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    CARDS!! WOOO

    rip, my favorite song

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    I saw him play live with Dave Koz at the Ironstone Vineyards...an amphitheater at a winery...great place for shows.




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    Cancer is a str8 up bitch

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    Hi Lisa!...It's me, Manny!...aka Da' Manster!...number one handicapper on SBR!...


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    Donald and Hillary go into a bakery on the campaign trail. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald, "See how sneaky I am? The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie. I will definitely win the election."

    Then Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life; trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result without cheating."

    Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. Trump swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that, too. The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?"

    Trump replies, "Look in Hillary’s pocket".

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    ^^^...good one, KVB!

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    A: The Captain's log!

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    Manny, why did you decline the contest ?
    win or lose, not like ur points matter

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    A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free."

    The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"

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    what did Tommy the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?


    he wiped his ass
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    what did Tommy the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?


    he wiped his ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    what did Tommy the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?


    he wiped his ass

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    why do Jewish women love circumcised men?


    because they can't resist anything with 20% off
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    Quote Originally Posted by innovation View Post


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    Quote Originally Posted by innovation View Post
    Never use a condom more than once?

    Aw fukk.

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    Jmon, where you at? I hope all is well.




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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Jmon, where you at? I hope all is well.

    Jmon enjoying his new job , or least it looks like it to me


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Manny, why did you decline the contest ?
    win or lose, not like ur points matter
    on the contrary, my midget friend....that's exactly the reason why I declined...it's a waste of time if I win extra points because they are useless unless I go pro...don't worry, I'll donate to a charity soon!...

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    spose to be for fun and comradery man
    all good though , do what you want


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    spose to be for fun and comradery man
    all good though , do what you want

    Clint,
    It's about time I told you something...I will never leave you....you will never be alone....I will always be here for fun and the camaraderie (learn how to spell u dumb fuk!...).....anyhow getting back to the point....Clint....I AM YOUR FATHER!!!!!....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    Clint,
    It's about time I told you something...I will never leave you....you will never be alone....I will always be here for fun and the camaraderie (learn how to spell u dumb fuk!...).....anyhow getting back to the point....Clint....I AM YOUR FATHER!!!!!....

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    ^^^...post of the year, Javy!.......you come up with good shit, bro!...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    ^^^...post of the year, Javy!.......you come up with good shit, bro!...
    Gotta show love to my lil neckaz!!!
    Hows Da riva and you doing my neckż Hope all is well!!!

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