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    Movie review: THE CONJURING



    I give it 4 stars out of 5.


    Based on a true story out of Paranormal investigators/ Demonoligists, Ed + Lorraine Warrens' top secret files.


    I have been a life long Horror fan. The trailer and advance publicity almost made me too afraid to enter a theater to see it. This is the creep show to see. "The Conjuring" grabs you with a really terrifying prologue, we meet the husband and wife experts on the paranormal.

    Then in 1971, a family with 5 daughters moves into a large rural house. The place quickly reveals its evil self. The supernatural events in the house are believable and frightening. The cast is excellent, the struggle against dark forces is brought so real by the hearts and minds of the living characters.

    Most exciting visual effect involves a sheet blown from a clothesline.

    You won't be bored for a second.






    Folks...EVIL IS REAL.


    Both The Devil and God exist!


    THANK-YOU, JESUS CHRIST FOR SAVING OUR SOULS FROM THE SNARES OF THE DEVIL!!!




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    Andrea Perron June 30, 2013 at 3:09 am ( daughter)




    Dear Herner ~ On behalf of my entire family, thank you for the fine and balanced reporting in this article. For the purpose of clarification, “The Conjuring” IS based on a “true story”…our story. However, the film is not based on my trilogy “House of Darkness House of Light”. It is, instead, based upon the case files of Ed & Lorraine Warren. They conducted an investigation of our home between 1973-74 and the movie tells our story from their perspective. I welcome the inclusion of the video which involves my mother, as it introduces your readers to her in a way which will enhance their appreciation of the film. There is no conceivable way to condense what we as a family endured in the farmhouse into a two-hour motion picture but James (Wan) captured the essence of it and for this I will remain eternally grateful. I’ll tell you what’s scary — turning your life story over to strangers with the stroke of a pen on a contract. Mortified by the notion, I took the ultimate leap of faith. Though Mrs. Warren and I both provided the studio with more information than they could handle, the screenwriters had much to pick & choose from, amalgamating it into a cohesive rendering which I am proud of, having been privileged to see it as a private screening last March. The film is amazing and nothing anyone expects. It is a fair reflection of the chaos and danger we faced at the farm. The entire true story is chronicled in the books but the movie stands alone as a work of art — not fiction. There are liberties taken and a few discrepancies but overall, it is what it claims to be — based on a true story, believe it or not. Please feel free to contact me should you have any questions or comments and once again, thank you for your fair and consistent treatment in this piece. Yours in spirit ~ Andrea

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    Back to posting other people's movie reviews?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRiflpussy View Post
    I have been a life long Horror fan. The trailer and advance publicity almost made me too afraid to enter a theater to see it.
    Or was it the fact that it wasn't held in a theater playing gay porn?
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    The True Story Of Annabelle, The Haunted Doll From THE CONJURING



    http://badassdigest.com/2013/07/23/the-true-story-of-annabelle-the-haunted-doll-from-the-conjuring/


    Annabelle is real.

    One of the creepiest parts of the truly scary The Conjuring is the evil possessed doll Annabelle, who makes up the cornerstone of Ed and Lorraine Warren's spooky museum of trophies. Director James Wan redesigned Annabelle for the movie, giving her a much more disturbing appearance, but in real life Annabelle was just your run of the mill Raggedy Ann doll.

    Donna got Annabelle from her mother in 1970; mom bought the used doll at a hobby store. Donna was a college student at the time, and living with a roommate named Angie, and at first neither thought the doll was anything special. But over time they noticed Annabelle seemed to move on her own; at first it was really subtle, just changes in position, the kinds of things that could be written off as the doll being jostled. But the movement increased, and within a few weeks it seemed to become fully mobile. The girls would leave the apartment with Annabelle on Donna's bed and return home to find it on the couch.

    Their friend Lou hated the doll. He thought there was something deeply wrong with it, something evil, but the girls were modern women and didn't believe that sort of thing. There must be an explanation, they reasoned. But soon Annabelle's actions got even weirder - Donna began to find pieces of parchment paper in the house with messages written on it. "Help us," they would say, or "Help Lou." Just to make the whole thing that much creepier nobody in the house had parchment paper. Where the hell was it coming from?

    The escalation continued. One night Donna returned home to find Annabelle in her bed, with blood on her hands. The blood - or some sort of red liquid - seemed to be coming from the doll itself. That was enough; Donna finally agreed to bring in a medium. The sensitive sat with the doll and told the girls that long before their apartment complex had been built there had been a field on that property. A seven year old girl named Annabelle Higgins had been found dead in that field. Her spirit remained, and when the doll came into the house the girl latched on to it. She found Donna and Angie to be trustworthy. She just wanted to stay with them. She wanted to be safe with them.

