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    BEANTOWNJIM
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    Sunglasses wow your kidding right

    BOYS YESTERDAY I WENT TO THE LOCAL MALL WITH MY LOVELY WIFE TO GET A NEW PAIR OF SUNGLASSES FOR GOLF.I WANTED TO GET A PAIR OF OAKLEY SUNGLASSES THE KIND THE PROS ARE WEARING.I TRIED ON A PAIR AND FELL IN LOVE MAN THEY FIT PERFECTLY AND THE STYLE WAS UNBELIEVABLE.I TOLD MY WIFE I THINK I'LL GET THIS PAIR I REALLY LIKE THEM.I LOOKED AT THE PRICE TAG AND IT LOOKED LIKE 24 DOLLARS I DIDN'T HAVE MY READING GLASSES ON THEN MY LOVELY WIFE POINTED OUT JIM THAT SAYS 240 DOLLARS

    240 DOLLARS FOR A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES BOYS THATS OUTRAGOUS I WENT HOME AND LOOKED THEM UP ON EBAY BUT MOST LOOKED FAKE

    I HAVE TO GET A PAIR OF THESE OAKLEY WRAP AROUND SUNGLASSES WHERE CAN I GET A PAIR OF THESE GLASSES ON THE STOLEN MARKET.I CAN'T PAY 240 DOLLARS FOR A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES BUT MAN THEY FIT JUST RIGHT

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    Allow your wife to be handled by a few Nigerian roosters and she will be so happy she will gladly give you 240
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    I thought you have $20,000 hiding in your basement

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    Never pay more than $10 on sun glasses

    overrated

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    15 bucks for some foakleys, more your style anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by physed View Post
    I thought you have $20,000 hiding in your basement
    He does but he can't find it.

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    Buy them a day before Jordan basketball shoes go on sale, wear them and take them off as you walk into Mcdonalds. Order a big mac. As the black teenager is giving you your big mac, place sunglasses on counter and tell him he can have them. At the same, look at your watch, tell him you are in a rush and have to go. When Jordans are on sale, return to Mcdonalds and ask to speak to manager. Ask the manager to check the lost and found because you left your sunglasses behind. He will say there isn't anything here. At this time, accuse the manager of having your sunglasses stolen from one of his workers. He will deny, but then you will ask him to check the cameras. In the camera footage, it will look like the black teenager stole your sunglasses as soon as you put them down. Fearing a court date and bad reputation, you will make a small profit and have your sunglasses back, as well as shattering a young teens dream of keeping his Jordans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BEANTOWNJIM View Post
    BOYS YESTERDAY I WENT TO THE LOCAL MALL WITH MY LOVELY WIFE TO GET A NEW PAIR OF SUNGLASSES FOR GOLF.I WANTED TO GET A PAIR OF OAKLEY SUNGLASSES THE KIND THE PROS ARE WEARING.I TRIED ON A PAIR AND FELL IN LOVE MAN THEY FIT PERFECTLY AND THE STYLE WAS UNBELIEVABLE.I TOLD MY WIFE I THINK I'LL GET THIS PAIR I REALLY LIKE THEM.I LOOKED AT THE PRICE TAG AND IT LOOKED LIKE 24 DOLLARS I DIDN'T HAVE MY READING GLASSES ON THEN MY LOVELY WIFE POINTED OUT JIM THAT SAYS 240 DOLLARS

    240 DOLLARS FOR A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES BOYS THATS OUTRAGOUS I WENT HOME AND LOOKED THEM UP ON EBAY BUT MOST LOOKED FAKE

