1 |
Buttdo |
2 |
Butt darts |
3 |
Milli Buttfilli |
4 |
Inside-Out Poop |
5 |
Making a hot-fudge bundae |
6 |
Putting the hotdog in the bun |
7 |
Putting the wiener dog back in his cage |
8 |
Letting the one eyed child spit into the well |
9 |
Throwing seamen overboard into the Black Sea |
10 |
Going to confession |
11 |
Anal Porkin' |
12 |
Man to man combutt |
13 |
High School Wrestling |
14 |
Kissing your wife's hairy face |
15 |
Proctology |
16 |
The Brownie Maker |
17 |
Gaying. |
18 |
Anal Sex |
19 |
Poop Chasing |
20 |
Sodomy |
21 |
Anal Action |
22 |
Probing the cavity |
23 |
Becoming George Michael's biggest fan |
24 |
Becoming Michael Jackson's latest victim |
25 |
Injecting Human Heroin into the big brown vein. |
26 |
Trying to free the squirrel |
27 |
Playing with the Backdoor Buddies |
28 |
Sphincter Sliding |
29 |
Sticking the Dick in the Dookie Shoot |
30 |
Pump One in the Poop Shoot |
31 |
Anal Ecstasy |
32 |
Colon Tapping |
33 |
Becoming a backdoor man |
34 |
Rump Ranging |
35 |
Weenie Stinks |
36 |
Being an admiral for the Royal Mounted Police |
37 |
Making Brownies |
38 |
Suction time |
39 |
Drilling for coal |
40 |
Dude-diving |
41 |
Reaching for the prostate |
42 |
Hands-free prostate exam |
43 |
Village People initiation |
44 |
Being the altar boy in the first church of the holy monkey |
45 |
Snoopin' for poopin' |
46 |
Becoming a human Immodium AD |
47 |
Becoming a human enema |
48 |
A reverse high-colonic |
49 |
Male douching |
50 |
Fishin' for intestines |
51 |
Looking for the cucumber |
52 |
Spelunking |
53 |
Joining the cast of a Broadway Play |
54 |
Poppin' the chocolate covered cherry |
55 |
Fudge Packing |
56 |
Corn on Your Cob |
57 |
Making Fudgsicles |
58 |
Browning |
59 |
Slipping on the Plunger |
60 |
Making love to a woman who's head is on backwards |
61 |
Prison Sex |
62 |
Buttlove |
63 |
Do the Poo |
64 |
Anal Olympics |
65 |
The Reverse Heimlich |
66 |
Greek Sex |
67 |
Waiting for Guffman |
68 |
Extinguishing a flaming asshole |
69 |
66 |
70 |
Docking the submarine |
71 |
Posterior decorating |
72 |
Pearl colon |
73 |
Drowning the gerbil |
74 |
Snaking the toilet |
75 |
Falling on someone's penis |
76 |
Crimson and Boner |
77 |
Making a baby the hard way |
78 |
Creating a chocolate twinkie |
79 |
Chamber Cramming |
80 |
My bum is on a penis |
81 |
Bischofing. |
82 |
Greek kissing. |
83 |
A little bit of Bumbo |
84 |
Sweet reams |
85 |
F'ing where poop comes. |
86 |
Dialing "O" on the brown telephone. |
87 |
Becoming an officer in the Anal Reserve. |
88 |
Puttin' the hot dog in the bun |
89 |
Encasing your sausage in colon tissue. |
90 |
Poo for two. |
91 |
Getting a back stage pass to an N Sync concert. (i.e., "Bend over, Todd. You just got a back stage |
92 |
Donating sperm to the poo bank. |
93 |
Salting your poopy. (Just think... "Hey, Joe, come here and salt my poopy.") |
94 |
Gravy for your poopy. ("Hey Joe, would you like some gravy for your poopy?") |
95 |
Crap shooting |
96 |
Organ grinding |
97 |
Tripping the butt fantastic |
98 |
Bumfunnery |
99 |
Looking for linda |
100 |
Bustix |
101 |
Gay Photo Hunt |
102 |
Dolanizing |
103 |
Backskeeting |
104 |
Burgaling a Turd |
105 |
Federlining |
106 |
Shit rooster_eater |
107 |
shit |
108 |
suck that thang |
109 |
digging with the didgeridoo |
110 |
Christmas Logging |
111 |
Chuck, stop hiding my Norris |
112 |
Turd Burglar |
113 |
Killing your craphole |
114 |
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115 |
drillin a coal mine |
116 |
Butt Pumper |
117 |
Turd Tapper |
118 |
Fudge Packer |
119 |
Entering Door #2 |
120 |
making the brown eye blue |
121 |
Big ass |
122 |
Fishing for brown trout |
123 |
anal jousting |
124 |
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125 |
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126 |
anal assasin |
127 |
rectom ranger |
128 |
butt plumber |