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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    this thread is gaining steam
    stinker

    tell this guy to stop wasting his time in the room waiting for BottomDad.

    tell him hes wasting his hours away.

    tell him he needs to go out and see Vegas!

    do it stinker

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    jaysus Seawood


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    bottomdad left Seawood this picture last night with the note when he told him to stay put for 3 hours.

    boys this is getting bad.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    This gets stranger

    I would not share a room with another guy for $10,000

    Seaweed acting strange

    Did guy nail him??
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    You expect us to believe this? JJ, you're a pole smoker. You'd pay to share a room with guys
    jj once shared a fantasy he had of getting all the SBR posters on one big bed so he could lay in bed with like 100 dudes

    then there were others, like a giant pool filled with jelly or something

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Slimmer can you picture JJ and BottomDad going at it in a room....lights dimmed, leopard SBR thongs, Russian lines all over the place....80's disco playing on the background.
    They had leopard SBR thongs in the SBR store???

    I never saw those!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RealSlimShady View Post
    Thats a scary scene......

    i think JJ is BottomDad, though
    jj was bottomdad for lildeemer.

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    like i said, no pics of bottomdad.

    your jig is up pal.

    make a new thread...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    like i said, no pics of bottomdad.

    your jig is up pal.

    make a new thread...
    you are also assuming the picture that bottom dad used as his profile pic is actually him.

    Seaweed may have an actual picture of the bottomdad he met and it may not be the same person in the profile picture

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    Who is guy?

    There are pics nailing seaweed????

    Huh????

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Who is guy?

    There are pics nailing seaweed????

    Huh????
    Lo siento mucho, pero yo no hablo Espanol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Lo siento mucho, pero yo no hablo Espanol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    orale cabron!

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    I'm beginning to worry I hope seaweed is OK

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I wonder what they are doing right now??
    JJ, I will give you 128 guesses.


    Names for Buttsex

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    1 Buttdo
    2 Butt darts
    3 Milli Buttfilli
    4 Inside-Out Poop
    5 Making a hot-fudge bundae
    6 Putting the hotdog in the bun
    7 Putting the wiener dog back in his cage
    8 Letting the one eyed child spit into the well
    9 Throwing seamen overboard into the Black Sea
    10 Going to confession
    11 Anal Porkin'
    12 Man to man combutt
    13 High School Wrestling
    14 Kissing your wife's hairy face
    15 Proctology
    16 The Brownie Maker
    17 Gaying.
    18 Anal Sex
    19 Poop Chasing
    20 Sodomy
    21 Anal Action
    22 Probing the cavity
    23 Becoming George Michael's biggest fan
    24 Becoming Michael Jackson's latest victim
    25 Injecting Human Heroin into the big brown vein.
    26 Trying to free the squirrel
    27 Playing with the Backdoor Buddies
    28 Sphincter Sliding
    29 Sticking the Dick in the Dookie Shoot
    30 Pump One in the Poop Shoot
    31 Anal Ecstasy
    32 Colon Tapping
    33 Becoming a backdoor man
    34 Rump Ranging
    35 Weenie Stinks
    36 Being an admiral for the Royal Mounted Police
    37 Making Brownies
    38 Suction time
    39 Drilling for coal
    40 Dude-diving
    41 Reaching for the prostate
    42 Hands-free prostate exam
    43 Village People initiation
    44 Being the altar boy in the first church of the holy monkey
    45 Snoopin' for poopin'
    46 Becoming a human Immodium AD
    47 Becoming a human enema
    48 A reverse high-colonic
    49 Male douching
    50 Fishin' for intestines
    51 Looking for the cucumber
    52 Spelunking
    53 Joining the cast of a Broadway Play
    54 Poppin' the chocolate covered cherry
    55 Fudge Packing
    56 Corn on Your Cob
    57 Making Fudgsicles
    58 Browning
    59 Slipping on the Plunger
    60 Making love to a woman who's head is on backwards
    61 Prison Sex
    62 Buttlove
    63 Do the Poo
    64 Anal Olympics
    65 The Reverse Heimlich
    66 Greek Sex
    67 Waiting for Guffman
    68 Extinguishing a flaming asshole
    69 66
    70 Docking the submarine
    71 Posterior decorating
    72 Pearl colon
    73 Drowning the gerbil
    74 Snaking the toilet
    75 Falling on someone's penis
    76 Crimson and Boner
    77 Making a baby the hard way
    78 Creating a chocolate twinkie
    79 Chamber Cramming
    80 My bum is on a penis
    81 Bischofing.
    82 Greek kissing.
    83 A little bit of Bumbo
    84 Sweet reams
    85 F'ing where poop comes.
    86 Dialing "O" on the brown telephone.
    87 Becoming an officer in the Anal Reserve.
    88 Puttin' the hot dog in the bun
    89 Encasing your sausage in colon tissue.
    90 Poo for two.
    91 Getting a back stage pass to an N Sync concert. (i.e., "Bend over, Todd. You just got a back stage
    92 Donating sperm to the poo bank.
    93 Salting your poopy. (Just think... "Hey, Joe, come here and salt my poopy.")
    94 Gravy for your poopy. ("Hey Joe, would you like some gravy for your poopy?")
    95 Crap shooting
    96 Organ grinding
    97 Tripping the butt fantastic
    98 Bumfunnery
    99 Looking for linda
    100 Bustix
    101 Gay Photo Hunt
    102 Dolanizing
    103 Backskeeting
    104 Burgaling a Turd
    105 Federlining
    106 Shit rooster_eater
    107 shit
    108 suck that thang
    109 digging with the didgeridoo
    110 Christmas Logging
    111 Chuck, stop hiding my Norris
    112 Turd Burglar
    113 Killing your craphole
    114
    115 drillin a coal mine
    116 Butt Pumper
    117 Turd Tapper
    118 Fudge Packer
    119 Entering Door #2
    120 making the brown eye blue
    121 Big ass
    122 Fishing for brown trout
    123 anal jousting
    124
    125
    126 anal assasin
    127 rectom ranger
    128 butt plumber

