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    Or maybe a shot glass.

    Anyone collect shot glasses?


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    The say there's a mold of Auto Donk there somewhere, can you see it?


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    Oh silly me, she found it no problem...


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    A note from the office down the street from the museum...


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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    One time, high school....

    lol.

    No, seriously, there was this upperclassmen in high school, a black guy, tremendous athlete super cool, had a cousin in that made it to the NFL, he almost made it, then got injured.

    One time, in the locker room, he came walking out of the shower, no towel. Now idea the how big, but it seems like it hung to his knees.

    No joke, no homo.
    You sound like a homo, no homo.

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    talking about black guys cacks in the John?

    Sorry KVB.

    But you get deducted points for that one.

    Especially since there is a BLM movement.

    You insensitive jerk! Lol

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    Won a little last night. Two small bets for tonight ChiSox and Dbacks/Padres over 8. Go go go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post

    You sound like a homo, no homo.
    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    talking about black guys cacks in the John?

    Sorry KVB.

    But you get deducted points for that one.

    Especially since there is a BLM movement.

    You insensitive jerk! Lol


    Dude shocked everyone in the locker room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    One time, high school....

    lol.

    No, seriously, there was this upperclassmen in high school, a black guy, tremendous athlete super cool, had a cousin in that made it to the NFL, he almost made it, then got injured.

    One time, in the locker room, he came walking out of the shower, no towel. Now idea the how big, but it seems like it hung to his knees.

    No joke, no homo.
    KVB, why didn’t you measure it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    KVB, why didn’t you measure it?
    What, my estimate not good enough?

    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    ...it seems like it hung to his knees....

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    I wonder what she's pouring today...

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    KVB no, we don’t know how tall he was.

    If he was a midget like Fidels then being hung to his knees not all that impressive.

    Right??

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    KVB no, we don’t know how tall he was.

    If he was a midget like Fidels then being hung to his knees not all that impressive.

    Right??
    Well, he did almost make it to the NFL, so there's that.

    But I must beg to differ here. A schlong that reaches a man's knees, no matter his height, is bound to be impressive.

    Amirite?

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    We still talking about cawks hanging below the knee?


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    Not anymore, DDD, we're talking about ass now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Not anymore, DDD, we're talking about ass now...
    Oh I see


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    I wish my chair had a tongue

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    The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has picked up...

    953 24-Jul Det +161
    959 KC +195

    Let's get this market rolling and perhaps get an Aggressive Trader Fund out of it as well, like the NBA.


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    The KVB MLB Contarian Fund has added...

    969 24-Jul PIT +164



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    another Friday with fury


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    Did you guys shit today?

    If so, how many times?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Did you guys shit today?

    If so, how many times?
    Yes three times, all across the country...

    The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund after 3 plays...

    24-Jul Det +161 -1
    KC +195 -1
    PIT +164 -1
    Fri -3
    And so it begins.

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    Saturday Selections

    NYY
    ARI

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    The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has picked up...

    906 25-Jul CHW +105
    907 PIT +142
    911 MIA +162
    922 NYM +107

    Good Luck.

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    I think she was trying to warn us about the Covid-19 event ahead of time, running from a black swan and all..

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    ARight?

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    i have my arms open to the screen

    add on

    DET

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    RIP


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    Quote Originally Posted by turtledoves View Post
    i have my arms open to the screen

    add on

    DET
    Detroit a strong play.

    I have them yesterday and have them outright winning the game today in the raw forecast. It is just not quite triggering for the Contrarian Fund.

    Yet.

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    Here's the KVB MLB Contrarian Fund after 2 days and 7 plays...

    25-Jul CHW +105 1.05
    PIT +142 -1
    MIA +162 -1
    NYM +107 -1
    Sat -1.95
    Fri -3
    Total -4.95

    Streaky and volatile, our old market friend. There were a number of plays just outside the radar that hit on Saturday. That's the phase we are in right now.


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