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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    You have to be fukkin kiddin' me.

    At first I thought you fukked up, but it's a "same game parlay", "SGP"

    Nice hit, really, but ho lee shit on those odds.

    You have a +130, +120, +130 parlay here. Let's walk through it...

    $100 bet on the +130 brings back $230.
    Bet that $230 on the +120 and bring back $276 + the original 230 for $506.
    Bet that $506 on the final +130 and it wins $657.80 + the original $506 for a total payout of $1163.80.

    That's +1063.8 payout.

    And you are saying you got +650 WITH the 50% odds boost.

    Like I said in that other thread. These aren't bookmakers they are marketing companies.

    Now I recognize that it's a same game parlay and we could consider correlations in the odds, but even so, what's really happening here is that they are shorting the odds so much on the payout that they can add a "50% 'Profit' Boost" and still be ridiculous.

    Unreal.

    Un Fukkin Real.
    Funny you should post this.

    After I bet it i even said to myself "I don't think I'm getting the right price here, there must be some hidden juice or something"
    I usually calculate those things out before hand, I was busy.

    Long story short, you're right, I got shorted.
    Moral of the story, work things out before betting.

    Good eye dude.

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    Pretty big day yesterday in MLB, for all the Funds. Contrarian Fund with a good sweep.

    The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has picked up...

    963 29-May PHI +101

    This is a BM line.

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    Here, let me provide some context for that last GIF...

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    I like the Cubbies this afternoon.
    What do the KVB funds say?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    I like the Cubbies this afternoon.
    What do the KVB funds say?
    I have a no vig line of CHW -139.6, 58.26%

    Cubs over +140 was the better deal for sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    I have a no vig line of CHW -139.6, 58.26%

    Cubs over +140 was the better deal for sure.
    I got +142, I thought the price was right, I thought I'd ask somebody that really knew what they were doing their opinion.


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    They call this hand the coldest of all the stone cold nuts.








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    It never gets old watching this



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    Oh wow royal flush nasher

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    I thought of you today Dags.

    I played poker against a guy who's screen name was Mr.Dangles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    I thought of you today Dags.

    I played poker against a guy who's screen name was Mr.Dangles.
    I bet that guy smelled good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I bet that guy smelled good.
    Probably just like chicken.

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    Happy Memorial ‘Fly Me’ crew! We made pigs of ourselves yesterday at a friend’s BBQ, so today, we went ‘keto’. Banana/Oatmeal blueberry waffles for breakfast, and cucumber/salmon rollups, ‘Kalifornia’ (with krab) rolls, & a grilled salmon ‘Bento Box’ for dinner.

    Saw that ‘Royal Flush’ a few posts ago - nice!

    Hope everybody’s winning…..

    Sorry, forgot the ‘Fawk You, J.J.’

    #WheresFidels

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Oh wow royal flush nasher
    I know, when the turn card came up Jack of Hearts, which Cooper (the Wonder Dog) is the The Jack Russell of hearts, I looked down at my hand, had to look again, realized I turned the Royal Straight Flush, and pooped myself.

    That's my screen name, 2jackscz.

    Two Jack (Russell Terriers)
    C ooper
    Z ippy

    Zippy we had to put down, and along came Tessie Dog, who I now call "Stretchy"

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    I think I know Nasher’s bank pw now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I think I know Nasher’s bank pw now.
    My psw is poopymcscoopy

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    FM Crew!.
    All Da Best!!!

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    The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has picked up...

    920 May 30 OAK +158
    921 May 30 KC +139



    Been a party at my place since Friday, kids have people sleeping over all weekend.
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    Welp


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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    It never gets old watching this


    that was awesome

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    Quote Originally Posted by smokenjoke View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post


    God! She is so awesome! Best I can do 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes…..



    Happy Memorial Day ‘Fly Me’ crew!

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    On this date, exactly ten years ago, 5/30/2012, my dad passed on.

    He was a 30-year career military engineer, this being Memorial Day and all, is this a coincidence?
    I'm not so sure.
    I'm not so sure there is such a thing as conscience.
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    My condolences Nasher. You are a good man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy View Post


    God! She is so awesome! Best I can do 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes…..



    Happy Memorial Day ‘Fly Me’ crew!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    On this date, exactly ten years ago, 5/30/2012, my dad passed on.

    He was a 30-year career military engineer, this being Memorial Day and all, is this a coincidence?
    I'm not so sure.
    I'm not so sure there is such a thing as conscience.
    I bet he was a good man, Nasher.

    And a great farter father!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I bet he was a good man, Nasher.

    And a great farter father!
    He was Dags. on both counts.
    Great dad. and I don't even have to reach for a joke here, he was, and I'm not kidding either, a world class farter.

    Dad was Polish, Mom was Italian, my Mom was a great cook.

    You know what happens when you mix Italian cuisine with Polish?
    Yep, sparks will fly.

    Dad used to rip what I call these 'thunder farts'
    They were heard in the next county, and you could smell them in the next state.

    Dad taught Jr. well.
    Yes he did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    My condolences Nasher. You are a good man.
    Thank you sir, and you are a good man as well.
    Certain things you can sense even if it's just the internet,

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Thank you sir, and you are a good man as well.
    Certain things you can sense even if it's just the internet,
    BG a good guy.

    That’s why we’re trying to find him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    BG a good guy.

    That’s why we’re trying to find him.
    Please Diggity, please. I’m running out of Jack’s Abby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    BG a good guy.

    That’s why we’re trying to find him.
    While we're at it, let's try to round up, Waldo, Fideles, and Carmen Sandiego.

    Where in the world is Carment Sandiego?

    Wow! That was fast.
    NYR draw first blood on an early 1st period PP goal.

    Not really a Rangers fan, but their fans are loyal.
    Have to respect loyal fans.

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