[innovation]

Joe died in a fire and his body was badly burned.

The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends. Cooter and Guber.

The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunt camp.

Cooter arrived first and the mortician pulled back the sheet.

Cooter said "yep his face is burned up pretty bad".

He asked to have him rolled over.

The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said "Nope it ain't Joe".

The mortician thought this was strange, so he brought Guber in to confirm the identity.

Guber looked at the body and said he was to burned up to tell and to roll him over.

The mortician rolled him over and Guber said "Nope it ain't Joe".

The mortician asked how can you tell?

Guber said. Well, Joe had two azz-holes.

What! He had two azz-holes? The mortician asked.

Yup, we never seen them, but evrybody used to say. "There's Joe with them two azz-holes"

[jtoler]

haha