[PerfectGrape]

late night party with SnJ, still haven't made it longer than 24 hrs

dude spitting hot fire 1:15-1:30

[smokenjoke]

late night party with SnJ, still haven't made it longer than 24 hrs

dude spitting hot fire 1:15-1:30

If I make it!!! Can't go toevery party.

[smokenjoke]

[smokenjoke]

All Biggie s are the best till this day!!!
Lyrical Genius!!!

[smokenjoke]

[PerfectGrape]

threw him on the playlist, been awhile. take the champagne glass and raise it up

[PerfectGrape]

[smokenjoke]

threw him on the playlist, been awhile. take the champagne glass and raise it up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu5L8zYldX4&app=desktop


phone acting up!!!

[smokenjoke]

[PerfectGrape]

all good, thanks for the tracks G

[smokenjoke]

[smokenjoke]

'Biggie Smalls is Da wickedest!!!
if I was pu$sy
i dare y'all to stick Yo dick In this…'

[smokenjoke]

The wickedest vid was to quote on PG!!!
Phone going Kray!!!
Love You FM Peepz!!!
True Story!!!

[smokenjoke]

Biggie Smalls
"Warning"
C4 to Yo Door
no beef No Mo

[KVB]

End of the year school events dominating this week. The teachers are coming out for the springtime.



But I did offer a little early game insight...

I agree here. I have TB winning by about a run an a half, translating to value at both the opener and the current levels.

I also have a total of nearly 9.5, giving a signal on the OVER...

...I don't generally like this type of game winner alignment so early in the day, as it becomes a "parlay killer." That said, we are seeing value on the TB side with an hour to go until game time...

[PerfectGrape]

Easy over

[KVB]

Easy over

Took the OVER 8 -110 for the early MLB game. Let's get it Grapes.

Running out this morning for the the kids' school...almost summertime...

[PerfectGrape]

not an official perfectgrape mlb play, was looking for action, usually a bad sign

digging the jam, gonna say no to nugs today

praying to the man upstairs for tsonga under 33.5 to close out a par

[Auto Donk]

described those balls in great detail for someone acting offended, man code calls to look away quickly

there's a saying about train wrecks, something about "it's like watching a train wreck" and "not being able to look away"....

that little bear's junk, including that stubbly nut sack, is indeed a train wreck.....

ps... man code applies to viewing nature and the animal kingdom?

[PerfectGrape]

Donk stepping into the burn factory, might need to put on sunscreen when you log onto SBR. of course it applies, chapter 3. never thought i'd have to check Donk on man code. you're the first person who's ever commented on the pubes, most people just laugh at the shock value. sorry it wasn't up to standard to the usual schlongs you check out all the time. just kidding brotha

[Auto Donk]

grape, you need to watch this... "I think you might be..... I got a feeling that you might be....." (sang to the tune of Luke Nasty's latest song)




I got a feeling that you might be.......



obviously, insert "gay" for "high"

[PerfectGrape]

must have been those figure skating lessons when i was a kid

[Auto Donk]

I think the trauma laid down on me by that bear had to do with one time as a kid, riding along in one of our pastures with my Grandfather, my sister and I were sitting in the bed of the truck, on the wheel wells, as we drove around lookin' at the cattle, a little situation arose that forever impacts me today when surprise, unexpected kahk suddenly appears....

that day long ago, right as we pull up alongside my Grandfather's big ass Hereford bull, the f'n bull decides to mount a cow, and right in front of my sis and I, and my little brother -- ten feet away at most -- he rares up on two legs to mount the cow, his f'n four to five-foot schlong comes flying out of its sheath, giz flying from the outset, spraying everywhere, and the bull buries it into the cow in one fell swoop..... although half his load was wasted, the other gallon or two most assuredly did the f'n trick..... no pumping, just one huge simultaneous movement, synchronized to perfection through obvious years of practice and execution.....

my sister screams and about shits in her pants, while my brother and I are laffing our asses off at the bull we affectionately called "Red Arrow" after that traumatizing event..... Seeing how bad my sister was shaken by the event tho, kinda rubbed off on me, and now I cringe like she did that day anytime a nasty lookin' tool suddenly appears unexpectedly......

also, it wasn't so much a violation of man code, but rather a demonstration of how my distorted mind works....

after the initial shock factor, I immediately focused on what kind of sick fuk would draw a five o'clock shadowish-stubble on bear nuts? He looked like he really took his time..... carefully placing each f'n pube as it grew back from a "porn star" trim the bear had obviously received, compared to the length of my own such stubble right now, about four days prior.....