    I HAVE TO GET A PAIR OF THESE OAKLEY WRAP AROUND SUNGLASSES WHERE CAN I GET A PAIR OF THESE GLASSES ON THE STOLEN MARKET.I CAN'T PAY 240 DOLLARS FOR A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES BUT MAN THEY FIT JUST RIGHT

    try lookin on alibaba

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Buy them a day before Jordan basketball shoes go on sale, wear them and take them off as you walk into Mcdonalds. Order a big mac. As the black teenager is giving you your big mac, place sunglasses on counter and tell him he can have them. At the same, look at your watch, tell him you are in a rush and have to go. When Jordans are on sale, return to Mcdonalds and ask to speak to manager. Ask the manager to check the lost and found because you left your sunglasses behind. He will say there isn't anything here. At this time, accuse the manager of having your sunglasses stolen from one of his workers. He will deny, but then you will ask him to check the cameras. In the camera footage, it will look like the black teenager stole your sunglasses as soon as you put them down. Fearing a court date and bad reputation, you will make a small profit and have your sunglasses back, as well as shattering a young teens dream of keeping his Jordans.

    you have way too much time on your hands.

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    If your not going to meet with me at Newbridge, I'll meet you at your LOCAL MALL (Square One). I got $240 for you.

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    My daughter has 2 pair of Oakley's that she uses for golf & softball. They're awesome.

    It sounds like you're too much of a brokedikk to afford Oakleys. You may want to look into buying a pair of Rawlings sunglasses. These should work fine for you.

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    Damn Weeder, that's dirty.

    How many times have you done that?

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    Oakley's are gay, I wear Arnette Rage XL.
    Oakley is middle america white trash, nascar racers, hillbillies etc etc

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    I HAVE 20 GRAND CASH HIDDEN IN MY BASEMENT BUT I STILL CAN'T GET MYSELF TO PAY 240 DOLLARS FOR A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES THAT I WILL PROBABLY SCRATCH OR LOSE

    I HAVE TO FIND SOME NIGERIAN THAT IS SELLING A STOLEN PAIR OF OAKLEYS

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    Quote Originally Posted by BEANTOWNJIM View Post
    I HAVE 20 GRAND CASH HIDDEN IN MY BASEMENT BUT I STILL CAN'T GET MYSELF TO PAY 240 DOLLARS FOR A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES THAT I WILL PROBABLY SCRATCH OR LOSE

    I HAVE TO FIND SOME NIGERIAN THAT IS SELLING A STOLEN PAIR OF OAKLEYS
    ever heard of a bank?

    who the frick keeps 20 grand in a basement

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    SWAGGY IT'S BEING HIDDEN FROM MY LOVELY WIFE IF SHE FINDS IT SHE WILL CUT OFF MY ALLOWANCE MONEY IF I PUT THIS IN THE BANK MY LOVELY WIFE WILL ASK A LOT OF QUESTIONS PLUS I CAN KISS THAT DOUGH GOODBYE SHE HAS BEEN ON MY ARSE FOR A NEW DINING ROOM SET

    I NEED THIS CASH FOR GAMBLING

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    Itsamazing777
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    Ray ban is the way to go That's what I rock.

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    unless you play real competitive sports you shouldn't be wearing oakleys . The frogskins are cool though..

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    Quote Originally Posted by BEANTOWNJIM View Post
    SWAGGY IT'S BEING HIDDEN FROM MY LOVELY WIFE IF SHE FINDS IT SHE WILL CUT OFF MY ALLOWANCE MONEY IF I PUT THIS IN THE BANK MY LOVELY WIFE WILL ASK A LOT OF QUESTIONS PLUS I CAN KISS THAT DOUGH GOODBYE SHE HAS BEEN ON MY ARSE FOR A NEW DINING ROOM SET

    I NEED THIS CASH FOR GAMBLING
    open a new account, ask for online statements only. take the 5% interest or whatever it is in usa.
    you could buy 4 oakleys a year this way..

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    Always thought Oakleys were trash myself. I'm not 19 anymore. My pair of Burberrys cost more but you can't argue the quality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onemoregoal View Post
    open a new account, ask for online statements only. take the 5% interest or whatever it is in usa.
    you could buy 4 oakleys a year this way..
    Doubt it's anywhere near 5%
    If you know of one let me know please

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    Just checked bankrate and there aren't any cds or moneymarkets at 1% or above unless you want to tie up money for like 5 years then you can get at best a cd rate around 2.5%

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    Had a pair of oakley $300 polarized and ex-wife smashed them. Now I just buy 2 for $20. Works just as well but doesn't fit as nice.

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