1. #18726
    innovation
    innovation's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-27-12
    Posts: 6,218
    Betpoints: 239

    WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY

    There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses; the results were pretty interesting:

    30% of women think their ass is too fat............

    10% of women think their ass is too skinny.......

    The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man and they wouldn't trade him for the world.

  2. #18727
    innovation
    innovation's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-27-12
    Posts: 6,218
    Betpoints: 239

    3 Women

    A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

    The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

    The man was impressed.

    The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

    Again, the man is impressed.

    The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

    Obviously, the man was impressed.

    The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

    Then he married the one with the biggest .


    ...........

    There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
    Points Awarded:

    Da Manster! gave innovation 2 Betpoint(s) for this post.


  3. #18728
    innovation
    innovation's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-27-12
    Posts: 6,218
    Betpoints: 239

    Chippendale Dancers from around the world



    Chippendale from Africa



    Chippendale from India



    Chippendale from Egypt



    Chippendale from Tibet



    Chippendale from Russia



    Chippendale from Greese




  4. #18729
    Fidel_CashFlow
    Fidel_CashFlow's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-03-12
    Posts: 53,995
    Betpoints: 30419

    Quote Originally Posted by innovation View Post
    what ya lookin at flowz?

    i haven't had a peek yet but assuming Doyers is going to be inflated
    no lines out juz askin. 3-1 on betting Cards over total in past years.

    Interested in seeing what they set it at this year. Im guessing O/U 90 will be the line

    Anything lower then 88.5 and I might get aggressive

    Dodgers are sooooooo stacked at pitching and bullpen depth its getting ridiculous.

    Beckett could have a subpar season and still put up better numbers then most number 5's

    And thats if u are not starting Billingsley in the 5th spot instead of Beckett.

    Lineup is not a slouch either. Thinking Dodgers will be set @ most places around 93.5 to 94 season wins

    I am not going to be afraid to attack early on the 2 books I play at if I see a line that looks off.

    The juice on some of those lines go insane... the over/under will stay the same but the juice fluctuates like crazy.

    Hate locking in a play early on teams risking injuries in spring training

    but more often then not u can save a ton of juice by lockin in early if u notice its the best line comparable

    to what u see on the other sites.

  5. #18730
    Fidel_CashFlow
    Fidel_CashFlow's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-03-12
    Posts: 53,995
    Betpoints: 30419

    Link Not Working - Removed-)
    Last edited by SBRAdmin3; 07-05-14 at 11:46 AM.

  6. #18731
    Fidel_CashFlow
    Fidel_CashFlow's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-03-12
    Posts: 53,995
    Betpoints: 30419

    Herb... remember this one



  7. #18732
    innovation
    innovation's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-27-12
    Posts: 6,218
    Betpoints: 239

    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    no lines out juz askin. 3-1 on betting Cards over total in past years.

    Interested in seeing what they set it at this year. Im guessing O/U 90 will be the line

    Anything lower then 88.5 and I might get aggressive

    Dodgers are sooooooo stacked at pitching and bullpen depth its getting ridiculous.

    Beckett could have a subpar season and still put up better numbers then most number 5's

    And thats if u are not starting Billingsley in the 5th spot instead of Beckett.

    Lineup is not a slouch either. Thinking Dodgers will be set @ most places around 93.5 to 94 season wins

    I am not going to be afraid to attack early on the 2 books I play at if I see a line that looks off.

    The juice on some of those lines go insane... the over/under will stay the same but the juice fluctuates like crazy.

    Hate locking in a play early on teams risking injuries in spring training

    but more often then not u can save a ton of juice by lockin in early if u notice its the best line comparable

    to what u see on the other sites.


    alright man, I am down let me know who you pull the trigger on I will tail.

    Fuk da Doyers though

  8. #18733
    Da Manster!
    Da Manster!'s Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 07-13-07
    Posts: 17,666
    Betpoints: 2894


  9. #18734
    smokenjoke
    05
    smokenjoke's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-16-12
    Posts: 8,285
    Betpoints: 427

    Sup Yo'z
    Last edited by SBRAdmin3; 07-05-14 at 11:43 AM. Reason: Link Not Working - Removed-)

  10. #18735
    Da Manster!
    Da Manster!'s Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 07-13-07
    Posts: 17,666
    Betpoints: 2894

    Yo, Fidel!...watch where you are walking, son!...Link Not Working - Removed-)
    Last edited by SBRAdmin3; 07-05-14 at 11:43 AM.

  11. #18736
    innovation
    innovation's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-27-12
    Posts: 6,218
    Betpoints: 239

    sup playa's!

    what we workin with tonight fellas?

    I suddenly have the urge to bet on some sh:t NBA teams

    Bobcats +6 -108
    Bulls -1 +182
    Craptors -1.5 -108


    prolly have them stink azz Bucks Later on too @ -1 +167

  12. #18737
    Da Manster!
    Da Manster!'s Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 07-13-07
    Posts: 17,666
    Betpoints: 2894

    Link Not Working - Removed-)
    Last edited by SBRAdmin3; 07-05-14 at 11:43 AM.