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    Guys, relax.

    Seaweed is all man. Just earlier this year he lost his virginity to a prostitute.

    I'm 85% certain that prostitute was a female.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Guys, relax.

    Seaweed is all man. Just earlier this year he lost his virginity to a prostitute.

    I'm 85% certain that prostitute was a female.
    Giant, so what you are saying is that there is a 15% chance that Weeder did one of 128 things?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Giant, so what you are saying is that there is a 15% chance that Weeder did one of 128 things?
    Yeah, right around 15%.

    The thing is I'm pretty sure if Seaweed was gay, he would be a bottom. Therefore, it would never work with Bottom Dad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Guys, relax.

    Seaweed is all man. Just earlier this year he lost his virginity to a prostitute.

    I'm 85% certain that prostitute was a shemale.

    That is plausible, Giant.

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    now that this weekend's games are over I hope Seaweed will give us an update.

    I'm confident with his methodology of dissecting lines that he had the over tonight as a no brainer

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    I hope seaweed is okay since we haven't heard from him in 24 hours. I hope he gets home okay even though he didn't want to listen to us about what could happen.

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    bumfunnery

    im just happy this overly gay thread is still in players talk...

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    Hi guys! So crazy here in Vegas! I apologize for not checking in sooner and potentially worrying you but I'm happy to say everything is fine for me. Bottomdad took me to a great party Sunday night at some friend's house he has here on the outskirts of Las Vegas. His name was Kirk. The party was interesting..it was mostly guys dressed up in these frilly outfits. I spent most of the time watching SportsCenter repeats while Bottomdad was in the bedroom a lot of the time. I'm not sure what they were doing since the door was shut and rock music was blasting. There were like four guys in there for a few hours but I didn't care, I had a 72 inch huge television all to myself with chips and dip! Tonight I crushed Caesar's Palace for $100 on the over in the Monday night game!! I'm surprised they didn't kick me out of the casino, I owned that place. Bottom Dad still refuses to allow a picture but I will get one. Mark my word. He says he doesn't like to be photographed, which is strange considering his handsome features. These late hours are killing me, I think I'm still on Toronto time. I hate that this trip is winding down, I love Vegas. With my dominant handicapping skills I could see a potential move out here someday. I have to head upstairs now for some sleep. Love you guys!!

