1. 03-08-16 10:34 PM #1
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    Would You Rather Marry A Brown Woman from India or A Black Jamaican Woman?

    I have two options.

    Indian brown is 30 years old, broken english, Black hair, lots of perfume

    Jamaican woman is 28, black short hair, thick thighs. Laughs a lot, has attitude but also big breasts
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  2. 03-08-16 10:38 PM #2
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    Leaning towards option #2.
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  3. 03-08-16 10:39 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Leaning towards option #2.
    Me too

    What's your reasoning?
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  4. 03-08-16 10:40 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Me too

    What's your reasoning?
    Broken English is annoying, I hate having to figure out what someone says.

    Plus, I prefer my women to smell good naturally. Too much perfume is a turnoff.

    Send me their pictures.
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  5. 03-08-16 10:46 PM #5
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    Option 2 all day. Take the fun woman with passion. Keep life a roller coaster.
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  6. 03-08-16 10:48 PM #6
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    http://m.imgur.com/HXiyrxs?r
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  7. 03-08-16 10:50 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
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    I would make sweet, beautiful love to her all night.

    What about the Jamaican?
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  8. 03-08-16 10:54 PM #8
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    http://m.imgur.com/JrN0WP4?r
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  9. 03-08-16 10:54 PM #9
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    As you can see, I am torn
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  10. 03-08-16 10:57 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
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    My God!!

    Another radiant beauty that I would spend hours upon in such lascivious ways.

    That wasn't a wedding ring on her hand, was it? Or did you actually give her an engagement ring??? OMG, did you?
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  11. 03-08-16 11:02 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    My God!!

    Another radiant beauty that I would spend hours upon in such lascivious ways.

    That wasn't a wedding ring on her hand, was it? Or did you actually give her an engagement ring??? OMG, did you?
    Damn! You noticed! I was hoping I made the right choice and it looks like I did! Wanted it to be a susrprise. My last 7 wins earned me enough for a ring. I could always call it off if you didn't approve but this is good news. I will send you the invitation to be my best man for the wedding. We are having chicken for dinner and watermelon for dessert.
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  12. 03-08-16 11:03 PM #12
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    Shumpert will be at the wedding as a guest speaker
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  13. 03-08-16 11:07 PM #13
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    I'm not going to lie, Seaweed, I'm really getting emotional over this. This is such a happy time for you and your soon-to-be bride, LaTonya. I can't stop crying right now. I never thought I would see this day.
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  14. 03-08-16 11:31 PM #14
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    All of the above
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  15. 03-08-16 11:32 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    All of the above
    toniest is horniest beast
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  16. 03-08-16 11:47 PM #16
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    this is by far the funniest forum ever
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  17. 03-08-16 11:55 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    toniest is horniest beast
    A little bit
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  18. 03-09-16 12:59 AM #18
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    Typical seaweed thread...seaweed and the giant talking back and forth...

    Saloon this shit
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  19. 03-09-16 01:07 AM #19
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    Mods remove Seaweed
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  20. 03-09-16 01:09 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fadikro View Post
    this is by far the funniest forum ever
    Not funny...OP is a retard
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  21. 03-09-16 01:51 AM #21
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    Last edited by GUMMO77; 03-09-16 at 02:04 AM.
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  22. 03-09-16 02:37 AM #22
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    Interesting thread for discussion
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  23. 03-09-16 02:28 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
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    Seaweed you can do better surely.
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  24. 03-09-16 03:25 PM #24
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    id go with indian woman
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  25. 03-09-16 03:58 PM #25
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    Looks like they both tip the scale at about 260 lbs!

    PASS
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  26. 03-09-16 04:58 PM #26
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    Is this a joke weeder
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  27. 03-09-16 05:05 PM #27
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    Bad thread.
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  28. 03-09-16 05:33 PM #28
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    Weeder you idiot you do know that option 2 the Jamaican women would also have broken English its what Caribbean ppl speak called patios smh wow. You must make these threads for entertainment purposes this cant be real life.
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  29. 03-09-16 07:08 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
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  30. 03-09-16 07:57 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I have two options.

    Indian brown is 30 years old, broken english, Black hair, lots of perfume

    Jamaican woman is 28, black short hair, thick thighs. Laughs a lot, has attitude but also big breasts
    seeweed, this is obviously your quandary, so go with the one who either 1. laffed the least at the size of your tiny cok, or 2. sprayed you with the least amount of mace/pepper spray as you came at her wearing your stupid hood
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  31. 03-09-16 10:41 PM #31
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    option #3: take a cyanide pill!...
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  32. 03-10-16 11:10 AM #32
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    good ol weeder....
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