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    Brock Landers
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    Listen to me on the Radio tonight

    Live at 10 PM PST

    I take on Alan Dinkenson in a battle of the 10 best bowl picks for the upcoming slate

    Winner takes home 5K

    http://www.klav1230am.com/Shows/EOGSportsHour.html

    I've already beaten Dink once this year...

    BTW, for those who don't know, Dink was portrayed by Bruce Willis in this film

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    Deuce
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    Rather wipe my ass with sand paper.

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    zizoudane10
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    Nah thx, would rather cut off the tip of my left little finger.

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    id rather shove a glass nail in my cok hole

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    Ban the wannabe tout begging loser

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    Last edited by Slimpickens; 12-19-13 at 09:50 PM.

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    I'd rather listen to Jjgold fart the national anthem thru a payphone.

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    I'd rather read your wife's book.
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    you guys are a riot.

    I will be listening...good luck against Dink.

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    i'd rather bathe in a vat of sbr poster semen while watching 2 girls 1 cup on repeat

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    i'd rather bathe in a vat of sbr poster semen while watching 2 girls 1 cup on repeat

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    I'd rather stick my head into an elephant's ass and sing Canadian Anthem when Russia plays them in Sochi

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    Got my alarm set, can't wait!

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    That's 2 fukkin hours away brock.....

    Give me a shout out..

    I'll tune in!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    That's 2 fukkin hours away brock.....

    Give me a shout out..

    I'll tune in!
    i will give ALL of SBR a Shoutout

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    Brock, will you be giving specific shoutouts to your donators?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Brock, will you be giving specific shoutouts to your donators?
    sure!

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    brock can you shout me out I'm a big fan of your work

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Rather wipe my ass with sand paper.
    Quote Originally Posted by zizoudane10 View Post
    Nah thx, would rather cut off the tip of my left little finger.
    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    id rather shove a glass nail in my cok hole
    Quote Originally Posted by ksnooksk View Post
    I'd rather listen to Jjgold fart the national anthem thru a payphone.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Gambler View Post
    I'd rather read your wife's book.
    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    i'd rather bathe in a vat of sbr poster semen while watching 2 girls 1 cup on repeat
    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    I'd rather stick my head into an elephant's ass and sing Canadian Anthem when Russia plays them in Sochi

    Christ, I'm in tears.

    Hard to pick the funniest one, I'm gonna give it to KSN with the payphone.

    Actually, we should probably wait until I crown a winner here, there should be 20 or 30 more hilarious ones by the tomorrow night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    nah im just playing around

    truth is i cant wait to listen

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    PAULYPOKER
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    This Sinatra shit is putting me to sleep

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyBigNuts View Post
    Christ, I'm in tears.

    Hard to pick the funniest one, I'm gonna give it to KSN with the payphone.

    Actually, we should probably wait until I crown a winner here, there should be 20 or 30 more hilarious ones by the tomorrow night.

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    Good luck Brock. Let us know when you and fishdick are delivering pizzas in Vegas.

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    someone get ready to write dicks pics he got word from billy whalters

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    I would rather drink a diarrhea milkshake.

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    I would rather pull out each and every one of my eyebrows, pubes, and ass-hairs




















    ..one by one

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    Id rather stick my dick in a badger cage.

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    Hope you all listened
    If not, check the podcast in the morning

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    Why the fukk would any of us listen to a scam artist like you?

    Fukk out.

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    Biggest clown in history lol

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    I'd rather bang a room of supermodels. Nah, I'm just kidding, I'd rather listen to Brock.

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    FCK you Brock. Do your family a favor and eat a bullet

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    Missed it
    Too late

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    will check it out

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    The podcast is out there.....

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