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    Gay.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Hi guys! So crazy here in Vegas! I apologize for not checking in sooner and potentially worrying you but I'm happy to say everything is fine for me. Bottomdad took me to a great party Sunday night at some friend's house he has here on the outskirts of Las Vegas. His name was Kirk. The party was interesting..it was mostly guys dressed up in these frilly outfits. I spent most of the time watching SportsCenter repeats while Bottomdad was in the bedroom a lot of the time. I'm not sure what they were doing since the door was shut and rock music was blasting. There were like four guys in there for a few hours but I didn't care, I had a 72 inch huge television all to myself with chips and dip! Tonight I crushed Caesar's Palace for $100 on the over in the Monday night game!! I'm surprised they didn't kick me out of the casino, I owned that place. Bottom Dad still refuses to allow a picture but I will get one. Mark my word. He says he doesn't like to be photographed, which is strange considering his handsome features. These late hours are killing me, I think I'm still on Toronto time. I hate that this trip is winding down, I love Vegas. With my dominant handicapping skills I could see a potential move out here someday. I have to head upstairs now for some sleep. Love you guys!!
    Seaweed should write a book.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Hi guys! So crazy here in Vegas! I apologize for not checking in sooner and potentially worrying you but I'm happy to say everything is fine for me. Bottomdad took me to a great party Sunday night at some friend's house he has here on the outskirts of Las Vegas. His name was Kirk. The party was interesting..it was mostly guys dressed up in these frilly outfits. I spent most of the time watching SportsCenter repeats while Bottomdad was in the bedroom a lot of the time. I'm not sure what they were doing since the door was shut and rock music was blasting. There were like four guys in there for a few hours but I didn't care, I had a 72 inch huge television all to myself with chips and dip! Tonight I crushed Caesar's Palace for $100 on the over in the Monday night game!! I'm surprised they didn't kick me out of the casino, I owned that place. Bottom Dad still refuses to allow a picture but I will get one. Mark my word. He says he doesn't like to be photographed, which is strange considering his handsome features. These late hours are killing me, I think I'm still on Toronto time. I hate that this trip is winding down, I love Vegas. With my dominant handicapping skills I could see a potential move out here someday. I have to head upstairs now for some sleep. Love you guys!!
    See post 334...

    I KNEW you pounded the over.

    HUGE score Seaweed !!

    Good thing you are getting out of town soon.

    A few more $100 hits and Caesers might blackball you or at the very least limit your action.

    As far as bottomdad Sunday night in the bedroom....

    His friends may be from Pittsburgh or Chicago and wanted to watch the game in the comfort of a room rather than a huge group of people.

    Its also very likely that they wanted to have some action among themselves, and bottomdad probably already bragged about your superior handicapping skills.

    They wouldn't want you in the room advising bottomdad on what was a good bet or bad bet.

    Try to see the Bellagio fountains if you can.

    They do a great job choreographing the water "dance" to music

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Hi guys! So crazy here in Vegas! I apologize for not checking in sooner and potentially worrying you but I'm happy to say everything is fine for me. Bottomdad took me to a great party Sunday night at some friend's house he has here on the outskirts of Las Vegas. His name was Kirk. The party was interesting..it was mostly guys dressed up in these frilly outfits. I spent most of the time watching SportsCenter repeats while Bottomdad was in the bedroom a lot of the time. I'm not sure what they were doing since the door was shut and rock music was blasting. There were like four guys in there for a few hours but I didn't care, I had a 72 inch huge television all to myself with chips and dip! Tonight I crushed Caesar's Palace for $100 on the over in the Monday night game!! I'm surprised they didn't kick me out of the casino, I owned that place. Bottom Dad still refuses to allow a picture but I will get one. Mark my word. He says he doesn't like to be photographed, which is strange considering his handsome features. These late hours are killing me, I think I'm still on Toronto time. I hate that this trip is winding down, I love Vegas. With my dominant handicapping skills I could see a potential move out here someday. I have to head upstairs now for some sleep. Love you guys!!
    Someone's smitten!

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    Lol

    Crazy kid

    Have a good time

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    Seaweed, you weird fukk

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    Slimmer you're in vegas why dont you save him?

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    Seaweed not big on American sports. Heard he is getting toasted, tough year to learn How to bet football. Not many water polo lines in vegas. Rumor has it he was on Giants, jags, bucs and raiders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Slimmer you're in vegas why dont you save him?
    No. Might get trapped by BottomDad

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    Bottomdad is all in, table 69
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    Quote Originally Posted by RealSlimShady View Post
    No. Might get trapped by BottomDad
    How? Hes an old horseshoe head prikk any you weigh 300

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post

    How? Hes an old horseshoe head prikk any you weigh 300
    With a fat wallet for boys that will just cuddle with him nude. Slim worried he won't be able to keep control.

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