  13. #18738
    Da Manster!
    Da Manster!'s Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 07-13-07
    Posts: 17,666
    Betpoints: 2894

    Quote Originally Posted by innovation View Post
    sup playa's!

    what we workin with tonight fellas?



    I suddenly have the urge to bet on some sh:t NBA teams

    Bobcats +6 -108
    Bulls -1 +182
    Craptors -1.5 -108


    prolly have them stink azz Bucks Later on too @ -1 +167

    sup inno and smoke!.......good luck on your plays, man...I don't bet NBA, NHL but I love college hoops...won 5 out of my last 6 wagers...I'm laying off until the big game and considering pounding Seattle heavy!...I want that line to get bumped to 3 so I can buy a point or two, and get the Hawks at (+4.5) or something like that!....

  14. #18739
    Da Manster!
    Da Manster!'s Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 07-13-07
    Posts: 17,666
    Betpoints: 2894

    Haters gonna hate!


  15. #18740
    smokenjoke
    05
    smokenjoke's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-16-12
    Posts: 8,285
    Betpoints: 427

    Inno, Manster Best Of Luck
    Im fck'n with
    Pho/Cal O.T. +285
    Hawks 1st Pd -.5 +160
    Hawks -1.5 +180
    Mon/Pit 1st Pd over 1.5 +105
    Pit -1.5 +155
    i also parlayed Pit -120(reg) Chi -110(reg) @ +250
    GL Gentz!!!

  16. #18741
    JMon
    I'd be a lot cooler if you did.
    JMon's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-11-09
    Posts: 9,800
    Betpoints: 10742

    Damn cflow,

    I was just thinking bout MLB..My favorite sport to bet on... 30+u last three years. . Thinking about setting up a season MLB capping contest this year on SBR.
    Nomination(s):
    This post was nominated 1 time . To view the nominated thread please click here. People who nominated: innovation

  17. #18742
    JMon
    I'd be a lot cooler if you did.
    JMon's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-11-09
    Posts: 9,800
    Betpoints: 10742

    Quote Originally Posted by smokenjoke View Post
    Inno, Manster Best Of Luck
    Im fck'n with
    Pho/Cal O.T. +285
    Hawks 1st Pd -.5 +160
    Hawks -1.5 +180
    Mon/Pit 1st Pd over 1.5 +105
    Pit -1.5 +155
    i also parlayed Pit -120(reg) Chi -110(reg) @ +250
    GL Gentz!!!
    gl smoken..

    played Coyotes -1.5 +220

  18. #18743
    JMon
    I'd be a lot cooler if you did.
    JMon's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-11-09
    Posts: 9,800
    Betpoints: 10742

    Quote Originally Posted by innovation View Post
    sup playa's!

    what we workin with tonight fellas?

    I suddenly have the urge to bet on some sh:t NBA teams

    Bobcats +6 -108
    Bulls -1 +182
    Craptors -1.5 -108


    prolly have them stink azz Bucks Later on too @ -1 +167
    howdy inno.. went 2-3 last night...(three losers were by an average of 1.66 points ) very close to a big night.

    Working with

    Hawks -5.5

    Oakland +11.5

    Lean Pistons and Thunder

  19. #18744
    innovation
    innovation's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-27-12
    Posts: 6,218
    Betpoints: 239

    Da Man personally I don't see it going to 3......if it does then I underestimate the money coming in on denver....I think enough people like defense + cold weather to keep it under 3.

    SnJ......i can't pick my azz from my elbow in pucks....I don't know how u do it

    Jmon....I am down for a contest for sure.....love bases.....it's the only TV package I buy every year

  20. #18745
    innovation
    innovation's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-27-12
    Posts: 6,218
    Betpoints: 239

    Quote Originally Posted by JMon View Post
    howdy inno.. went 2-3 last night...(three losers were by an average of 1.66 points ) very close to a big night.

    Working with

    Hawks -5.5

    Oakland +11.5

    Lean Pistons and Thunder

    ya I watched that texas Kst game.....buzzer beater was unreal you cashed though . Flipped over to lsu/mizz game too and that was just weird how lsu pulled that out.


    BOL jmon.....haven't locked in bucks yet gunna see how I feel before tip...usually won't even look at them, but pistons won last 3 there and pistons are nothing special

  21. #18746
    JMon
    I'd be a lot cooler if you did.
    JMon's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-11-09
    Posts: 9,800
    Betpoints: 10742

    Quote Originally Posted by innovation View Post
    Jmon....I am down for a contest for sure.....love bases.....it's the only TV package I buy every year
    cool, it will be open to SBR, not personalized like our Fly Me NFL contest, will send an invite if I do . Absolutely love bases and the doggies!. I'm a volume player in MLB...usually hitting around 50%. I do be those favs too when the time is right. Can't leave them out! I think for the majority...smoken and I were the major MLB players in here...Herbster and cflow through a couple out here and there last year.

