1. 11-09-10 07:36 PM #1
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    Young Guys Learn: jjgold terms

    Action - $25 on each game (risk amount)

    Pending Live Action - The one game jjgold has that is still not a clear loser

    White Knight - Basically a pale jew from New Jersey area that has a wad of $1s and walks around in a robe

    Parlay - a rug and a mink coat. You need to have both to be a winner.

    Two-team Reverse - When two Bears get topped by a Cub

    Teaser - female term used to refer to jjgold's pecker

    Cover - Using an enthusiasm for sports to disguise homosexuality

    Double Action - see Russian Compression.

    Even Money - betting both sides of a game at -110. Usually used to snap a losing streak.

    Hedging - Ordering two hookers off craigslist

    Listed Pitchers - On a gay escort website, this page shows the available escorts who are tops

    Longshot - lying on bed on one's stomach facing tv, pumping bed and then sitting up and attempting to nail the girl on TV screen with jizz. Due to reclined position this is referred to as a longshot.

    Off the board - when webcam girl/guy joins private show with online client

    ATS - Against The Spread. Usually a Jew or Muslim who does not like cole cuts.

    So many young guys on the board that need to be educated.
    - mathy
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  2. 11-09-10 07:46 PM #2
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  3. 11-09-10 07:59 PM #3
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    mathy solid post pal. i printed out thread and posted it on my wall for educational purposes.
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  4. 11-09-10 08:01 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Action - $25 on each game (risk amount)

    Pending Live Action - The one game jjgold has that is still not a clear loser

    White Knight - Basically a pale jew from New Jersey area that has a wad of $1s and walks around in a robe

    Parlay - a rug and a mink coat. You need to have both to be a winner.

    Two-team Reverse - When two Bears get topped by a Cub

    Teaser - female term used to refer to jjgold's pecker

    Cover - Using an enthusiasm for sports to disguise homosexuality

    Double Action - see Russian Compression.

    Even Money - betting both sides of a game at -110. Usually used to snap a losing streak.

    Hedging - Ordering two hookers off craigslist

    Listed Pitchers - On a gay escort website, this page shows the available escorts who are tops

    Longshot - lying on bed on one's stomach facing tv, pumping bed and then sitting up and attempting to nail the girl on TV screen with jizz. Due to reclined position this is referred to as a longshot.

    Off the board - when webcam girl/guy joins private show with online client

    ATS - Against The Spread. Usually a Jew or Muslim who does not like cole cuts.

    So many young guys on the board that need to be educated.
    - mathy
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  5. 11-09-10 08:12 PM #5
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    Zeta show us a pic of your pad

    I bet you live in a fukkin castle
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  6. 11-09-10 08:17 PM #6
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  7. 11-09-10 08:43 PM #7
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    Gold Jerry! Gold!
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  8. 11-09-10 08:58 PM #8
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    Good stuff.
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  9. 11-09-10 09:00 PM #9
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    That is some of the funniest shit ever posted.
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  10. 11-09-10 09:01 PM #10
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    mathy is fukkin sharp. cocky little fukk. but his posts are funny as hell
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  12. 11-09-10 09:20 PM #12
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    Good shit

    You forgot Pleaser: paying off debts with mouth, instead of cash
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  13. 11-09-10 09:55 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by ouman101 View Post
    Good shit

    You forgot Pleaser: paying off debts with mouth, instead of cash


    nice addition
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  14. 11-10-10 07:54 AM #14
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    Bump, there is some important knowledge in this thread for the new guys. Michael will probably want to read up.
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    THE BEST POST EVER
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  16. 11-18-11 11:40 AM #16
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    Bump for the young guns around here
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  17. 11-18-11 11:46 AM #17
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    Trifecta- Action with a bi, tri, or trans.

    Round Robin- strapped to a pinwheel, goes around and around with a string tied to his rooster until he can't feel it anymore.

    Bird Cage- locked in a cage like a bird, get his ass pounded by a John from behind.

    So many left off list, need an update.
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  18. 11-18-11 11:46 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Bump for the young guns around here
    Don't you live in the gayest area in Toronto?
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  19. 11-18-11 11:54 AM #19
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  20. 11-18-11 11:57 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by jamesoneil View Post
    Don't you live in the gayest area in Toronto?
    Absolutely not

    However sometimes venture to Woody's on a Friday evening for BEAR NIGHT
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  21. 11-18-11 12:59 PM #21
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    Great Work Mathy!
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  23. 11-18-11 01:11 PM #23
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    JJ walked around Montreal with dried release stained on his overalls....I mentioned the stains to him and he responded to me with " it gives me character"
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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    JJ walked around Montreal with dried release stained on his overalls....I mentioned the stains to him and he responded to me with " it gives me character"
    Not sure which is funnier... the stains or the fact he was in overalls?!?!
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  25. 11-19-11 12:40 AM #25
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    Оченъ Хорошо! Brilliant wit, Mathy. Excellent!
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  26. 01-20-12 12:21 PM #26
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    bump
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    we have a fukking genius here
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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    JJ walked around Montreal with dried release stained on his overalls....I mentioned the stains to him and he responded to me with " it gives me character"
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  29. 01-20-12 12:28 PM #29
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    Hamburger= Term that JJ uses for people who sexually excite him, usually males, in which he fantasizes of being sandwiched in between like meat on a hamburger bun.
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  30. 01-20-12 12:36 PM #30
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    unreal
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  31. 07-30-12 05:54 PM #31
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  32. 07-30-12 10:05 PM #32
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    Classic thread!!!
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  33. 07-30-12 10:14 PM #33
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    Good to hear from you Lioneye
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  35. 01-27-14 05:09 PM #35
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    that kid mathy went broke

    That fukkin nit thought he was sharp

    We ran him off
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