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Happy Tuesday!!!

[Fidel_CashFlow]

[KVB]

Once again my forecasts give Oklahoma City the win over Golden State Warriors. I have OKC beating GSW by a whopping 13 points while the non-predictive less sophisticated numbers will give OKC a win by about 6 points.

So the numbers give OKC a bigger win than the last game and we can see, based on the last game, that these numbers are a bit skewed. That said; remember that these same forecasts were all giving OKC the win even before last game’s blowout.

The value is with OKC here, both despite and because of the strong (and legitimate) public support for the Warriors.

As far as the totals, the line sits right about where bettors are using averages and non-predictive stats…222.

My forecasts give roughly a 224 point game, at the current line it is difficult for me to ascertain any value on the total and a total conclusion, if any, may have to come from other angles.

I will likely pass on the total and end up pressing that winning OKC bet from last game. While I like the timeless story line of the Warriors getting knocked down, then forced to respond, I get nervous when a team has to and is expected to emerge from that responding position in consecutive matches. The Warriors have gone to the well in game two, came up with some water, can they go to that same well twice?

My thoughts are that they won’t, but hey, this is the Warriors.

Good Luck.

[KVB]

Took the OVER 8 -110 for the early MLB game...

On the bright side, I made the first WNBA bets of the season...

[KVB]

I need to bounce again even though I still have some capping to do.

[JMon]

INTERNET: 5 Team Parlay risk 100.00 win 1185.22

952 Nationals (-176) AT (MLB) 960 Dodgers (-176) AT (MLB) 956 Braves (-120) AT (MLB) 968 White Sox (-173) AT (MLB) 971 Royals (-124) AT (MLB)

05/24/16 16:50:22

#36102516

[JMon]

On the bright side, I made the first WNBA bets of the season...

good luck KVBer

[Fidel_CashFlow]

have a strange feeling in me bones that things are really not as they seem

[JMon]

Interesting find I just did...since 95, home dog teams that were up by >=20 at the half in the previous game are 23-79 SU and 29-72-1 ATS in their next. However, there has never been a recorded playoff game.

[Auto Donk]

Once again my forecasts give Oklahoma City the win over Golden State Warriors. I have OKC beating GSW by a whopping 13 points while the non-predictive less sophisticated numbers will give OKC a win by about 6 points.

So the numbers give OKC a bigger win than the last game and we can see, based on the last game, that these numbers are a bit skewed. That said; remember that these same forecasts were all giving OKC the win even before last game’s blowout.

The value is with OKC here, both despite and because of the strong (and legitimate) public support for the Warriors.

As far as the totals, the line sits right about where bettors are using averages and non-predictive stats…222.

My forecasts give roughly a 224 point game, at the current line it is difficult for me to ascertain any value on the total and a total conclusion, if any, may have to come from other angles.

I will likely pass on the total and end up pressing that winning OKC bet from last game. While I like the timeless story line of the Warriors getting knocked down, then forced to respond, I get nervous when a team has to and is expected to emerge from that responding position in consecutive matches. The Warriors have gone to the well in game two, came up with some water, can they go to that same well twice?

My thoughts are that they won’t, but hey, this is the Warriors.

Good Luck.

i'd like the thunder too, but feel this is a must win.....

not for the warriors, but for the league....

watch for some key officiating to ensure it's 2-2 at the end of the night

otherwise, i think the thunder puts em away

[Auto Donk]

kvb.... in a weird iron twist, after my wife and I finished up sunday afternoon, we went to a local sportsbar/wingjoint, and the first song someone played on the jukebox was this bad ass:



hadn't heard it in over ten years....

then i cranked this bad boy up about ten mins after that.....

presence one of my fav zep albums, second one i bought

[JMon]

JMon biz just bought himself a Escalade (just a 2011- fully loaded) , but still a bit pumped. Traded in the '07 Tahoe and got 17K trade. Pearl white. Sorry to brag, but I just one upped the spics down the mall at Jalisicos Mexican Restaurant. Only difference, I am not housing my family in it and have to pay taxes.