1. 02-05-19 11:32 PM #78086
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    Lol. AD = adhdptsdAAGA
    You cool neck!
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    https://youtu.be/MSrTnWDTdwI
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    Wait, is this points extortion?

    Edits being held for ransom?

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    RIP SmokerJoker
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    RIP SmokerJoker
    Oh well. I'm out!!!

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    So when does Fly Me #4 start?
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    Lmao , smokenjoke didn’t even edit before he blew his brains out
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    So when does Fly Me #4 start?
    this is it , once this one goes , it’s over
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  11. 02-06-19 12:07 AM #78096
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Lmao , smokenjoke didn’t even edit before he blew his brains out
    Unreal, may have taken someone out with him is well.

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    Guy is a freaking legend
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    this is it , once this one goes , it’s over
    It was a good run.
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  15. 02-06-19 12:25 AM #78100
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    Well, if this thread survived post #46, then it can survive anything...

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  16. 02-06-19 08:18 AM #78101
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I'll be honest here.

    I don't think you guys will believe me.

    But I have never eaten fruit loops out of a chick's asshole.

    True story. I swear.
    but have you ever snorted coke from a chick's asshole?...
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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    If she cancels on you and you end up alone on Friday, just know that they make "equipment" for just this sort of thing.

    holy shit! I have one of those.... my dog AstroBear got bitten during a fight with a pack of coyotes out at the ranch, and the vet gave him one that he refused to wear.....

    when I tried it on this morning and my wife asked what are you doing, I responded "making a virtual asshole".....

    she said, "you don't need to do that".... for a split second I started to get hard, thinkin' she was gonna spread her cheeks and serve up some fruit loops!!!!

    but she immediately replied "you're already a REAL Asshole!!!"

    now I'm softer than JJ
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    wow.... I don't wanna say I'm a better creative director than whoever came up with this idea, BUT...

    look at this Alien knock off scene:




    we know in the original the creature comes out of sigorney's belly and does whatever.... how much better would the clip above have been if the alien that skull fuks her first pops our of her breast implant on one side, leaving it deflated and floppy/saggy after he finishes blowing a load down her throat via the skull fukkin?

    I'd win an oscar for that scene for sure
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    but have you ever snorted coke from a chick's asshole?...
    not only has this been crossed off my list, i've given chickis over 100 "booty bumps" during my days on this planet....

    (instead of choppin' a line across her ckeek or hole for snorting, mix that same amount of blow in a small amount of liquid, draw that into a plastic syringe, dab of liquid ky on the tip and body of the syringe and some on her bunghole, insert the syringe, pump the liquified blow into her ass..... gets in the blood stream rather quickly, and numbs the head of your dick as you ass-bang her, acting as a half-ass, but rather high priced, stay hard cream....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    wow.... I don't wanna say I'm a better creative director than whoever came up with this idea, BUT...

    look at this Alien knock off scene:




    we know in the original the creature comes out of sigorney's belly and does whatever.... how much better would the clip above have been if the alien that skull fuks her first pops our of her breast implant on one side, leaving it deflated and floppy/saggy after he finishes blowing a load down her throat via the skull fukkin?

    I'd win an oscar for that scene for sure
    no sir!......the original creature ripped out of officer Kane's (John Hurt) chest!...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    not only has this been crossed off my list, i've given chickis over 100 "booty bumps" during my days on this planet....

    (instead of choppin' a line across her ckeek or hole for snorting, mix that same amount of blow in a small amount of liquid, draw that into a plastic syringe, dab of liquid ky on the tip and body of the syringe and some on her bunghole, insert the syringe, pump the liquified blow into her ass..... gets in the blood stream rather quickly, and numbs the head of your dick as you ass-bang her, acting as a half-ass, but rather high priced, stay hard cream....
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    Good Morning everyone.

    For some reason I feel like a bowl of Fruit Loops today...out of a normal white bowl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Good Morning everyone.

    For some reason I feel like a bowl of Fruit Loops today...out of a normal white bowl.

    me too, but I'm thinkin' I'll have mine out of a black bowl....


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    Quote Originally Posted by smokenjoke View Post
    https://youtu.be/MSrTnWDTdwI
    This song was a jam.

    After listening, my skin seems darker, my hair seems curly, my dik grew, and I can now dunk a basketball.

    Still not going to walk around singing the lyrics.

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    do you smoke W or does W smoke you?
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    510 degrees, if you don't need qtips to blaze you're not doing it right
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    chlorox was poppin
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    If the altered state is normal, then normal is the altered state
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    Quote Originally Posted by turtledoves View Post
    If the altered state is normal, then normal is the altered state
    Don't fukkin remind me...lol.

    Speaking of Chlorox, what the hell happened that fateful night in Chiraq to that Empire actor?

    What do the locals think? Details are shifty in that one.
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    haven't heard much. happened a short walk from me in a rich area where there aren't violent crimes. shit happens in a hood like that and they will crack down.
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    impeachment risks in the market, is that being factored in? thought of the day
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    gonna read more about genetic testing/markers and try to find an investment in that world
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    thinking kvb might be a scam artist after he was trying to plug pot water
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    found out Joe goes to my favourite steak spot all the time
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    Not sure what you're talking about, but I'll give it a go...


    Quote Originally Posted by turtledoves View Post
    do you smoke W or does W smoke you?
    If by W you mean White Rhino, I can say that I am smoking it now, right now...lol.

    White Rhino is a hybrid of White Widow and an unknown North American indica strain, creating a bushy and stout plant. The buds give off a strong and heady high. The plant's parentage hails from Afghanistan, Brazil, and India. White Rhino is one of the best types of marijuana for medicinal use since it has such a high THC content.


    Quote Originally Posted by turtledoves View Post
    510 degrees, if you don't need qtips to blaze you're not doing it right
    All I can figure is that you are burning the 510 thread vape cartridge too long and it's leaking out of the bottom towards the battery. Prolly need a qtip to clean it out.

    I have a little spray bottle full of 90% isopropyl to hit the qtip with.

    Hope I got the right answers.

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