white chick gave this dude her number +1900

Odds he got a number but his idea of a fine white chick is 300 lbs and dumb as the skittles she bought +150

Odds this guy loves to make up stories about fine white chicks to try to piss off white guys -125

What a surprise...Me too!

Odds that you're a ghost of a well known banned handle are -1200

[marcoloco]

smoking cigs gives you that bad boy image

Women do not like nice guys

in 2016 the nerdy dorks are picking up all the women.... its nuts

[jjgold]

Marco I am a nerd

Cannot get laid even by 70 year olds

Massive slump

[compaqDikk]

Hard to get chicks with 2.5 rooster, bald, crooked teeth and fukkin broke

[compaqDikk]

[marcoloco]

Marco I am a nerd

Cannot get laid even by 70 year olds

Massive slump

you are too cool of a nerd. need to geek it up some more. start playing pokemon