1. 06-15-13 01:49 PM #1
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    Ever had a colon cleanse?

    Scam right?
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  2. 06-15-13 01:49 PM #2
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    doesnt it self-cleanse?
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  3. 06-15-13 01:52 PM #3
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    shitty topic. i know

    btw- If you need stool softener I recommend Magnesium tablets $7.00 from health stores.
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  4. 06-15-13 01:56 PM #4
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    mine gets cleansed everytime i eat taco bell
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  5. 06-15-13 01:59 PM #5
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    Gay comments from SBR's gay mafia in 3...2...1
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  6. 06-15-13 01:59 PM #6
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    Recently had an interesting experience with a new girl at one of the leading agencies.

    Greek was on the menu, and who am I to argue.

    A little hesitation at my size (I'm not big, but I guess a little big for easy anal), but a little lubing and laughing and in he goes.

    A couple of times.

    Until I pull junior out, and there it is: shit on my dick.

    All I could think of was that corny prison line: "blood on my knife or shit on my dick." Never really hit home before then.

    But looking at that young pussy with a dash of crap on it made me, well... A bit less amorous.

    Still managed to do the deed, and proud of myself for my valiant perseverence. And truth be told, the girl's as well. But i'm not sure I'll get over that mental image anytime soon.

    So, for now... I'm strictly a pussy man, and happier for it.
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  7. 06-15-13 02:00 PM #7
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    sorry for sharing my GFE
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  8. 06-15-13 02:42 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Gay comments from SBR's gay mafia in 3...2...1
    Centy who's colon needs a cleansing more you or saintser?
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  9. 06-15-13 03:32 PM #9
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    I gave drinker a colon cleansing........with my sperm
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  10. 06-15-13 03:59 PM #10
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    smoker


    smokers two inch cok isnt reaching anyones colon
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  11. 06-15-13 04:06 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    smoker


    smokers two inch cok isnt reaching anyones colon
    my sperm did

    Im a shooter

    Your ass got cleansed bro
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  12. 06-15-13 06:59 PM #12
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    Smokie I feel pure after our cleanse retreat

    No pain no gain
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  13. 06-15-13 08:07 PM #13
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    I did just today

    Had Cubs-Mets over 7.5


    Cubs left 15 MEN ON BASE
    9th inning bases loaded NOBODY OUT
    fly ball to score center...trap? no trap?
    Mets turn 8-4-3-2 force play at home....

    Cubs don't score
    lands on 7...


    My Colon was cleaned out by a     dick up the ass
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  14. 06-15-13 09:13 PM #14
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    Cubs are doodoos
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  15. 06-15-13 09:21 PM #15
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    Cubs attract sperm
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  16. 06-16-13 01:29 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Let's Go Rangers View Post
    I did just today

    Had Cubs-Mets over 7.5


    Cubs left 15 MEN ON BASE
    9th inning bases loaded NOBODY OUT
    fly ball to score center...trap? no trap?
    Mets turn 8-4-3-2 force play at home....

    Cubs don't score
    lands on 7...


    My Colon was cleaned out by a     dick up the ass
    Now THAT was funny!
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  17. 06-16-13 03:41 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by marcoloco View Post
    mine gets cleansed everytime i eat taco bell
    ...my friends wanted T Bell the other day before a midnight premiere. I told them that's fine, I will stop there and you guys can go inside and eat and I will be eating my Arby's inside of Taco Bell
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  19. 06-16-13 07:58 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaTopMoron View Post
    ...my friends wanted T Bell the other day before a midnight premiere. I told them that's fine, I will stop there and you guys can go inside and eat and I will be eating my Arby's inside of Taco Bell
    cool story

    arbys is the worst fast food by far
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  20. 06-16-13 08:12 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    cool story

    arbys is the worst fast food by far
    thats not what you said about my roast beef
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  21. 06-16-13 08:55 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    thats not what you said about my roast beef
    smoker what can i say....i didnt mean to turn your butt into meat curtains it just happened
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  22. 06-16-13 08:58 PM #22
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    Drdrinker why are my balls black
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  23. 06-16-13 09:06 PM #23
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    Yes and you feel much better after. You watch what comes out in a tube.
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  24. 06-16-13 09:18 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    smoker what can i say....i didnt mean to turn your butt into meat curtains it just happened
    That was your butt in the mirror rueyey

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  25. 06-17-13 03:33 AM #25
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    Smokie is busy

    I'm cleaning his colon at the moment
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  26. 06-17-13 05:12 AM #26
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    Tony you will always be reciever
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  27. 06-17-13 11:36 AM #27
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    Smokie I'm your quarterback

    Smokie you play center

    Smokie that's my hands between your legs

    Smokie I play quarterback ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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  28. 06-17-13 11:48 AM #28
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    Not a scam.
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  29. 06-17-13 11:48 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Smokie I'm your quarterback

    Smokie you play center

    Smokie that's my hands between your legs

    Smokie I play quarterback ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    bobby you catch my balls
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  30. 06-17-13 01:37 PM #30
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    Bibby I'm your quarterback

    I will pound it in behind your ass
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  31. 06-17-13 05:34 PM #31
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    Smoker has the cleanest colon in the USA

    Smoker gets his colon sprayed out three times a day at $5 a pop
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  32. 06-17-13 06:05 PM #32
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    Eat a bag of Chia seeds and wash it down with a milkshake from Sonic. You'll be shitting out things you ate when you were a kid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Eat a bag of Chia seeds and wash it down with a milkshake from Sonic. You'll be shitting out things you ate when you were a kid.
    vomit
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    Fuk karmas a bitch my laptop died don't feel like goin to get the charger so now I have to do this shit mobile. Oh well I'll enjoy the extra 10**wulfhowser
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  35. 06-17-13 08:27 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Fuk karmas a bitch my laptop died don't feel like goin to get the charger so now I have to do this shit mobile. Oh well I'll enjoy the extra 10**wulfhowser
    smoker sharp as a fukkin rusty pitchfork
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