  22. #18747
    JMon
    I'd be a lot cooler if you did.
    JMon's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-11-09
    Posts: 9,800
    Betpoints: 10742

    Quote Originally Posted by innovation View Post
    ya I watched that texas Kst game.....buzzer beater was unreal you cashed though . Flipped over to lsu/mizz game too and that was just weird how lsu pulled that out.


    BOL jmon.....haven't locked in bucks yet gunna see how I feel before tip...usually won't even look at them, but pistons won last 3 there and pistons are nothing special
    Ya, I was flipping back and forth btwn that Missou game and KState. Glad Kstate didn't go into OT...yet being raised a Wildcat wanted them to win. Win or cash...hmmm.. Mizzou...well, I just don't want to talk about that game... So many missed opportunities.

    If them Pistons were a dog...I'd be betting them. I have a nice database play on them, but only ONE occurance where a fav (which won) has been a play in the last 7 years. Just leaning.

  23. #18748
    smokenjoke
    05
    smokenjoke's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-16-12
    Posts: 8,285
    Betpoints: 427

    Mon good luck on the Yotes!!! I just can't trust them for the PL/RL.
    The Coyotes are set to play their next three on the road, where they are 9-9-6 this season. They are just 3-7-0 in January despite having played eight of those 10 games at home.
    Would love a MLB contest. Fck'n love baseball. I know Flowz hits them futures and is on point!!! So is the lezbo too!!! Get it started you know I'm down!!!
    Inno, jump on the NHL!!! Lot of $$$ in it with 1st pd PL/RL and regulation (reg) lines!!! Give it a shot!!!
    Good Luck Gentz!!!

  24. #18749
    innovation
    innovation's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-27-12
    Posts: 6,218
    Betpoints: 239

    trust me Smoker if I bet any pucks it's because I am tailing you......growing up in the desert (Phoenix). The only ice we know is the kind gets smoked out of a glass rooster

  25. #18750
    smokenjoke
    05
    smokenjoke's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-16-12
    Posts: 8,285
    Betpoints: 427

    Quote Originally Posted by innovation View Post
    trust me Smoker if I bet any pucks it's because I am tailing you......growing up in the desert (Phoenix). The only ice we know is the kind gets smoked out of a glass rooster
    Check your Inbox!!!
    Points Awarded:

    innovation gave smokenjoke 25 Betpoint(s) for this post.


  26. #18751
    Da Manster!
    Da Manster!'s Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 07-13-07
    Posts: 17,666
    Betpoints: 2894


  27. #18752
    JMon
    I'd be a lot cooler if you did.
    JMon's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-11-09
    Posts: 9,800
    Betpoints: 10742

    don't lye


  28. #18753
    JMon
    I'd be a lot cooler if you did.
    JMon's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-11-09
    Posts: 9,800
    Betpoints: 10742

    for smoken

    Nomination(s):
    This post was nominated 1 time . To view the nominated thread please click here. People who nominated: smokenjoke

  29. #18754
    JMon
    I'd be a lot cooler if you did.
    JMon's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-11-09
    Posts: 9,800
    Betpoints: 10742


  30. #18755
    JMon
    I'd be a lot cooler if you did.
    JMon's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-11-09
    Posts: 9,800
    Betpoints: 10742

    snoop checkin sticky itcky


  31. #18756
    Fidel_CashFlow
    Fidel_CashFlow's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-03-12
    Posts: 53,995
    Betpoints: 30419

    y0 , whats shakin tonight fellas



    Points Awarded:

    pulledclear gave Fidel_CashFlow 2 Betpoint(s) for this post.


  32. #18757
    Fidel_CashFlow
    Fidel_CashFlow's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-03-12
    Posts: 53,995
    Betpoints: 30419

    guess not a lot shakin , but this post sure is


  33. #18758
    Fidel_CashFlow
    Fidel_CashFlow's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-03-12
    Posts: 53,995
    Betpoints: 30419

    Jmon. I share your excitement for MLB season to start . Couple of you were killin it with your daily plays.

    I did well when I chose to bet. Not much of a daily player though.

    Will be playing more team to win the series bets .

    Believe there is smart money in those 3 game series plays if not overused

  34. #18759
    Fidel_CashFlow
    Fidel_CashFlow's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-03-12
    Posts: 53,995
    Betpoints: 30419

    pretty sure Kermit was posting plays almost daily as well

    he was winning at a good clip also if im not mistaken


  35. #18760
    Seaweed
    Update your status
    Seaweed's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-19-12
    Posts: 26,289
    Betpoints: 6958

    What's up fellas?

First ... 533534535536537538539 ... Last
Top