1. 01-30-15 06:12 PM #1
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    fifty shades of grey

    Is this like a chick flick? Looks pretty intense, but everyone I talk to seems to think it's not for guys.
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  2. 01-30-15 06:16 PM #2
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    Based on the s&m book all the girls were wet over.

    I pretty much go to everything in the theater - so I can't wait for it to come out. Not because I'll see it, but just so I don't have to see the effin previews anymore.

    Women know there's porn available online right?
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  3. 01-30-15 06:56 PM #3
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    pass, trinity wanna take my ol lady


    win win
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  4. 01-31-15 03:07 PM #4
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    Will not go see it - just be primed and ready when the ole lady gets home
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  5. 02-01-15 08:51 AM #5
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    Justin Timberlake in the movie " Bad Teacher"
    claims that is his favorite book.

    i personally have never read it.

    Nothing worst than reading books IMO
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  6. 02-01-15 11:29 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    Nothing worst than reading books IMO
    Hard to believe you haven't landed that 6 figure job yet.
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  7. 02-01-15 03:17 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    Nothing worst than reading books IMO
    Quote Originally Posted by muldoon View Post
    Hard to believe you haven't landed that 6 figure job yet.
    I laughed out loud. Fantastic line. And your avatar is a Merlin.... good stuff muldoon
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  8. 02-01-15 04:53 PM #8
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    boring bland girl becomes sex slave to megalomaniac millionaire in his S&M room....its soccer mom porn. Apparently there is a series of the book...hear all the teachers and moms at my daughter's school talking about it endlessly....valentine's day release....gonna be lots of freaky sex had that week.
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  9. 02-02-15 12:49 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by innovation View Post
    pass, trinity wanna take my ol lady


    win win
    ill watch it on the internet, definitely not paying to see it
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  10. 02-02-15 12:28 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    Justin Timberlake in the movie " Bad Teacher"
    claims that is his favorite book.

    i personally have never read it.

    Nothing worst than reading books IMO
    Nothing worse bro.
    Maybe if you read a book it would help.
    Too funny.
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  11. 02-13-15 08:42 PM #11
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    did anyone see this yet, seems like reviews are pretty bad
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  12. 02-13-15 09:53 PM #12
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    You are 100% gay if you go or want to see this
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  13. 02-13-15 09:54 PM #13
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    on the other hand, you are completely hetero if you view "501 SHADES OF DONK!!!"
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  14. 02-13-15 09:55 PM #14
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    everybody says this movies is really bad
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  15. 02-14-15 08:35 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    Justin Timberlake in the movie " Bad Teacher"
    claims that is his favorite book.

    i personally have never read it.

    Nothing worst than reading books IMO
    Their in lies your problem! and you wonder why people call you DUMB. Nothing personal, but you should try it.
    i love reading and educating myself. EDUCATION doesn't stop after school, and most of that is senseless bullshit anyway. Start with THINK AND GROW RICH by Napolean Hill and FUK your delusional thinking you will be a professional gambler one day,DELUSIONAL.
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  16. 02-14-15 08:38 AM #16
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    Movie is getting horrible reviews.

    Currently has a 3.6/10 at IMDB.com
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    I saw it, wasn't really that bad. Dakota Johnson is nude quite a bit, and she pulls some funny lines. It is not nearly as much as a chick flick as people would say. The ending was a bit meh, but still a lot better than most movies I've seen lately. There is definitely some cheesy lines (mostly delivered by Grey) but it was watchable. I would give it a 6.5 maybe 7. I saw the bad rating at IMDB, but I saw another poll where people leaving the movies were giving it mostly a C+ or C. I would put this way above The Gambler which was horrible and not even about gambling, The Boy Next Door which was the ultimate poor acting cheesefest, and Wild Card which had no real plot and only a few fight scenes if you want to compare it to other movies that recently came out.
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  18. 02-18-15 12:42 PM #18
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    Does she look good naked in the film?

    She's pretty.

    My g/f read all the books before I met her.

    So I tied her a s s up, blindfolded her and went 50 shades on her.
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  19. 02-18-15 01:27 PM #19
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    Haven't seen the movie yet, I'll wait for the available torrent. I'll only watch it, because I'd like to see, what is all the fuss about this movie. Some viewers labeled this movie as 'disturbing', but I guess it can't be more disturbing than von Trier's 'Nymphomaniac'. That almost gave me nightmares.
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  20. 02-18-15 03:55 PM #20
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    I know a girl who fascinates about this kind of stuff. I was really good friends with her... she told practically every secret about herself. I can't believe there are women like this... dreaming about a guy who dominates and worships the ground they walk on.

    But...

    With every high strung girl who acts like this... and wants this... they aren't well balanced. They lack in other areas and it really becomes a nuisance. Their head isn't all where it needs to be.
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  21. 02-18-15 04:04 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by jewishjewjohn View Post
    We get it. You hate women and you bang ugly chicks to get back at the female sex. Congratulations
    We get it... another clown in disguise. Join the circus you coward. Post with your regular handle you fuk.
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  22. 02-18-15 04:21 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheLock View Post
    Does she look good naked in the film?

    She's pretty.

    My g/f read all the books before I met her.

    So I tied her a s s up, blindfolded her and went 50 shades on her.
    Sensei Lock's libido runs strong! Women just love 50 shades because its softcore porn that ends in marriage. Golddigging whores.
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  23. 02-18-15 04:28 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    I know a girl who fascinates about this kind of stuff. I was really good friends with her... she told practically every secret about herself. I can't believe there are women like this... dreaming about a guy who dominates and worships the ground they walk on.

    But...

    With every high strung girl who acts like this... and wants this... they aren't well balanced. They lack in other areas and it really becomes a nuisance. Their head isn't all where it needs to be.
    I can understand your perspective, but I wouldn't be judging her so much. If she feels comfortable with BDSM, then that's her personal choice. I find something like cheating and infecting others with STDs way way worse, than the BDSM practice, generally speaking. I don't understand, how a certain amount of pain in a BDSM practice drives someone to an orgasm, but if people stay away from me with it, I'm totally fine.
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  25. 02-23-15 08:25 AM #25
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    Movie SUCKED
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  26. 02-23-15 08:53 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Movie SUCKED
    Seaweed went and saw it with granny. First time In 15 years granny could a little hot and bothered down there. she told Seaweed things that scarred him for life.
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  28. 02-23-15 10:25 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    Seaweed went and saw it with granny. First time In 15 years granny could a little hot and bothered down there. she told Seaweed things that scarred him for life.
    Granny is making out the Xmas list early.

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