1. 08-07-13 08:53 PM #1
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    What beach do you go to?

    There are some trashy efin beaches on the east coast.
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  2. 08-07-13 08:57 PM #2
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    I have not been to a beech in years

    Too many nuts, too dirty

    Jellyfish all over the place

    Last time I went I got stung by a fukkin jellyfish on my ass and was jumping around like a jellybean kind of embarassing

    Also how can a guy 5-4, 245 and bald go to the beach??

    I look like a dick
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  3. 08-07-13 09:00 PM #3
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    The Jersey beaches suck. Too many hooligans, Jersey shore snookie italian trash and cigarette butts all over the sand and not to mention the brown shitty water. I'd rather be at a pool party in Vegas than that cess pool of a beach in NJ.
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  4. 08-07-13 09:01 PM #4
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    Seaside
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  5. 08-07-13 09:03 PM #5
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    East beach Santa Barbara
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  6. 08-07-13 09:06 PM #6
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    South Beach

    Hot women, some topless. Amazing sand and water.
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  7. 08-07-13 09:10 PM #7
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    mother's beach kennebunkport with the kids

    waves goose rocks cape porpoise

    creeper gazing at hot young tail ogunquit beach

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  8. 08-07-13 09:15 PM #8
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    Fort de Soto ...
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  9. 08-07-13 09:17 PM #9
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  10. 08-07-13 09:18 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I have not been to a beech in years

    Too many nuts, too dirty

    Jellyfish all over the place

    Last time I went I got stung by a fukkin jellyfish on my ass and was jumping around like a jellybean kind of embarassing

    Also how can a guy 5-4, 245 and bald go to the beach??

    I look like a dick
    Coach have you ever considered a career in poetry?
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  11. 08-07-13 09:26 PM #11
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    Robert moses, gilgo,cedar, long beach,Jones beach
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  12. 08-07-13 09:29 PM #12
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    Tao Beach at the Venetian. I can get a free cabana on non-event weekdays!
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  13. 08-07-13 09:36 PM #13
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    Malibu, Marina del Rey, Huntington, Redondo, Santa Barbara, etc etc etc
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  14. 08-07-13 09:38 PM #14
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    I hate jellyfish

    Reason I don't go to beaches
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  15. 08-07-13 09:41 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by frogsrangers View Post
    I hate jellyfish

    Reason I don't go to beaches

    frogger with all of your pokemon accolades the beaches must come to you!

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  16. 08-07-13 09:47 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Malibu, Marina del Rey, Huntington, Redondo, Santa Barbara, etc etc etc
    This. Went to the east coast(ny, Boston) last year and had a blast, but those are not beaches. Want to see a beach come to so cal.
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  17. 08-07-13 09:49 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ralphie Halves View Post
    Tao Beach at the Venetian. I can get a free cabana on non-event weekdays!
    Hook a fellow poster up then. Never been to a Vegas pool before. Heard they're intense.
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  18. 08-07-13 10:05 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by jnickell100 View Post
    This. Went to the east coast(ny, Boston) last year and had a blast, but those are not beaches. Want to see a beach come to so cal.
    Depends where you go. Been to Hermosa and Coronado. Much the same as any Delaware beach though Californian waters much colder.
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  19. 08-07-13 10:10 PM #19
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    I go to the sandbar on Torch Lake.

    No salt. No sharks. Caribbean blue.
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  20. 08-07-13 10:20 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I go to the sandbar on Torch Lake.

    No salt. No sharks. Caribbean blue.
    My niqqa.

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  21. 08-07-13 11:15 PM #21
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    Geula Beach in Jerusalem and Aviv in Tel Aviv, also the Hilton in Tel Aviv.
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  22. 08-07-13 11:16 PM #22
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    Anyone man over 25 going to be a beech around NJ area is labeled a jerkoff
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  23. 08-08-13 12:20 AM #23
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    Venice or El Porto usually although thank god I was up in Carpenteria when that nut job started mowing people down on the boardwalk.
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  24. 08-08-13 12:36 AM #24
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    Santa Cruz, CA
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  25. 08-08-13 12:51 AM #25
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    Waimea, North Shore, Walls, Diamond Head, Magic Island.

    Next stop Yi-Lan in Taiwan.
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  26. 08-08-13 05:47 AM #26
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    Best beaches in southern cal, Italy, Hawaii
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  27. 08-08-13 06:07 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Bethany

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  28. 08-08-13 06:07 AM #28
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    Move to FL. We have the best beaches in the World. My fav is Fernandina Beach, north of Jax. I am ten minutes away. Never traffic. Always a place to park. FL is the best. Plus they allow dogs.
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  29. 08-08-13 06:13 AM #29
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    Ocean City Maryland....Love those Thrasher fries on the board walk.
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  30. 08-08-13 06:28 AM #30
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    Cape Henlopen Beach in Lewes DE. No smoking now so no cig butts on the beach. There are some trashy people who do it anyway but few and far between.
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  31. 08-08-13 07:03 AM #31
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    Cowboy boots don't mix with beaches.

    I prefer a muddy slough beach. Plucking ducks with my ten gauge.
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  32. 08-08-13 07:45 AM #32
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    Thought this was a big bear thread for a second
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  33. 08-08-13 08:47 AM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Dogs View Post
    Ocean City Maryland....Love those Thrasher fries on the board walk.

    Ocean City MD is the worst. Its pretty much Glen Burnie gone to the beach.
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  34. 08-08-13 09:12 AM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by sourtwist View Post
    Thought this was a big bear thread for a second
    never fukkin heard of you pal


    Myrtle Beach, SC is the best beach on the east coast
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  35. 08-08-13 09:21 AM #35
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    What makes a beach special anyway?

    Water is water, and sand is sand.
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