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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    I still love you pal.

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    Dags?

    Kayla Braxton, yes or no?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Alright bitches, I have another NHL play...

    13 5-Jun CAR/TB OVER 5.5 (+118)
    ...
    Winner, Bitches!!!!!!!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Winner, Bitches!!!!!!!!!!!

    Solid af

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Solid af

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Winner, Bitches!!!!!!!!!!!

    Solid milkers

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    Here we go, Atlanta is the bouncing play today, will 2x in teh contest...

    The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has picked up...

    910 5-Jun ATL +117
    911 CHI +143

    Backbone play. We could see Texas comeback now.

    Let's fukkin go!!!!

    The order today...

    910 5-Jun ATL +117
    911 CHI +143
    920 TEX +137



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    Another thing I noticed, that atlanta line was pretty consisten everywhere, no little variations.

    Something I haven't talked much about but it's a good sign.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Another thing I noticed, that atlanta line was pretty consisten everywhere, no little variations.

    Something I haven't talked much about but it's a good sign.

    I tend to agree.
    I never like to see lines yo-yo.
    Funky line movements scare me.

    Your pal Nasher just put a double sawbuck on Essential Quality.

    I may mess around with a couple of exactas.
    We'll see.

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    Did this too...

    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Not making an omelette today but here's another multi sport, multi day parlay.

    Rolling with the Atlanta Braves today and then the Los Angeles Clippers tomorrow.

    We just need each team to win...

    1 unit
    Parlay per bet
    910 5-Jun ATL +117
    574 6-Jun LAC -252
    ----Pays +2.031

    Let's go!!!

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    Good news KVB

    Care to take a guess as to what that is?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Good news KVB

    Care to take a guess as to what that is?
    It's one of four things...

    You took a shit.
    You generated a winner
    You cooked up something awesome
    You got a med refill.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    Tipper Brannan..."It only Smells" photoset from Zishy productions....hairy pubic mound?......hot geeky nerdy hippy chick?......Weird Boner?.......DAMN I BELCHED!...











    God, I LOVE Saint Archer's IPA! Was getting all hot & bothered just thinking about wrapping my lips around a frosty mug of one. Luckily, I kept scrolling down and this hairy hippie hag tamped down my boner I was getting.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    I tend to agree.
    I never like to see lines yo-yo.
    Funky line movements scare me.

    Your pal Nasher just put a double sawbuck on Essential Quality.

    I may mess around with a couple of exactas.
    We'll see.
    Wait, I take all those back.

    I guess that you won some horse bets.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy View Post


    God, I LOVE Saint Archer's IPA! Was getting all hot & bothered just thinking about wrapping my lips around a frosty mug of one. Luckily, I kept scrolling down and this hairy hippie hag tamped down my boner I was getting.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    It's one of four things...

    You took a shit.
    You generated a winner
    You cooked up something awesome
    You got a med refill.

    #1 (was a #2)
    #2 is pending
    #3 not yet, but thinking salmon
    #4 no refills for a week. (I get 12 scripts staggers twice monthly)

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Wait, I take all those back.

    I guess that you won some horse bets.

    I got the chalk in the Belmont Stakes..
    about 18 minutes to post yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Good news KVB

    Care to take a guess as to what that is?
    Hmmm, I made 5 guesses.

    What ever could it be?


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    Meanwhile, down on the farm.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy View Post
    Meanwhile, down on the farm.....
    To be fair, she asked the dog first and he was like...

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    I got the chalk in the Belmont Stakes..
    about 18 minutes to post yet.



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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post

    Your pal Nasher just put a double sawbuck on Essential Quality.

    I may mess around with a couple of exactas.
    We'll see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy View Post


    God, I LOVE Saint Archer's IPA! Was getting all hot & bothered just thinking about wrapping my lips around a frosty mug of one. Luckily, I kept scrolling down and this hairy hippie hag tamped down my boner I was getting.....

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    I also did this...

    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Picking up the UNDER in the next game...

    16 5-Jun BOS/NYI UNDER 5 (+103)

    It's about the grind.

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    ^
    You did that?

    Mrs. KVB is going to be pissed.

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    She's delicious.

    But we have a fukkin problem here.

    There's a delay in Atlanta.

    This is not good.


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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Unreal inbound dime from KD<a href="https://t.co/TEgRHzj5K4">pic.twitter.com/TEgRHzj5K4</a></p>&mdash; Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) <a href="https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1401326682275987460?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >June 5, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

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    Atlanta, Atlanta, Atlanta.


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    OMG

    The Lily commercial.

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    Nasher!!!!!!!!!!!!

    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Essential Quality wins the Belmont Stakes <a href="https://twitter.com/betthehorses?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@betth ehorses</a> <a href="https://t.co/wundZbEctZ">pic.twitter.com/wundZbEctZ</a></p>&mdash; Barstool Sportsbook (@BSSportsbook) <a href="https://twitter.com/BSSportsbook/status/1401312186648117251?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >June 5, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
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    Corky Thomorino is now 2 and 16 in his last 18.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    Tipper Brannan..."It only Smells" photoset from Zishy productions....hairy pubic mound?......hot geeky nerdy hippy chick?......Weird Boner?.......DAMN I BELCHED!...









    bump for Mr. Nash......you were supposed to get back to me, pal...

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    Nasher????

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    He’s probably pooping right now.

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