    Being sweet, nurturing types - they were both nursing students - Donna and Angie agreed to let Annabelle stay with them. And that's when all hell broke loose.

    Lou started having bad dreams, dreams where Annabelle was in his bed, climbing up his leg as he lay frozen, sliding up his chest to his neck and closing her stuffed hands around his throat, choking him out. He would wake up terrified, head pounding like all blood had been cut off to his brain. He was freaking out. He was worried about the girls.

    A few days later he and Angie were hanging out, planning a road trip, when they heard someone moving around in Donna's room. They froze - was it a break in? Was there an intruder in the apartment? Lou crept over to the door, listening to rustling within. He threw open the door and everything was as it should be - except Annabelle was off the bed and sitting in a corner.

    As he approached the doll Lou was consumed with that feeling, a burning on the back of the neck that indicates someone was staring at you and he spun around. Nobody was there. The room was empty. And then sudden pain on his chest. He looked in his shirt and saw a series of raking claw marks, rough ditches in his flesh that burned. He knew Annabelle had done it.

    The weird claw marks began healing almost immediately. They were totally gone in two days. They were like no wounds any of them had ever seen before. They knew they needed more help, and they turned to an Episcopalian priest, who in turned called in Ed and Lorraine Warren.
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    It didn't take the Warrens long to come to their conclusion: there was no ghost in this case. There was an inhuman spirit - a demon - attached to the doll. But they warned that the doll wasn't possessed; demons don't possess things, only people. It was clinging to the doll, manipulating it, in order to give the impression of a haunting. The target was really Donna's soul.


    A priest performed an exorcism on the apartment and the Warrens took possession of the doll. They put it in a bag and began the long drive home; Ed agreed to stay off the highways because there was a concern that the demon might penetrate with the car, and at 65 miles an hour that would be disastrous. And sure enough, as they drove on the back roads, the engine kept cutting out, the power steering kept failing and even the brakes gave them trouble. Ed opened the bag, sprinkled the doll with holy water and the disturbances stopped... for the moment.


    Ed left the doll next to his desk; it began levitating. That happened a couple of times and then it seemed to just quit, finally laying quiet. But in a couple of weeks Annabelle was back to her old tricks; she started appearing in different rooms in the Warren home. Sensing that the doll was ramping back up the Warrens called in a Catholic priest to exorcise Annabelle. The priest didn't take it seriously, telling Annabelle "You're just a doll. You can't hurt anyone!" Big mistake: on his way home the priest's brakes failed, and his car was totaled in a horrible accident. He survived.


    Eventually the Warrens built a locked case for Annabelle, and she resides there to this day. The locked case seems to have kept the doll from moving around, but it seems like that whatever terrible entity is attached to it is still there, waiting. Biding its time. Ready for the day when it can again be free.

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    Go steal some more movie reviews.

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    been hearing this is a good one to see

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    it is good... a throw back scary movie

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    Probably going to go watch it tomorrow. Looking forward to it

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    Seen Pacifac Rim in 3D on saturday pretty good movie was eyeing the Conjuring but you know would have gotten nagged all night from the old bag

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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    both display pure evil....but the Conjuring has an 150 yr old wrinkly hag as the main attraction, while Shine a Light has 2 70 yr old wrinkly hags as main attractions. Either way, it's not a pretty sight.

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    "Unless you believe, you will not understand"

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRifleman View Post

    I give it 4 stars out of 5.
    I give you 0 out of 50 stars

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    Quote Originally Posted by horja1 View Post
    I give you 0 out of 50 stars
    who are you, little boy?

    Oh, it's so easy......you must be a God hating, Satan-loving, America hating, Communist Manifesto worshiping, homosexual, dime-a-dozen loser leftist.


    you can't make these things UP!!

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    My friends have been saying it's REALLY GOOD. And they never like anything. This must be worth the price of admission.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRifleman View Post
    who are you, little boy?

    Oh, it's so easy......you must be a God hating, Satan-loving, America hating, Communist Manifesto worshiping, homosexual, dime-a-dozen loser leftist.


    you can't make these things UP!!
    At least he doesn't copy movie reviews and pass them off as his own like you've been known to do.

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    Saw this yesterday, it was very good and a perfect mix of the amityville horror and the exorcist

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    the exorcist is the best scary movie all time even the title song tubular bells was awesome even now when I hear the song I got goose bumps and I look left and right...

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    I can't wait to check this movie out... probably this weekend.

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    Not too bad.
    Just got back from watching it.

    Go ahead and give it a shot. Not crazy good, but it was worth a 6 buck matinee.
    Fun little movie.

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    Heard two reviews about it.

    One told me it was scary as shit. The other told me it sucked.

    I'll pass because I believe the guy who said it sucked.

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