I understand that you have had to dummy down your programming standards for the majestic melting pot that America has become. Catering to a 90 IQ audience that prefers performers and controversy, rather then competition, is a difficult task. I respectfully request that when you hire your splibs, they have a basic grasp of the English language and are marginally lucid.
Thanks,
Your Pal
Pulledclear
P.S. Arrest records, drug use and illegitimate children should NOT factor in.